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Man dies after getting vibrator stuck up his anus

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    ChopanChopan Posts: 535
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    :D:D:D Sorry
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    AneechikAneechik Posts: 20,208
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    You'd think his poo would have pushed it out.
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    Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,098
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    You can die from that. There go my future plans.....
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    3Sheets2TheWind3Sheets2TheWind Posts: 3,028
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    Chopan wrote: »
    :D:D:D Sorry

    I can see the comedy in a lot of things that I shouldn't, but not this time.

    It sounds like a painful death to me and all because he was embarrassed.
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    Brings a whole new meaning to coming and going.
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    CELT1987CELT1987 Posts: 12,359
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    Imagine if this had been on Embarrassing Illness on CH4.....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,313
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    The picture caption was done on purpose to make me giggle wasn't it? :D
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    Brings a whole new meaning to coming and going.

    I love how the Metro shows a picture of a vibrator but points out that it is not the actual one used.
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    skp20040 wrote: »
    Brings a whole new meaning to coming and going.

    I love how the Metro shows a picture of a vibrator but points out that it is not the actual one used.

    Was it 'model's own'?!

    Poor chap, awful way to die.
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    3Sheets2TheWind3Sheets2TheWind Posts: 3,028
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    skp20040 wrote: »
    Brings a whole new meaning to coming and going.

    I love how the Metro shows a picture of a vibrator but points out that it is not the actual one used.

    Does writing your hilarious joke twice make it funnier?
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    Dr. ClawDr. Claw Posts: 7,375
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    he seems to have led a tragic life
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    performingmonkperformingmonk Posts: 20,086
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    Gotta love how the article needs a pic of a dildo, just in case anyone had forgotten what one looked like...
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    TheCloakroom99 wrote: »
    http://metro.co.uk/2014/08/12/man-dies-after-getting-vibrator-stuck-up-his-anus-and-waiting-too-long-to-get-medical-attention-4830046/

    I guess us men really don't want to go to the doctors.

    Ewwwww - nasty :o
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    rupert_pupkinrupert_pupkin Posts: 3,975
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    Dying of shame is one of the worst ways to go

    He probably didn't know anybody who worked on his local hospital and would probably never see any of them again, should've man'd up and did what he needed to do
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,800
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    skp20040 wrote: »
    Brings a whole new meaning to coming and going.

    I love how the Metro shows a picture of a vibrator but points out that it is not the actual one used.


    ..i found a vibrator in a locker at work once..and it had flecks of poo and pubes on it..made me all queasy,so it did :(
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    fish_mitten wrote: »
    ..i found a vibrator in a locker at work once..and it had flecks of poo and pubes on it..made me all queasy,so it did :(

    Ohhhhkkkkkayyy - thanks for sharing ^_^
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,924
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    Poor man. I hope there is someone out there caring for his mum now.
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    3Sheets2TheWind3Sheets2TheWind Posts: 3,028
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    fish_mitten wrote: »
    ..i found a vibrator in a locker at work once..and it had flecks of poo and pubes on it..made me all queasy,so it did :(

    I bet it did. I bet you couldn't look at the owner of the locker in quite the same way again either.
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    CELT1987CELT1987 Posts: 12,359
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    fish_mitten wrote: »
    ..i found a vibrator in a locker at work once..and it had flecks of poo and pubes on it..made me all queasy,so it did :(
    Did you use it?;-):D
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    Early BirdEarly Bird Posts: 2,147
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    fish_mitten wrote: »
    ..i found a vibrator in a locker at work once..and it had flecks of poo and pubes on it..made me all queasy,so it did :(
    why would you look in someone else's locker? :o:o
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    Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,098
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    CELT1987 wrote: »
    Did you use it?;-):D

    I'd have. Bought some baby wipes, gave it the once over, and slipped it in my bag.
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    Dr. ClawDr. Claw Posts: 7,375
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    avasgranny wrote: »
    Poor man. I hope there is someone out there caring for his mum now.

    i get the impression it was his mother that looked after him. the signs are there in the article :kitty:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,486
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    I think this is a tragic case.

    Guy is in his 50s, single, jobless, caring for his mother. Probably very lonely & frustrated with the way his life had turned out. Poor guy.
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    jules1000jules1000 Posts: 10,709
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    How dare the article print his full name area of where he lived and circumstances of his life.....f******** cheek.
    What happened to patient confidentiality regardless of death. He hasn't hurt anyone other than himself.
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    made_in_londonmade_in_london Posts: 196
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    a vibrator (not pictured) Why not show a Vibrator then?
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