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Oscar Pistorius Trial (Merged)

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    sandy50sandy50 Posts: 22,043
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    Hang on a minute, I won't SAY anything if i'm the neatly-brushed-hair-woman-who-grins-at-inappropriate-times who sits infront of the Judge at a very large table

    Can I change ?
    Can I do the COURT RISE at the beginning ? although I am not known for being on time, so I may delay things in Court and it'll all start late, so praps not.

    Can I be a witness instead, so when called i'll go to Stand ?
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    bobbydbobbyd Posts: 3,388
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    When he was given the post mortem report to look through and exclaimed "what?" It was a major blow for the defence and a good point scored by the prosecution. While the point may not have been particularly relevant or crucial it did make him look like a real plonker and potentially threw doubt on the rest of his testimony
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    I think that whole what thing was overcooked by Nel. I don't think Dixon had even caught up to paragraph Nel was talking about. Nel was so excitable he jumped the gun on his own surprise but then milked it for all its worth :p
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    AJ_TvllAJ_Tvll Posts: 3,295
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    Wonderful character part, you will STEAL EVERY SCENE.

    :D;-)

    And room for comedy.:kitty:

    …I get to swear in all witness and then sit back and enjoy :D
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    GaaronGaaron Posts: 179
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    francie wrote: »
    Now you've made me feel even more sorry for him :( (re you post in the locked thread - this pic http://s28.postimg.org/43398ejnh/Roger_Dixon.jpg)

    :(:cry::cry::cry::cry:
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    lynwood3lynwood3 Posts: 24,904
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    Nobody wants to be Oscar?
    The role has lots of potential.
    You can tell constant lies and be sick in a bucket every time someone looks at you funny
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,715
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    daziechain wrote: »
    Though it would mean totally going over to the dark side .. I quite fancy being Oldfatwage as surely all he really does is eat buns and get annoyed occasionally?

    I can relate, eat pies, get cross, be a bit nasty, go home, eat pies.

    Sound like a life choice though, rather that who you want to represent:D

    But then, I'm a bit out there, so I'd like to act Nel, or Roux or OP.

    (diva)..
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    Moira_HewittMoira_Hewitt Posts: 224
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    In an earlier tweet Dadic was saying it would be hard for OP to ask for an appeal based on the performance of his defence team, as Roux and co are considered 'the best money can buy'! I guess that speaks volumes...if they can't get him off......

    That has made my day!
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    konyakonya Posts: 5,004
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    May I be a cleaner who gently cleans The Door and noisily vacuums behind Alex when she's reporting?
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    KapellmeisterKapellmeister Posts: 41,322
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    vald wrote: »
    Nope...although I had you pegged for Nel, with Kap as Roux.

    :Dlol:D
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,715
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    lynwood3 wrote: »
    Nobody wants to be Oscar?
    The role has lots of potential.
    You can tell constant lies and be sick in a bucket every time someone looks at you funny

    Get on, I've offered TWICE. I'll have to fight to keep it not 'Team America' but I think I just COULD keep it barely believable.:blush:
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    daziechaindaziechain Posts: 12,124
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    I can relate, eat pies, get cross, be a bit nasty, go home, eat pies.
    Yes .. you see I wouldn't have to do a lot of acting :D

    You'd be great as OP .. can you do the whiny voice?
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,715
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    AJ_Tvll wrote: »
    …I get to swear in all witness and then sit back and enjoy :D

    Get ON, you'd try to get them all to testify in Afrikaans, and then give some spin on their translation, for dramatic EFFECT.:D
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    sandy50sandy50 Posts: 22,043
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    daziechain wrote: »
    Though it would mean totally going over to the dark side .. I quite fancy being Oldfatwage as surely all he really does is eat buns and get annoyed occasionally?

    Oldwage it is then - he's a good character - sit on something sharp and pull faces , cool :cool:
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    AJ_TvllAJ_Tvll Posts: 3,295
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    vald wrote: »
    Nope...although I had you pegged for Nel, with Kap as Roux.

    Although flattered by your suggestion….:blush:

    But the translator swears in witnesses, cuts of witnesses mid-sentence to start translating…but most of the time just sits with her bias and listens to the whole thing…that's just too much fun !! :D
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    benjaminibenjamini Posts: 32,066
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    konya wrote: »
    May I be a cleaner who gently cleans The Door and noisily vacuums behind Alex when she's reporting?

    Only if you promise to stop using your socks to do the polishing.
    I could swear they said the cleaners used mutton cloths:o
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    barrbarrellabarrbarrella Posts: 3,601
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    sandy50 wrote: »
    Hang on a minute, I won't SAY anything if i'm the neatly-brushed-hair-woman-who-grins-at-inappropriate-times who sits infront of the Judge at a very large table

    Can I change ?
    Can I do the COURT RISE at the beginning ? although I am not known for being on time, so I may delay things in Court and it'll all start late, so praps not.

    Can I be a witness instead, so when called i'll go to Stand ?

    :oHow about outside Sandy with the bunch of balloons and a kiss for Ozzie>>>:o
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,715
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    daziechain wrote: »
    Yes .. you see I wouldn't have to do a lot of acting :D

    You'd be great as OP .. can you do the whiny voice?

    Of course, I've got a teenaged girl.:D
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    lynwood3lynwood3 Posts: 24,904
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    Get on, I've offered TWICE. I'll have to fight to keep it not 'Team America' but I think I just COULD keep it barely believable.:blush:

    :D:D:D
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    sandy50sandy50 Posts: 22,043
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    konya wrote: »
    May I be a cleaner who gently cleans The Door and noisily vacuums behind Alex when she's reporting?
    perv
    :D;-)
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    RhumbatuggerRhumbatugger Posts: 85,715
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    benjamini wrote: »
    Only if you promise to stop using your socks to do the polishing.
    I could swear they said the cleaners used mutton cloths:o

    Me too, had a bit of a double take - mutton, sheep, woolly er.. meaty er what?
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    AJ_TvllAJ_Tvll Posts: 3,295
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    lynwood3 wrote: »
    Are you prepared to do the swearing and eeelooongaaatee yoouuur vooowels?

    I've been practicing…I'll do my best ! :D

    Plus if nobody understands me it's no problem…everybody understands Afrikaans and English, right ?
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    bobbyd wrote: »
    I think that whole what thing was overcooked by Nel. I don't think Dixon had even caught up to paragraph Nel was talking about. Nel was so excitable he jumped the gun on his own surprise but then milked it for all its worth :p

    Yeah , I think Nel got that a bit wrong.. It's not like he needed it though.
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    sandy50sandy50 Posts: 22,043
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    :oHow about outside Sandy with the bunch of balloons and a kiss for Ozzie>>>:o

    I OBJECT
    PROFUSELY >:(

    i know where i'd like to stick those balloons
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    daziechaindaziechain Posts: 12,124
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    Would we have to learn Afrikaans though? cos to be honest I've got a lot on this week :blush:
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    benjaminibenjamini Posts: 32,066
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    Me too, had a bit of a double take - mutton, sheep, woolly er.. meaty er what?

    A bit wooly:D
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