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droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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Do men have bigger noses?
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    ChopanChopan Posts: 535
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    We have different sized noses, hands, ears, feet etc.
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    They're for wanking.
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    swehsweh Posts: 13,665
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    pugamo wrote: »
    They're for wanking.

    Exactly.

    Those normal sized tissues can't handle a load.
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    gdjman68wasdigigdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705
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    Man sized tissues..

    Mums going to Iceland

    All very sexist
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,922
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    pugamo wrote: »
    They're for wanking.

    do you not own curtains
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    do you not own curtains

    I'm a woman so no need for either man sized tissues or curtains.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    pugamo wrote: »
    I'm a woman so no need for either man sized tissues or curtains.

    Are you African?
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    man-sized tissues for man-sized discharge. Simples.
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    Seth1Seth1 Posts: 676
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    I have Mansion sized tissues
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Are you African?

    Yes, as it happens. My real name is Shaniqua Mucyo.
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    RobinOfLoxleyRobinOfLoxley Posts: 27,040
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    Tissues leave bits on my stubble and fallt to bits too easily. I use kitchen roll.
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,922
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    plenty?
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    Do men have bigger noses?
    no, they have bigger penises
    Seth1 wrote: »
    I have Mansion sized tissues
    like Charles Mansion?
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    juliancarswelljuliancarswell Posts: 8,896
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    Man sized tissues..

    Mums going to Iceland

    All very sexist

    Never mind

    Work years longer, die years younger, and twenty times more likely to die while just doing your job.

    All very sexist.

    I know which I'd rather put up with.:)
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    CreamteaCreamtea Posts: 14,682
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    We all know what they're really for! Why they can't just call them W@nk Wipes and have done I don't know! :D
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    stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,579
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    Creamtea wrote: »
    We all know what they're really for! Why they can't just call them W@nk Wipes and have done I don't know! :D

    I dont think Kleenex W@nk Wipes will be as popular as Kleenex man sized tissues as every one will know what your planning on doing when u go home. U can always pretend to have cold when buying tissues
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    CELT1987CELT1987 Posts: 12,359
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    stv viewer wrote: »
    I dont think Kleenex W@nk Wipes will be as popular as Kleenex man sized tissues as every one will know what your planning on doing when u go home. U can always pretend to have cold when buying tissues
    That's my excuse when I buy them.
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    ian_charlesian_charles Posts: 578
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    plenty?


    No, just a couple of sheets............boom boom.
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    ian_charlesian_charles Posts: 578
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    Do men have bigger noses?

    Ask Barbara Streisand.
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    Ask Barbara Streisand.
    Funny girl
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    stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,579
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    Why is this subject such a taboo as everyone does
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    stv viewerstv viewer Posts: 17,579
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    Bought some man sized tissues today and the girl at the check out asked if I had a cold. I said I had hayfever and she said they have other uses too. She also gave me a look hinting that she knew what I was planning. As I left she said enjoy and winked at me.
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    spotty_catspotty_cat Posts: 557
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    pugamo wrote: »
    They're for wanking.

    That's exactly what I thought when I read the title.:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,822
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    Man sized tissues because cum is thicker than snot ...
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    stv viewer wrote: »
    Bought some man sized tissues today and the girl at the check out asked if I had a cold. I said I had hayfever and she said they have other uses too. She also gave me a look hinting that she knew what I was planning. As I left she said enjoy and winked at me.
    Which film were you watching?
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