Been stung by a bee and also by many wasps at the same time. Accidentally trod on a wasps nest. Seen a hornet.
Dressed up as a woman, while a student. Taken part in a three-legged race.
Taken part in a treasure hunt, driving around in a car.
Sat on a cantilever rock (north Wales/Glyders). Sat on the Logan Rock (Cornwall).
Travelled on a ferry guided by chains (higher ferry Dartmouth). Other ferries at Salcombe, Torpoint (Plymouth), King Harry on the River Fal (Cornwall).
Seen the changing of the lighthouse keeper (Bishop Rock).
Steam Railways. South Devon Railway, Dartmouth (hauled by the Flying Scotsman), Vale of Rheidol, Talyllyn, Ffestiniog.
Jumped onto an HST via the guards van (back of the power car) while the train was leaving the station (Paddington, London).
Touched/held a snake and bearded dragon.
Been on a roller coaster (Blackpool Pleasure Beach). Twice was enough.
Made a go kart out of an old pram.
Been to London about 500 times.
Climbed Snowdon via every footpath except the Watkin Path.
Seen the world's largest cuckoo clock. Stayed at a hotel/b&b in the Black Forest (Germany).
Been to a mineral bath in Switzerland.
Jury service.
Seen more than one wreck on the coastline.
Luton and Notting Hill carnivals. The latter more than once.
Military aircraft display (RAF St. Athan), including the Red Arrows.
Played squash (as in the game).
Fallen asleep on many trains after drinking, missing my stop.
Not done.
Travelled on any high speed train in Europe, including Eurostar, TGV, ICE, Thalys etc.
Flown on a jumbo jet.
Surfed.
SCUBA diving.
Seen the northern lights.
Been on TV or taken part in a reality show.
Climbed a tall chimney (like a student friend used to do).
I've owned 5 Shih-Tzu dogs from pups, 35 years ago when they were virtually unknown. People used to constantly stop us in the street to ask about them.
My Mum and myself attended a gay 'wedding', which was shown on cable TV, around 24 years ago.
I met my first boyfriend while attending a midnight showing of The Exorcist.
I've danced with Jimmy Somerville, been to a party where the Pet Shop Boys were guests, had tea with Limahl, and persuaded a 14 year old Andy Gibb to get me autographs of his older, famous brothers, The BeeGees, at a concert, when he was unknown.
I was almost killed by a motorcycle abroad, going the wrong way up a one-way-street as I was crossing.
I have received letters from Buckingham Palace and the creator of the Tintin stories, Herge.
I have kissed a girl.
I've been in several accidents whilst travelling on London buses.
I found a dead man in the street in Central London.
I have been in a Soho brothel with a friend (a drunken laugh, something he wanted to do) and we got chased out by the Madam.
Have been out of my head on magic mushrooms with my husband, on our first weekend in Amsterdam. (Never again!)
I've had partners from places such as Israel, Eritrea, Columbia, Algeria, Lebanon.
Some more have nots :
I've never been on a roller coaster.
I have not had 'a bath' for at least 10 years. (Shower!)
Done a bungee jump
Been shat on by a duck
Been in a lift with Mike Gatting
Died in a dream
Taken a cricket ball to the bollocks
Posed for a photograph with Giant Haystacks
Been in an episode of Mr Bean
Copped an unexpected finger up the 'arris when I went to the doctor complaining of chest pains
I have never
Seen a full episode of Friends
Had a general anaesthetic
Had any sort of desire to get a tattoo or piercing
Suffered from a proper hangover (I feel a bit dehydrated the morning after being drunk, that's all)
Found Cheryl Cole sexually attractive
Have
Worked all night in an office and well in to the next day and resembled something akin to a zombie
Paid for Sex
Almost been run over by a Lorry after taking a wrong turn in London
Heard my neighbour having sex
Heard my neighbour masturbating
Been interviewed by the local paper
Been sacked
Been to the old Wembley Stadium for a Cup Final
Met Harry Hill, Al Murray and Burt Kwouk within 5 minutes of each other.
Have never
Been in love
Had an operation
Been further abroad than Amsterdam
Been to a casino
Been in a fight with anyone
Kissed more than one (and a half) women
Been arrested
I have
- shaken hands with Nelson Mandela
- travelled by train from London to Beijing
- begun a relationship with a wrong-number caller, from abroad
- been overdrawn
- had an operation under general anaesthetic
- been in an ambulance and in a police car
- joined in political demonstrations
- read War and Peace
- lived abroad, using another language
- recently learned to ski, which is something I thought I would never do
- skated on frozen lakes and meadows
- been made redundant
- stayed in the office through the night
- jumped off a cliff
I have never
- passed my driving test
- got married
- had a child
- voted Conservative
- read or seen Lord of the Rings
- scuba dived successfully
- been to South America
- run 10K
- been in a helicopter
- eaten an oyster
When I was 11-years-old, I went over the handlebars of my bike one evening and badly hurt my leg. Rather than take me to A&E, my parents said they would see how I was in the morning and call out a doctor if needs be.
The following day, the doctor (Doctor Wheeler his name was) duly came out and took a look at me. He said my leg was probably just badly bruised and that I should put a support bandage on it, which my parents duly did, causing me a great deal of pain.
I hobbled around on my leg with the aid of a walking stick for 8 days until my mum walked me to the local surgery to see my regular GP for a second opinion. He sent me straight to A&E, where an X-ray revealed I had broken my left leg just above the knee. I was admitted and spent several days in bed with my leg in the air in traction to straighten it, as it had started to heal itself in the wrong position.
True story.
Ah, I thought you meant with no support at all. That's why I found it difficult to believe. I suppose you might have been able to manage it if you had support.
Found a suitcase full of money
Had a drink with Daniel Craig
Accidentally stabbed myself with a scalpel
Turned down a marriage proposal from a millionaire
I have never:
Made a call on a mobile phone
Put petrol in my car myself (I've had a car for 10 years)
Been to a music festival
Skinny-dipped totally naked
I've found every single one of these interesting. I'm starting to run out of things now (though strangely it's harder to think of things I haven't done) -
I have
Bribed a car park attendant in Aberdeen
Seen something secret
Eaten an entire toblerone for dinner
Worked on christmas day
Met a man from Finland
Sung sea shanties while dressed as a pirate
Accidentally set something on fire
Turned down the clumsy advances of a drunken friend
Drunk tea from a Pyrex jug
Heard ghostly footsteps
Caught a fish
I have never
Had a birthday party
Saved anyone's life
Shoplifted
Tried scuba diving
Got round to reading most of the books I keep buying
Driven in London
Owned a dog
Been inside a court
Flown first class
Got into a fight
Bothered putting up christmas decorations in any house I've rented or owned
Saved somebody's life
Been arrested
Seen two people die as they tried to escape a house fire
Had an article published in a magazine
Lived in a squat
Had my picture printed in newspaper
Held a lizard
Lived in a bow-topped horse-drawn Romany wagon
Drunkenly tried to dry my hands beneath a Tampax machine instead of a hand-dryer
Created part of a set for a U2 gig
I have never:
Met a prophet whose sheets were clean (sorry, that one's a line from a song!)
Flown on a plane or been abroad
Forwarded a chain e-mail
Eaten squid
Used a self-scan checkout without ending up having to ask for assistance
Passed my driving test
Broken a confidence
Been trick or treating
Learned to play a musical instrument
Had a tattoo
I have -
Presented a TV show (for approx. 45 seconds).
Watched a football match dressed in full academic gear
Held a toilet door open for Stephen Hawking (bastard didn't say thank you)
Been on a whale watching trip in Iceland
I have not -
Seen a whole episode of Downton Abbey without being driven into a homicidal rage
Stayed in a night club for more than five minutes
Bought a lottery ticket
Seen any whales in sodding Iceland
Been on TV
Had sex in public during the day
Been dangerously close to death
Spent an evening clubbing with an international pop star
Required the help of paramedics
Been to a lapdancing club
Seen a dead body
Been to a Man Utd game
Had two children
Held a tarantula
I have never:
Smoked a cigarette
Taken illegal drugs
Given birth naturally
Been to Scotland
Had a general anaesthetic
Been arrested
Been married
Broken any bones
Seen Game of Thrones
Had a tattoo
Been in a casino
I have waited in panic on the cliffs of Cornwall, while the police set up a search and rescue operation for my mother, who was missing, presumed fallen over the cliff. She returned safe, unaware that anything was amiss.
I have had a tattoo.
I have been on TV, had a letter printed in a daily newspaper, won a competition on a radio show,
I've shaken hands with Stephen Seagal.
More have nots :
I have never eaten an oyster.
I have never had a single school dinner.
I have not worn a dress or skirt in the last 43 years, since leaving school.
I have never tasted yogurt (barf).
To be fair, that could be anything from a mini-toblerone to something the size of a stovepipe.
I once, in a moment of acute emotional stress, ate a Terry's chocolate orange. They are 926 calories. I did feel sickish and a bit odd afterwards, but that was nothing to the self-loathing that followed me for the next year.
Well I say "half" because it was one night I was coming home late many, many years ago and myself, two other blokes and a young woman all piled in to a taxi because we were all going in the same direction.
When the woman got out, she proceeded to kiss everyone in the taxi, including me - and not a full-on snog either!
It's so sad when people need to put "had sex........" As one of their " I HAVE".
There is so much in this wonderful world, ask this question in any other country it will different. Only in Britian would anyone even consider "sex" as an accomplishment.
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Done.
Learnt to drive.
Been stung by a bee and also by many wasps at the same time. Accidentally trod on a wasps nest. Seen a hornet.
Dressed up as a woman, while a student. Taken part in a three-legged race.
Taken part in a treasure hunt, driving around in a car.
Sat on a cantilever rock (north Wales/Glyders). Sat on the Logan Rock (Cornwall).
Travelled on a ferry guided by chains (higher ferry Dartmouth). Other ferries at Salcombe, Torpoint (Plymouth), King Harry on the River Fal (Cornwall).
Seen the changing of the lighthouse keeper (Bishop Rock).
Steam Railways. South Devon Railway, Dartmouth (hauled by the Flying Scotsman), Vale of Rheidol, Talyllyn, Ffestiniog.
Jumped onto an HST via the guards van (back of the power car) while the train was leaving the station (Paddington, London).
Touched/held a snake and bearded dragon.
Been on a roller coaster (Blackpool Pleasure Beach). Twice was enough.
Made a go kart out of an old pram.
Been to London about 500 times.
Climbed Snowdon via every footpath except the Watkin Path.
Seen the world's largest cuckoo clock. Stayed at a hotel/b&b in the Black Forest (Germany).
Been to a mineral bath in Switzerland.
Jury service.
Seen more than one wreck on the coastline.
Luton and Notting Hill carnivals. The latter more than once.
Military aircraft display (RAF St. Athan), including the Red Arrows.
Played squash (as in the game).
Fallen asleep on many trains after drinking, missing my stop.
Not done.
Travelled on any high speed train in Europe, including Eurostar, TGV, ICE, Thalys etc.
Flown on a jumbo jet.
Surfed.
SCUBA diving.
Seen the northern lights.
Been on TV or taken part in a reality show.
Climbed a tall chimney (like a student friend used to do).
Given blood.
Punched anybody.
Been to Japan. Bucket list thing.
Used a Totnes pound (coin).
I've owned 5 Shih-Tzu dogs from pups, 35 years ago when they were virtually unknown. People used to constantly stop us in the street to ask about them.
My Mum and myself attended a gay 'wedding', which was shown on cable TV, around 24 years ago.
I met my first boyfriend while attending a midnight showing of The Exorcist.
I've danced with Jimmy Somerville, been to a party where the Pet Shop Boys were guests, had tea with Limahl, and persuaded a 14 year old Andy Gibb to get me autographs of his older, famous brothers, The BeeGees, at a concert, when he was unknown.
I was almost killed by a motorcycle abroad, going the wrong way up a one-way-street as I was crossing.
I have received letters from Buckingham Palace and the creator of the Tintin stories, Herge.
I have kissed a girl.
I've been in several accidents whilst travelling on London buses.
I found a dead man in the street in Central London.
I have been in a Soho brothel with a friend (a drunken laugh, something he wanted to do) and we got chased out by the Madam.
Have been out of my head on magic mushrooms with my husband, on our first weekend in Amsterdam. (Never again!)
I've had partners from places such as Israel, Eritrea, Columbia, Algeria, Lebanon.
Some more have nots :
I've never been on a roller coaster.
I have not had 'a bath' for at least 10 years. (Shower!)
I have never touched raw meat.
I have
Done a bungee jump
Been shat on by a duck
Been in a lift with Mike Gatting
Died in a dream
Taken a cricket ball to the bollocks
Posed for a photograph with Giant Haystacks
Been in an episode of Mr Bean
Copped an unexpected finger up the 'arris when I went to the doctor complaining of chest pains
I have never
Seen a full episode of Friends
Had a general anaesthetic
Had any sort of desire to get a tattoo or piercing
Suffered from a proper hangover (I feel a bit dehydrated the morning after being drunk, that's all)
Found Cheryl Cole sexually attractive
Have
Worked all night in an office and well in to the next day and resembled something akin to a zombie
Paid for Sex
Almost been run over by a Lorry after taking a wrong turn in London
Heard my neighbour having sex
Heard my neighbour masturbating
Been interviewed by the local paper
Been sacked
Been to the old Wembley Stadium for a Cup Final
Met Harry Hill, Al Murray and Burt Kwouk within 5 minutes of each other.
Have never
Been in love
Had an operation
Been further abroad than Amsterdam
Been to a casino
Been in a fight with anyone
Kissed more than one (and a half) women
Been arrested
I haven't been to the moon.
that's correct
- shaken hands with Nelson Mandela
- travelled by train from London to Beijing
- begun a relationship with a wrong-number caller, from abroad
- been overdrawn
- had an operation under general anaesthetic
- been in an ambulance and in a police car
- joined in political demonstrations
- read War and Peace
- lived abroad, using another language
- recently learned to ski, which is something I thought I would never do
- skated on frozen lakes and meadows
- been made redundant
- stayed in the office through the night
- jumped off a cliff
I have never
- passed my driving test
- got married
- had a child
- voted Conservative
- read or seen Lord of the Rings
- scuba dived successfully
- been to South America
- run 10K
- been in a helicopter
- eaten an oyster
I HAVE
Rode in the back of a Yellow New York cab in New York.
I HAVE NOT
Shopped in ALDI.
Ah, I thought you meant with no support at all. That's why I found it difficult to believe. I suppose you might have been able to manage it if you had support.
Found a suitcase full of money
Had a drink with Daniel Craig
Accidentally stabbed myself with a scalpel
Turned down a marriage proposal from a millionaire
I have never:
Made a call on a mobile phone
Put petrol in my car myself (I've had a car for 10 years)
Been to a music festival
Skinny-dipped totally naked
I have
Bribed a car park attendant in Aberdeen
Seen something secret
Eaten an entire toblerone for dinner
Worked on christmas day
Met a man from Finland
Sung sea shanties while dressed as a pirate
Accidentally set something on fire
Turned down the clumsy advances of a drunken friend
Drunk tea from a Pyrex jug
Heard ghostly footsteps
Caught a fish
I have never
Had a birthday party
Saved anyone's life
Shoplifted
Tried scuba diving
Got round to reading most of the books I keep buying
Driven in London
Owned a dog
Been inside a court
Flown first class
Got into a fight
Bothered putting up christmas decorations in any house I've rented or owned
Saved somebody's life
Been arrested
Seen two people die as they tried to escape a house fire
Had an article published in a magazine
Lived in a squat
Had my picture printed in newspaper
Held a lizard
Lived in a bow-topped horse-drawn Romany wagon
Drunkenly tried to dry my hands beneath a Tampax machine instead of a hand-dryer
Created part of a set for a U2 gig
I have never:
Met a prophet whose sheets were clean (sorry, that one's a line from a song!)
Flown on a plane or been abroad
Forwarded a chain e-mail
Eaten squid
Used a self-scan checkout without ending up having to ask for assistance
Passed my driving test
Broken a confidence
Been trick or treating
Learned to play a musical instrument
Had a tattoo
Presented a TV show (for approx. 45 seconds).
Watched a football match dressed in full academic gear
Held a toilet door open for Stephen Hawking (bastard didn't say thank you)
Been on a whale watching trip in Iceland
I have not -
Seen a whole episode of Downton Abbey without being driven into a homicidal rage
Stayed in a night club for more than five minutes
Bought a lottery ticket
Seen any whales in sodding Iceland
Been on TV
Had sex in public during the day
Been dangerously close to death
Spent an evening clubbing with an international pop star
Required the help of paramedics
Been to a lapdancing club
Seen a dead body
Been to a Man Utd game
Had two children
Held a tarantula
I have never:
Smoked a cigarette
Taken illegal drugs
Given birth naturally
Been to Scotland
Had a general anaesthetic
Been arrested
Been married
Broken any bones
Seen Game of Thrones
Had a tattoo
Been in a casino
I have waited in panic on the cliffs of Cornwall, while the police set up a search and rescue operation for my mother, who was missing, presumed fallen over the cliff. She returned safe, unaware that anything was amiss.
I have had a tattoo.
I have been on TV, had a letter printed in a daily newspaper, won a competition on a radio show,
I've shaken hands with Stephen Seagal.
More have nots :
I have never eaten an oyster.
I have never had a single school dinner.
I have not worn a dress or skirt in the last 43 years, since leaving school.
I have never tasted yogurt (barf).
I once, in a moment of acute emotional stress, ate a Terry's chocolate orange. They are 926 calories. I did feel sickish and a bit odd afterwards, but that was nothing to the self-loathing that followed me for the next year.
I'm so glad there is a 'with' in that sentence.
Murdered, butchered and eaten 37 people so far in my career.
I have never-
Been caught yet.
Done.
Have spent a night in a Spanish jail, with three heroin addicts going cold turkey.
Had sex with the daughter of one of my dad's good friends.
Slept with a women within 15 minutes of meeting her (and no I didn't have to pay for it).
Jumped onto a plank of wood covered in seaweed and had a nail go through my foot. Tetanus injection required.
Been threatened with a knife.
Went head over heels on my bicycle when I accidently ran into a large stone on the side of a private drive.
Been bitten by two different dogs, requiring a tetanus injection on both occasions.
Run over while swimming, by a rowing boat rowed by a friend.
Skinny dipped, but it was dark.
Salford to Manchester pub crawl.
Have weed inside a train, but not in the toilet.
Played chess in a park with large chess pieces (two to three foot high).
Visited Munich olympic stadium.
Climbed Pen-y-Fan (Brecon Beacons).
Fallen into a bramble thicket.
Seen seagulls nests on St. Agnes (Isles of Scilly).
Rowed 4 miles in one day.
Seen penguins at the London Aquarium.
Drunk a whole bottle of 40% abv spirits in one session.
Had an ear piercing, albeit for a very short amount of time.
Not done.
Joined the mile high club.
Done anything particularly kinky sex wise, e.g. bondage, scat etc.
Fallen overboard. My dad has.
Seen a dead body floating at sea. My dad and his guardian have.
Fallen off a ladder. My dad has.
Been to Scotland. Nearest I've got is Carlisle.
Well I say "half" because it was one night I was coming home late many, many years ago and myself, two other blokes and a young woman all piled in to a taxi because we were all going in the same direction.
When the woman got out, she proceeded to kiss everyone in the taxi, including me - and not a full-on snog either!
I thought it only counted as a "half"
Just TMI.
Seen lime kilns (disused).
Descended a scree slope (Fox's Path, Cadir Idris). Dangerous.
Seen a basking shark in the English Channel.
Missed an IRA bomb at Bishopsgate (London) by a day.
Been on the DLR, London Overground, Boris Routemaster, Tramlink, old Routemaster.
Seen bats (as in wildlife). Seen a raven (not at the Tower of London). Seen a red kite (pretty rare).
Jumped off a moving bus and nearly fell over.
Played nurses and doctors as a teen.
Played cribbage, canasta and skat (not to be confused with scat) (card games).
Seen starfish and blennies (in the wild).
Rescued a tenant from a house fire.
Have been in a combine harvester cab.
Have dug up potatoes in a potato patch by hand.
Seen a silver and golden pheasant kept by the next door neighbour.
Seen a stoat and weasel.
Met Tom Jones at a pub in Treforest (Oakley Arms IIRC).
Lived on the same street as Tom Jones when he was young and before he because famous.
Not done.
Thames river cruise.
Seen a live football match at a stadium.
Never been to an Asda supermarket.
Had a mobile phone contract.
Owned an iPhone or used one.
Had a threesome, though I have been offered on more than one occasion.
Travelled in a helicopter.
Been on a warship.
Eaten a snail once.
I have not:
Eaten it ever since.
There is so much in this wonderful world, ask this question in any other country it will different. Only in Britian would anyone even consider "sex" as an accomplishment.
And it's still going strong (and still involves different countries) nearly 3 years on.