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what is the first thing you think when you wake up?

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11/01/14 - 07:03 in General Discussion #1

?????

me, where am I, sofa or bed?

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pugamo Posts: 18,039
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11/01/14 - 07:05 #2

****. Work again.

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skipjack79 Posts: 3,250
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11/01/14 - 07:07 #3

What day is it, and am I late.

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exlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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11/01/14 - 07:07 #4

what gave me the stiffy.

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performingmonk Posts: 20,086
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11/01/14 - 07:08 #5

Is my penis still there? Yes? Then I'm good to go.

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U96 Posts: 13,937
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11/01/14 - 07:11 #6

'I feel like I've only been asleep for a couple of hours'.

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christina83 Posts: 11,115
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11/01/14 - 07:11 #7

I need a cuppa tea.

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Cadiva Posts: 18,412
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11/01/14 - 07:12 #8

christina83 wrote: »

I need a cuppa tea.

Ditto

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Lisa.B Posts: 57,279
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11/01/14 - 07:12 #9

Is it that time already!

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skipjack79 Posts: 3,250
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11/01/14 - 07:13 #10

Have I got time for a wank.

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HaloJoe Posts: 13,283
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11/01/14 - 07:15 #11

BirdyBee.

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Rich Tea. Posts: 22,048
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11/01/14 - 07:56 #12

skipjack79 wrote: »

Have I got time for a wank.

Don't virtually all males of almost any age think about this as soon as they wake up, and at least stroke the thing even if not going as far as you suggest! Their willies should be the default answer for every male surely?

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11/01/14 - 08:26 #13

pugamo wrote: »

****. Work again.

skipjack79 wrote: »

What day is it, and am I late.

U96 wrote: »

'I feel like I've only been asleep for a couple of hours'.

Yep these are usually my first three thoughts

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11/01/14 - 08:31 #14

I'm alive today. When you get older you hope you wake up. So far it's been OK.:)

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Presto Shinko Posts: 1,221
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11/01/14 - 08:38 #15

hit snooze

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annette kurten Posts: 39,543
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11/01/14 - 08:39 #16

how much sleep have i had?

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11/01/14 - 08:43 #17

annette kurten wrote: »

how much sleep have i had?

Probably the same as me. Without drugs I hardly sleep at all. I took mine about 2 hours ago so will be in bed soon.

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11/01/14 - 08:46 #18

The toilet is always my first thought and need.

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11/01/14 - 09:19 #19

woodbush wrote: »

Probably the same as me. Without drugs I hardly sleep at all. I took mine about 2 hours ago so will be in bed soon.

me too, i hope they kick in soon woody. pleasant dreams.:)

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Freeview_Viewer Posts: 1,262
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11/01/14 - 10:13 #20

An Australian woman

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[Deleted User] Posts: 2,682
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11/01/14 - 10:57 #21

What time it is.

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LakieLady Posts: 19,726
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11/01/14 - 12:25 #22

christina83 wrote: »

I need a cuppa tea.

That's my second thought. My first thought is usually "I need a pee".

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11/01/14 - 13:31 #23

woodbush wrote: »

I'm alive today. When you get older you hope you wake up. So far it's been OK.:)

Same here,I made it through another night.

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11/01/14 - 13:34 #24

Lisa.B wrote: »

Is it that time already!

That's mine too

Then:

I need the loo

I need a drink (I just have water first thing, don't have a cuppa til about 10)

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11/01/14 - 13:36 #25

I need more sleep.

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11/01/14 - 13:46 #26

christina83 wrote: »

I need a cuppa tea.

Ditto.

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