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Whats your favourite wackiest DS posting?
Bulletguy1
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As the thread title says. 
But when posting, bear in mind a similar thread got closed by the mods yesterday for the reason that 'people generally end up being unkind'.
So please don't be unkind to anyone!
Anyway, my favourite is from a couple of years or so back where some guy posted in Advice that he was worried about his pet cat who kept wandering into the Kitchen and sat staring at the knife rack on the wall.
He was concerned whether his cat might have mental health issues and become suicidal.
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But when posting, bear in mind a similar thread got closed by the mods yesterday for the reason that 'people generally end up being unkind'.
So please don't be unkind to anyone!Anyway, my favourite is from a couple of years or so back where some guy posted in Advice that he was worried about his pet cat who kept wandering into the Kitchen and sat staring at the knife rack on the wall.
He was concerned whether his cat might have mental health issues and become suicidal.
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Though I never found it that amusing when I attempted to read it and gave up after a couple of pages.
EDIT, reeeally slow. Beaten by Stoatie...
Mine is a man who was concerned that his 2 yr old son is gay because he was wearing his wifes high heels (recent one)
If you actually have the time to read through it gets absolutely insane by the end....
It starts off as a person who seriously seems to believe that 'The Bill' is a police documentary, and the characters are real, in particular 'PC Beth Green' who the OP appears to have an obsession with...
The OP embarks upon a mission to find 'PC Beth Green' as he has an important message for her, and from there on it just gets crazier, as the OP's posts become more twisted and bizarre.....
The dedication is admirable if not disturbing as the 'joke' goes on for over a year
"Are some goldfish just dicks?" BEST. THREAD TITLE. EVER.
That was brilliant.
A few of my personal faves would include the poster who tried to convince us that a video of a cat being wrapped in wrapping paper meant the cat must have been drugged up. Another thread where same poster told us all about her personal friendships with the Queen, Ronald Reagan and even Obama. Utterly bonkers but bloody funny.
And the two noses thread is a personal fave too.
I also liked the colonic irrigation thread, the one about the guy who poohed in a Pringles tube and the aforementioned goldfish are dicks one.
Neil's flounce
Why do people love to nominate this creepy thread?
Just a more efficient Bidet really.
Oh wow, yeah, that one was... I have no words.
Also a classic.
I'd forgotten about that one, brilliant.
There was one in the politics forum a few years ago, I think about the BNP where the OP got caught out using sock puppet accounts when they forgot to log out of one account and replied
Its really really not funny. Ive never understood the obsession with it either.
That is utterly bizarre.
If the poster genuinely thinks the character from The Bill is a real person, they need serious help.
If the poster is on a year long troll offensive, that's a whole new level of commitment.
Yep, it's hard to tell if the OP was just on the ultimate wind up, or if they had severe mental health issues....
Seen this one brought up loads of times too - an absolute DS classic
Inactive member since Sept 2010 though. Wonder what happened?
My favourite has to be 'an affair and a blackmail' and 'i think my neighbour took a dump in my pond'. Both by the same user and i can't find the threads now!!
Trolling at its funniest. These days people try too hard