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David Cameron stung by jellyfish

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    AchtungAchtung Posts: 10,480
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    CELT1987 wrote: »
    The Jellyfish is now going to be assessed by ATOS to see of it is fit for work.....

    God help it if it's on disability.
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    CLL DodgeCLL Dodge Posts: 115,951
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    Jellyfish are slimy and have no brains...
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    BungitinBungitin Posts: 5,356
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    William 'fourteen pints' Hague would have rushed in to a bar to limber up.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,910
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    So it wasn't fatal then? :(
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    TardisSteveTardisSteve Posts: 8,077
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    CLL Dodge wrote: »
    Jellyfish are slimy and have no brains...

    A bit like David Cameron
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    CLL Dodge wrote: »
    Jellyfish are slimy and have no brains...

    The Box jellyfish (Chironex fleckeri) - which people have mentioned on here - has something akin to a very primitive brain, and displays quite complex behaviour which is why it would not get within ten miles of that slimy f****r Cameron. ;-)
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    GroutyGrouty Posts: 34,072
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    Get that jellyfish knighted :D
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    ElectraElectra Posts: 55,660
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    pjw1985 wrote: »
    So it wasn't fatal then? :(

    No. Thankfully, the jellyfish survived what must have been a very traumatic ordeal :)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 95
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    It should've been a Box jellyfish.
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    mountymounty Posts: 19,189
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    I wonder if he got IDS to pi$$ on his foot. :D

    he has sam cam for that

    the sting was on purpose
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    I'm quite disappointed that nobody has stopped to think about the poor jellyfish that bumped into a Cameron
    :(
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