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Quotes of the series so far

Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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This thread is dedicated to all quotes so far in this series of Celebrity Big Brother :D Ill start this off

Lee: im not a ****ing player
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    HeyyouoverthereHeyyouoverthere Posts: 5,117
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    Jim when asked if he had slept with Linda said ' I'd rather put my balls in an egg grater to be honest'
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 497
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    Jim: "I'd rather put my balls in an egg slicer"
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    GTR DavoGTR Davo Posts: 4,574
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    JIM:

    "Sounded like they were whisking an omelette"

    "No one likes a F**ny rat" :D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    #5
    Liz: "I couldn't share a house with someone who didn't think animals had souls."

    Liz again: "If you'd punched my horse, I would have stabbed you."

    Emma: "Who do you want to win?" Evander: "Dapper."
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    QueenPixieQueenPixie Posts: 773
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    wonkeydonkey wrote: »
    Liz: "I couldn't share a house with someone who didn't think animals had souls."

    Liz again: "If you'd punched my horse, I would have stabbed you."

    Emma: "Who do you want to win?" Evander: "Dapper."

    I was shocked that Emma didnt laugh at this
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    SillyBillyGoatSillyBillyGoat Posts: 22,266
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    Luisa: I can't talk to someone with your low IQ.
    Dappy: Low IQ?! I got an A+ in English, an A+ in Maths ... and a B in Music! What did you get, an A and B in Stuck Up?

    (Not really a fan, but that really made me laugh. :D)
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    Stefano92Stefano92 Posts: 66,405
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    The entire Luisa and Dappy row was filled with gold!
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    SillyBillyGoat wrote: »
    Luisa: I can't talk to someone with your low IQ.
    Dappy: Low IQ?! I got an A+ in English, an A+ in Maths ... and a B in Music! What did you get, an A and B in Stuck Up?

    (Not really a fan, but that really made me laugh. :D)

    Dappy is very clever boy :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    #10
    Casey and Lee: "Let's say Dappy! He'll think it's funny!"
    Dappy, on being voted the most fake, with a face like thunder, "No one has ever said I'm fake in my LIFE!" [Explodes with depressed anger for the next five minutes]

    Ollie, after having been handcuffed to Lionel for just under 3 days, and weeping in the diary room, "sometimes you just know someone is going to be your friend for the rest of your life!"
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    KatrinaKKatrinaK Posts: 32,261
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    Jim about Lee

    "He's a fanny rat"

    :D
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    FanntastikFanntastik Posts: 12,310
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    I don't remember the exact quote but during the shopping task when the aliens asked Liz why she didn't feel any pain and she said something like "I've felt worse pain. Like microdermabrasion" :D I cracked up.
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    WhyHelloWorldWhyHelloWorld Posts: 15,494
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    Liz: "I can't share a house with someone who say's animals dont have souls"

    Liz: "If you punched my horse....I would stab you.....I really would"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,927
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    SillyBillyGoat wrote: »
    Dappy: Low IQ?! I got an A+ in English, an A+ in Maths ... and a B in Music! What did you get, an A and B in Stuck Up?
    I liked the second time he tried it. "I got an A in English, a B in English ..."

    GTR Davo wrote: »
    "Sounded like they were whisking an omelette"
    What I liked about that was Jasmine's subsequent revelation that Lee whisked well.
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    SillyBillyGoatSillyBillyGoat Posts: 22,266
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    WhyHelloWorld wrote: »
    Liz: "I can't share a house with someone who say's animals dont have souls"

    Liz: "If you punched my horse....I would stab you.....I really would"

    Which reminds me of another, from the horse exchange:

    "But you're a human! You're a human!" :D.
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    erin_perin_p Posts: 25,091
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    #16
    Liz to Lionel 'Your like Frank Sinatra'
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    Stuart25Stuart25 Posts: 12,217
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    Liz (after Luisa says "I just want to go home"):

    "I think Luisa just wants to go home" :D
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    Surely Lee is the Quote God this series. Newest one was how 'you falls in love less times than you go to Nandos' or suchlike which seems patently NOT TRUE in Lee's case.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 709
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    Casey: I had to lay right there while you two were kissing and holding hands
    Lee: I'm sorry, I thought you were asleep

    Lee is quite the charmer isn't he :D
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    BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    Helen_Smith3 wrote: »
    Casey: I had to lay right there while you two were kissing and holding hands
    Lee: I'm sorry, I thought you were asleep

    Lee is quite the charmer isn't he :D

    LOL! that has to be one of my fav quotes as well.

    What an arse Lee is.

    :)
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    BlueStreakBlueStreak Posts: 11,145
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    white tigress wrote: »
    Surely Lee is the Quote God this series. Newest one was how 'you falls in love less times than you go to Nandos' or suchlike which seems patently NOT TRUE in Lee's case.

    I'm stuffed then. I've never been to Nando's LOL!

    :o
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    21stCenturyBoy21stCenturyBoy Posts: 44,517
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    Stuart25 wrote: »
    Liz (after Luisa says "I just want to go home"):

    "I think Luisa just wants to go home" :D

    Liz's delivery of that was spot on.

    Part of the reason I like her so much is that it's like she's on a fifty second delay with all of her reactions. She's deadpan without even trying to be :D
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    Dappy: relax yourself
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    BellaRosaBellaRosa Posts: 36,593
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    Dappy in the DR talking about the outcome of an IQ test against Luisa where he said...

    "I would beat her.... or come a little bit below her"


    :confused:
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    Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    Jim: Most men would fvck a frog.

    Post eviction Tweet -Evander saying he got on well with Bill.
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    This is by far my favourite:

    Dappy: "I haven't had one STD in my life... Just a urine infection"
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