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Kilgore: Smell that? You smell that?
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
Lance: What?
Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.
[kneels]
Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like
[sniffing, pondering]
Kilgore: victory. Someday this war's gonna end...
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Bruce Lee, "Enter The Dragon"
"Boards don't hit back" We used this all the time when I did martial arts.
"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious... and don't call me Shirley." Airplane
"We deal in lead friend." The Magnificent Seven
and anything said by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.
Sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherf*cker.
You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.
I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherf*cker, motherf*cker! (probably this one)
~ Francis Ford Coppola and John Milius (from Apocalypse Now)
Also:
"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears... in... rain. Time... to die..."
~ largely improvised by Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner)
No Mr Bond!, i expect you to die!...
James Bond..(Goldfinger)
- Penderley (Stanley Holloway) in The Lavender Hill Mob (1951)
"Wait! We have the Supreme Court! Please, wait! We still have the Supreme Court!"
- (spoiler) in Mahiru no Ankoku (Darkness at Midday) (1959)
"If it's in focus, it's pornography. If it's out of focus, it's art."
- Kwan (Linda Hunt) in The Year of Living Dangerously (1982)
"A difficult client can make things most distressing. Some of them tend to be very hysterical. So inconsiderate."
- the prison executioner in Kind Hearts and Coronets (1949)
Peter Sellers, 'Dr. Strangelove'
from the endlessly quotable "Full Metal Jacket".
Animal: "An egg. Where did it come from?"
Sefton: "From a chicken, bug-wit."
"Stalag 17"
Mean Girls.
You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus.
I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?
Oh no, I'm late for school..........I'll kiss you on the mouth, Kenny Rogers.
I tea-bagged your drum set!
This house is a ****ing prison! On Planet Bullshit! In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel D***s!
Young Frankenstein.
And more:
"Werewolf...where wolf?...there wolf"
"What hump?"
"Ixnay on the ottenray"
"Wait...I was going to make espresso!"
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Where the hell are you from anyway, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, Texas, sir.
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy dog shit! Texas? Only steers and queers come from Texas, Private Cowboy, and you don't look much like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Are you a peter puffer?
Private Cowboy: Sir, no, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: I bet you're the kind of guy who would fcuk a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you!
You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to me? Well I'm the only one here.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn" - Gone with the Wind
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse" - Godfather
"I never met a dame yet that didn't know if she was good-looking or not without being told, and there's some of them that give themselves credit for more than they've got." - Streetcar Named Desire
"One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to show you a brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. Then this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the jack of spades jump out of this brand-new deck of cards and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not accept this bet, because as sure as you stand there, you're going to wind up with an ear full of cider." - Guys and Dolls
Boom! Train explodes
Sundance Kid: Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?
This from Leon
1. im going to cook you the best meal you ever had
2 "do you ever take your glasses off?"
"only in bed"
(she removes his glasses .......)
"the cheaper the crook, the gaudier the patter ......"
(and lots more wonderful lines straight out of Hammet's novel)
"just think, next time i shoot someone i could be arrested ........"
(lt. frank drebin after retiring from police service)
"I'll see my lawyer about this as soon as he graduates from law school".
rufus t firefly.