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Emmerdaily- 2nd May. Affairs old and new.........

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    Pandora.Pandora. Posts: 21,417
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    Evening all, ta for t'thread JD :kitty:
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    Jewels501Jewels501 Posts: 26,932
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    Evening all and greetings to Jack and SULLA.:)


    chrisdebag wrote: »
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    :cool: I have lager for medicinal purposes

    Did you and your Uncle go for darts or snooker last night? I bet it was snooker.:cool:
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    JackWJackW Posts: 45,892
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    Good evening, all!

    Evening HoL :)
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    chrisdebagchrisdebag Posts: 102,690
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    80's Gal wrote: »
    Allo Chris, can we have a Friday joke please? :D

    Max Clifford is in prison for eight years

    now that is beyond funny

    :cool: I promise next week i will do a ripsnorter of a joke just for you
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    80's Gal80's Gal Posts: 12,716
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    is Plebbie gonna be a cow to my lovely Pete again tonight?

    Have you switched your allegiance from Father Barton to his mild mannered son? :confused:
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    davey_waveydavey_wavey Posts: 27,408
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    Evening everyone :)
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    mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,070
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    chrisdebag wrote: »
    Max Clifford is in prison for eight years

    now that is beyond funny

    :cool: I promise next week i will do a ripsnorter of a joke just for you

    Unfortunately that will be 3 and a half years in an open prison with all the luxuries and shopping on a Saturday (rolleyes)
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    80's Gal80's Gal Posts: 12,716
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    chrisdebag wrote: »
    Max Clifford is in prison for eight years

    now that is beyond funny

    :cool: I promise next week i will do a ripsnorter of a joke just for you

    You had better!

    Hand over the beer in the meantime :cool:
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    Melephunk2010Melephunk2010 Posts: 38,418
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    80's Gal wrote: »
    Have you switched your allegiance from Father Barton to his mild mannered son? :confused:

    I have because
    James is a filthy AdamSpawner

    >:(>:(>:(
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    wuffleswuffles Posts: 45,782
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    Please no, not Val and Tiny. I've got crippling indigeston as it is.
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    chrisdebagchrisdebag Posts: 102,690
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    Jewels501 wrote: »
    Evening all and greetings to Jack and SULLA.:)





    Did you and your Uncle go for darts or snooker last night? I bet it was snooker.:cool:

    :D darts on tv snooker on computer

    :o although we did put the snooker on tv and flicked to darts now and then after a while
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    mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,070
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    I always think of that episode of The Royle Family when the scarecrows and diddly d'ing the ED theme tune
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    Jewels501Jewels501 Posts: 26,932
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    Valantiny step up a pace!:o>:(
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    Pandora.Pandora. Posts: 21,417
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    What kind of child VOLUNTARILY chooses beans? :mad:
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    wuffleswuffles Posts: 45,782
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    I wish I had an Aston Martin...
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    chrisdebagchrisdebag Posts: 102,690
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    mrbernay wrote: »
    Unfortunately that will be 3 and a half years in an open prison with all the luxuries and shopping on a Saturday (rolleyes)

    :D as a sex offender he will have to do 4 as they dont get early release

    also doubt he will get an open prison for same reason

    :cool: if google and sentencing reports are correct
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    JackWJackW Posts: 45,892
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    Bashley >:(
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    John DoughJohn Dough Posts: 146,696
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    Vicar!:cool:
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    mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,070
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    Edneh's found someone else to give some money to ;-)
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    Melephunk2010Melephunk2010 Posts: 38,418
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    Is there any end to Ashleys talents??

    Priest, farmer, mechanic.....
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    Why is Tray working in his best shirt ?
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    80's Gal80's Gal Posts: 12,716
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    I've just realised that Ashley has been missing for ages :confused:
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    chrisdebagchrisdebag Posts: 102,690
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    80's Gal wrote: »
    You had better!

    Hand over the beer in the meantime :cool:

    :D mine all mine

    That guest I bet she had a large breakfast
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    CuishlaCuishla Posts: 16,332
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    Ashley proving himself to be a dab hand at most things these days
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    star89star89 Posts: 24,229
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    wuffles wrote: »
    I wish I had an Aston Martin...

    I'll settle for David ;-):D
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