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EE We had David Essex, who is next?

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    cardiff boyocardiff boyo Posts: 3,075
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    Can we have P!NK as Phil's next love interest. Can hear her scream this during an argument -

    "Run just as fast as I can
    To the middle of nowhere
    To the middle of my frustrated fears
    And I swear it's just like you Phil
    Instead of makin' me better,
    You keep makin' me ill
    You keep makin' me ill"

    I'll grab my coat now.....
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    valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    Can we have P!NK as Phil's next love interest. Can hear her scream this during an argument -

    "Run just as fast as I can
    To the middle of nowhere
    To the middle of my frustrated fears
    And I swear it's just like you Phil
    Instead of makin' me better,
    You keep makin' me ill
    You keep makin' me ill"

    I'll grab my coat now.....

    Nice one :D
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    MrJamesMrJames Posts: 8,128
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    No one if they're going to be anywhere near as bad as David Essex.
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    ScrabblerScrabbler Posts: 51,682
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    MrJames wrote: »
    No one if they're going to be anywhere near as bad as David Essex.

    True but thats not the point of this thread.

    Cher belongs behind the vic in my opinion, she is strong, friendly and dramatic eniugh to pull it off.
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    Ell_RenEll_Ren Posts: 9,911
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    And not to forget good old Pat, Den, Hev, Pauline, Dennis and so on. They will be in the square dancing along to Thriller with Michael Jackson...

    The Kaiser Chiefs would be a new family on hand to belt out 'I predict a riot' whenever the need arose.
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    vaslav37vaslav37 Posts: 70,388
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    Scrabbler wrote: »
    Which famous singer do we think will be next to turn up in Walford and what role will they play?


    I am going to suggest Elton John turns up as an old flame of Phil Mitchell's who he tells off for breaking his heart after they fought on Saturday night because Phil taped over Elton's Lion King DVD.

    DTC wants Matt Willis back doesn't he?
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    I'd love Pet Shop Boys to be in EE, they could play a lovely older gay couple and entertain me with their upbeat synth tunes!
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    valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    Ell_Ren wrote: »
    And not to forget good old Pat, Den, Hev, Pauline, Dennis and so on. They will be in the square dancing along to Thriller with Michael Jackson...

    The Kaiser Chiefs would be a new family on hand to belt out 'I predict a riot' whenever the need arose.

    Whilst Joan Baez sings Where have all the Fowlers gone :(
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    vald wrote: »
    :D

    Fine, but Sharon gets Debbie Harry as her biological mum

    Oh Deniiii.....
    :D
    I'm loving this new version of EE!

    Denny Denny, with your eyes so blue
    Denny Denny, I'm taking a belt to you.
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    I'd love Pet Shop Boys to be in EE, they could play a lovely older gay couple and entertain me with their upbeat synth tunes!

    That reminds me of a PSB at home skit on the radio where they have a very dramatic doorbell!
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    vald wrote: »
    Whilst Joan Baez sings Where have all the Fowlers gone :(

    Bravo! :D
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    valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    0...0 wrote: »
    :D
    I'm loving this new version of EE!

    Denny Denny, with your eyes so blue
    Denny Denny, I'm taking a belt to you.

    ......................................
    You're my brat and I'm in hell every time I look at you ..........
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    0...0 wrote: »
    That reminds me of a PSB at home skit on the radio where they have a very dramatic doorbell!

    I've not heard that, it sounds good!

    How about Madonna doing a version of Vogue and saying all the names of dead EE characters during the rap section?
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    I've not heard that, it sounds good!

    How about Madonna doing a version of Vogue and saying all the names of dead EE characters during the rap section?

    Vogue! Misery's where you find it

    Roly Watts, and Butcher, Mo
    Something something Beppe Di Marco
    Cindy Beale beauty queen
    Barry Evans on the cover of a magazine
    Angie Watts and her lovely hair
    Bradley Branning dance on air

    They had style, they had grace,
    Heather Trott gave good face
    Den and Angie, Dennis too
    Well'ard Jackson we love you

    Women with an attitude
    Fellas that were always rude
    Don't just stand there, let's get to it
    Cry and blow your nose there's nothing to it!

    Vogue!
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    vald wrote: »
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    You're my brat and I'm in hell every time I look at you ..........

    She could sing Atomic to Phil:

    Tonight your hair is beautiful...
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Vogue! Misery's where you find it

    Roly Watts, and Butcher, Mo
    Something something Beppe Di Marco
    Cindy Beale beauty queen
    Barry Evans on the cover of a magazine
    Angie Watts and her lovely hair
    Bradley Branning dance on air

    They had style, they had grace,
    Heather Trott gave good face
    Den and Angie, Dennis too
    Well'ard Jackson we love you

    Women with an attitude
    Fellas that were always rude
    Don't just stand there, let's get to it
    Cry and blow your nose there's nothing to it!

    Vogue!

    If you mean getting her face stuck into chocolate éclairs, yes.


    Nice rap you've made up. :D

    Madonna would be proud.
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Vogue! Misery's where you find it

    Roly Watts, and Butcher, Mo
    Something something Beppe Di Marco
    Cindy Beale beauty queen
    Barry Evans on the cover of a magazine
    Angie Watts and her lovely hair
    Bradley Branning dance on air

    They had style, they had grace,
    Heather Trott gave good face
    Den and Angie, Dennis too
    Well'ard Jackson we love you

    Women with an attitude
    Fellas that were always rude
    Don't just stand there, let's get to it
    Cry and blow your nose there's nothing to it!

    Vogue!

    Italian stallion Di Marco?
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    0...00...0 Posts: 21,111
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    Chris Mark wrote: »
    Italian stallion Di Marco?

    That would work, Ta very much! :D On a Madonna tip how about Shirley and Phil: Justify My Love!! :o
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    0...0 wrote: »
    Vogue! Misery's where you find it

    Roly Watts, and Butcher, Mo
    Something something Beppe Di Marco
    Cindy Beale beauty queen
    Barry Evans on the cover of a magazine
    Angie Watts and her lovely hair
    Bradley Branning dance on air

    They had style, they had grace,
    Heather Trott gave good face
    Den and Angie, Dennis too
    Well'ard Jackson we love you

    Women with an attitude
    Fellas that were always rude
    Don't just stand there, let's get to it
    Cry and blow your nose there's nothing to it!

    Vogue!

    Excellent!

    I knew I could count on you to come up with a decent rap, Madonna, eat your heart out!
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    0...0 wrote: »
    That would work, Ta very much! :D On a Madonna tip how about Shirley and Phil: Justify My Love!! :o

    Ooh! Good call!

    I can imagine Phirley recreating Madonna's x rated video for JML, Shirl in a Madonna basque and suspenders, swigging from a cheapo bottle of voddy pissed up to the eyeballs rubbing her soggy silk clad muff all over Philth's bald pate!

    :-D:-D:o:o
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    valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    0...0 wrote: »
    That would work, Ta very much! :D On a Madonna tip how about Shirley and Phil: Justify My Love!! :o

    Or She's not me ;-)
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    RetroMusicFanRetroMusicFan Posts: 6,673
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    vald wrote: »
    Or She's not me ;-)

    *singing*

    She doesn't have my name,
    She doesn't have what I have,
    You'll never be the same.
    She's not me and she never will be!
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    valdvald Posts: 46,057
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    *singing*

    She doesn't have my name,
    She doesn't have what I have,
    You'll never be the same.
    She's not me and she never will be!

    She's licking her lips
    She's batting her eyes
    She's not me.
    :kitty:
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    Chris MarkChris Mark Posts: 4,897
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    0...0 wrote: »
    That would work, Ta very much! :D On a Madonna tip how about Shirley and Phil: Justify My Love!! :o

    Yuck!


    Instead of the classic video we're used to it would consist of vodka bottles and grunting.
    What about Ronnie singing Erotica?
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    SULLASULLA Posts: 149,789
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    Matt Lucas as the long lost Mitchell brother
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