"My evening wear, vampire bat
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtles neck I've got my share
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Now try my red robin suit
It comes one breast or two
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!"
"I've got my tiiiiicket don't want to miiiiiiss it..."
Aaaaaaaarrrgghhhhh!!!
To me, the Lotto is the ONE thing we definitely never need an advert for...I mean, if your gonna put it on, it'll be put on lol but yeh that advert is pathetic
To me, the Lotto is the ONE thing we definitely never need an advert for...I mean, if your gonna put it on, it'll be put on lol but yeh that advert is pathetic
In fairness, I only really have a punt on the lottery when there's a decent jackpot, so if the advert comes up and says there's a rollover I'll have a go.
The one for Lorriane - god when is she going to get off our screens the fake bint!! The one that features that other Swala (spelt wrong I know) sister...blue background I think!!
In fairness, I only really have a punt on the lottery when there's a decent jackpot, so if the advert comes up and says there's a rollover I'll have a go.
Well yeh, don't mind that little 15-30 second advert because it's unoffensive
Oh good god, I've just seen a horrendous Sainsbury's one with a woman telling a hilarious story about that time she got home drunk and had some smoked salmon and ends with the grammatically atrocious "no, I did you it".
The short Christmas Sainsburys ad esp the one with the girl that has worked a nightshift and still cooks breakfast for her lazy ass bf/husband which ends 'I did do it' or some crap!!
Oh, was it a night shift? I thought she was out on the razzle!
It was~:
him: I made you this wonderful smoked salmon breakfast (aka, I opened a packet of salmon and put it on some bread)
her: no, I did you it.
Don't know which one it's for (have long forced my brain to forget) but that dratted "I'm not going to be who I'm expected to be anymore" pile of sanctimonious claptrap seems to have been coming round every November for the past 5 years or so. It does my nut in.
Just saw the most hilarious infomercial for a set of curling tongs. Women grinning as they flattened their hair with these deadly looking weapons, steam rising off the burnt hair. The voiceover going, "But wait! There's more!" fifteen times, desperately trying to sell it. Apparently it's revolutionary because it has some plastic bristles attached to it... I'd like to see it get through my mane
Which is from the Boots advert featuring Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat, a song about Homophobia and running away from a small town with its small minded people
Obviously the people who decided to use that song in the advert had no idea of it's meaning and just heard the "runaway" lyric and thought perfect we'll use that while the boy is running down the street
To the advertisers - Please stop rubbing peoples noses in it - there are many people in this country who can barely afford essentials such as food and heating, let alone spending possibly hundreds of pounds on the latest gadgets etc.
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These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtles neck I've got my share
Beret of poodle on my noodle it shall rest
Now try my red robin suit
It comes one breast or two
See my vest, see my vest, see my vest!"
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If your gonna cover the song DONT MAKE IT SHIT
:mad:
FFS that song is not a whiny ballad!
Aaaaaaaarrrgghhhhh!!!
WHEN WILL IT EVER GO AWAY?!
To me, the Lotto is the ONE thing we definitely never need an advert for...I mean, if your gonna put it on, it'll be put on lol but yeh that advert is pathetic
Yes thats the song they've turned into a whiny pissy ballad. :mad:
I hate this new trend of turning covers into this shit
In fairness, I only really have a punt on the lottery when there's a decent jackpot, so if the advert comes up and says there's a rollover I'll have a go.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR does my head in a lot
Well yeh, don't mind that little 15-30 second advert because it's unoffensive
Oh, was it a night shift? I thought she was out on the razzle!
It was~:
him: I made you this wonderful smoked salmon breakfast (aka, I opened a packet of salmon and put it on some bread)
her: no, I did you it.
The perfume ads are back :eek: :eek:
Don't know which one it's for (have long forced my brain to forget) but that dratted "I'm not going to be who I'm expected to be anymore" pile of sanctimonious claptrap seems to have been coming round every November for the past 5 years or so. It does my nut in.
Re my post above: After a quick google, I've realised its this exact one! Glad it drives someone else mad!
Also, "so good it's PATENTED!" Hahaha.
I actually sang/fitted that to the tune of the last line of the song in the ad, "Wacca Do Wacca Do Wacca Day".... DAMN YOU! :mad:
It's even worse that the one with Lilly Allen wailing all over it, no really it is!
Go away now please.
Which is from the Boots advert featuring Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat, a song about Homophobia and running away from a small town with its small minded people
Obviously the people who decided to use that song in the advert had no idea of it's meaning and just heard the "runaway" lyric and thought perfect we'll use that while the boy is running down the street
To the advertisers - Please stop rubbing peoples noses in it - there are many people in this country who can barely afford essentials such as food and heating, let alone spending possibly hundreds of pounds on the latest gadgets etc.
Truth is a lot of people are missing it, jackpot has shrunk, sales are down and all it has going for it is that saddo filled advert.
If she is the fittest then by god that school is full of ugly munters,:D