Depends when she used the Turkey baster I suppose ;-)
What worries me is the prospect of all the photo opps looming large on the horizon. With a constant stream of Sexy Simon and his luuuurve interest sprawled over the sand currently dominating the Sidebar of Shame, can you just imagine the potential interest in Cowell jnr? Frightening.
The other thing that astonishes me is that despite all the evidence to the contrary, many people are still determined to see the 'look of love' in Si's eyes. Please.
What worries me is the prospect of all the photo opps looming large on the horizon. With a constant stream of Sexy Simon and his luuuurve interest sprawled over the sand currently dominating the Sidebar of Shame, can you just imagine the potential interest in Cowell jnr? Frightening.
I know. Although to me, the 'look of love' in his eyes seems to be more aimed at the cameras and the attention he's getting rather than at her... whilst she clings on like a groupie.
The other thing that astonishes me is that despite all the evidence to the contrary, many people are still determined to see the 'look of love' in Si's eyes. Please.
Hmmm. I think that relationship is definitely lilac....
The Seed of Simon can't spring forth from the Womb of Plenty until the cathederal being built in honour of the second coming has been completed and the rights to it's birth sold to the highest bidder!
Hmmm. I think that relationship is definitely lilac....
Oi, you'll have the charge of the light brigade tagteam coming over from the Closet Gay threads telling you off for daring to suggest such a thing... ;-)
Hmmm. I think that relationship is definitely lilac....
how very dare you
Here is the loved up couple in Barbados, so she hasn't had it yet.
Some rather posed looking pics of them on a sunbed also on that site. And one of him holding someone else's baby like a sack of spuds , definately done for the camera
The Seed of Simon can't spring forth from the Womb of Plenty until the cathederal being built in honour of the second coming has been completed and the rights to it's birth sold to the highest bidder!
The question I'd love answered is how the Seed of Simon actually reached the Womb of Plenty in the first place?! And how did control-freak Cowell manage to get 'trapped' in a situation he clearly hadn't planned for?
Louise Walsh & Simon are choosing the baby as we speak from a final selection of 20, the chosen one will fired from a cannon into the Womb of Plenty. From where the child will emerge from behind swirling smoke into a blaze of lights and burst into song.
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Then again, this is Cowell's child. Supposedly.
What worries me is the prospect of all the photo opps looming large on the horizon. With a constant stream of Sexy Simon and his luuuurve interest sprawled over the sand currently dominating the Sidebar of Shame, can you just imagine the potential interest in Cowell jnr? Frightening.
The other thing that astonishes me is that despite all the evidence to the contrary, many people are still determined to see the 'look of love' in Si's eyes. Please.
I know. Although to me, the 'look of love' in his eyes seems to be more aimed at the cameras and the attention he's getting rather than at her... whilst she clings on like a groupie.
Hmmm. I think that relationship is definitely lilac....
Oi, you'll have the charge of the light brigade tagteam coming over from the Closet Gay threads telling you off for daring to suggest such a thing... ;-)
Not heard that one before but I so know what you're talking about!
Plus your username is making me hungry. And homesick.
how very dare you
Here is the loved up couple in Barbados, so she hasn't had it yet.
Some rather posed looking pics of them on a sunbed also on that site. And one of him holding someone else's baby like a sack of spuds , definately done for the camera
http://www.justjared.com/2013/12/26/simon-cowell-shirtless-beach-stroll-with-pregnant-girlfriend-lauren-silverman/
Perhaps a birth on tv seeing how far she can pop it.
The question I'd love answered is how the Seed of Simon actually reached the Womb of Plenty in the first place?! And how did control-freak Cowell manage to get 'trapped' in a situation he clearly hadn't planned for?
I love Haggis too - hence the username!
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/showbiz/358398/Simon-Cowell-s-acting-up-to-make-baby-laugh
No that honour goes to Kim Kardashian who was pregnant for at least 18 months....
Don't you know they are supposed to be in love and blissfully happy;-)
Haha you're right, it really did feel like she'd been pregnant forever. And the baby was allegedly premature as well...:o