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Your dream Digtal Spy headlines?
What headlines would you most like to see on DS (but most likely never will)?
Mine:
Radio 1 presenters forced to compete in Hunger Games.
Rita Ora to retire from everything - forever!
The Apprentice - Everyone is competent this year.
Bill Murray - We actually filmed Ghostbusters 3 10 years ago and didn't tell you.
New strain of Ebola only affects reality tv stars.
Mine:
Radio 1 presenters forced to compete in Hunger Games.
Rita Ora to retire from everything - forever!
The Apprentice - Everyone is competent this year.
Bill Murray - We actually filmed Ghostbusters 3 10 years ago and didn't tell you.
New strain of Ebola only affects reality tv stars.
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Scream 5 & 6 are greenlighted
Julia Roberts & Reese Witherspoon retire from acting
The Daily Mail Goes Bust.
Two glorious headlines that I hope will come true someday.
Eastenders axed!
Emmerdale - The End
ITV - bust!!
Peter Andre retires from 'showbiz'
Id love the middle one
Strictly Come Dancing to waltz off our screens
BBC drop all channels except one & two to concentrate on quality broadcasting
Kerry katona, Jordan, Peter Andre sent to Mars mission for 50 years. No communication available
Itv goes bust
All US TV shows to air in UK free of charge (in my dreams this one).
Press news legally reclassified as entertainment (fiction)
TV licence fee axed for those who pay for tv services (cable/satellite)
Cheryl Cole (yes, Cole) admits that she's just an unpleasant, violent chav with nice hair.
Daily Mail sales plummet. Bankruptcy looms.
BBC licence fee axed for those who despise Eastenders
Peter Andre found in Iceland freezer
Saturday night TV on all channels to be replaced with the testcard or pictures of cats
New satellite TV service launches; all you need is a small dish called a "squarial"
Michael Jackson not dead anymore as suddenly brought back to life by scientists.
The Kardashians spontaneously combust resulting in the collapse of the Daily Mail showbiz sections.
We can dream, probably number 1 stands a fair chance!
"Kardashians Konquer Khazakhstan" Khloe, Kendal and Kylie fall for trio of rapping Khazaks. Family follow. There is no television. We are saved.
"Hi-Ho Li-Lo Ho-Ho" Lindsay Lohan to star as Snow White in Blackpool Christmas panto, then retires.
Oh please god no , i cant think of anything worse .
That'd be mine too. Although perhaps it should read "Antony Cotton's character to be immediately killed off in Corrie" just so we could be sure he couldn't come back!