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What is The Best Way To Pleasure Yourself ?

DangerBrotherDangerBrother Posts: 1,623
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A walk with the Kermode podcast, then a swim and a sauna.

Makes me feel great.
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Watching an old b/w film on telly while it's raining outside, with a plateful of buttered toast and a cup of tea, does for me.
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    One wonders as it is Friday and (we all know what Friday means) if the thread title maybe should have been a tad different , but I cannot wait to see the replies.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,391
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    With two fingers
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    GeneralMental wrote: »
    With two fingers

    Twix or Kit Kat :D
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    DangerBrotherDangerBrother Posts: 1,623
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    GeneralMental wrote: »
    With two fingers

    A finger of fudge is just enough
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    KJ44KJ44 Posts: 38,093
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    Growing up
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,800
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    DangerBrother wrote: »
    A walk with the Kermode podcast, then a swim and a sauna.

    Makes me feel great.


    ...sit on your hand until it feels numb..and it feels like somebody else doing it...
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    stud u likestud u like Posts: 42,100
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    Mince pie ice cream.
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    Good food. Sushi and dim sum, nom nom nom.
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    Settling down to watch a quality horror film with all the lights turned off in the dead of night is a particular favourite of mine.

    Oh and a really good hard wank is rather fun as well! :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,003
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    Peace and quiet and Paul Oakenfold's 'Goa Mix' start to finish
    or completely obliterated with a bunch of friends in the same condition
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    CroctacusCroctacus Posts: 18,302
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    stud u like wrote: »
    Mince pie ice cream.

    Ewww...sounds rank.


    Gimme a rainy thunderstorm outside and a decent film on the TV whilst snuggled under a duvet on the settee....while the husband's at work so I don't have to listen to him moaning about what a load of old crap I like to watch.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,800
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    Keyser_Soze1 wrote: »
    Settling down to watch a quality horror film with all the lights turned off in the dead of night is a particular favourite of mine.

    Oh and a really good hard wank is rather fun as well! :D:D:D


    ...not keen on hard wanking tbh...puts me off my stroke...
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    The best way to pleasure yourself is by pleasuring other people, of course
    </barfatcheapsentiment>
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    stud u like wrote: »
    Mince pie ice cream.

    I tried some of that a few years ago it was much nicer than I expected
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    CravenHavenCravenHaven Posts: 13,953
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    ^ what did you expect it to taste like, locust legs and mash?
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    CravenHaven wrote: »
    ^ what did you expect it to taste like, locust legs and mash?

    No but you know how you get some flavours and they don't taste much like what they are supposed to and if you didn't read the label you'd never guess or I expected to taste like the really cheap crappy Mince Pies but these were very nice
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    QT 3.14QT 3.14 Posts: 1,771
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    With the still warm severed hand of a teenage Korean girl.
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    fish_mitten wrote: »
    ...not keen on hard wanking tbh...puts me off my stroke...

    😱😱😱😱!
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    TelevisionUserTelevisionUser Posts: 41,421
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    DangerBrother wrote: »
    What is The Best Way To Pleasure Yourself ?

    A walk with the Kermode podcast, then a swim and a sauna.

    Makes me feel great.

    So, you mean to say that you haven't tried horse fondling yet? :o
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    My pink glittery vibrator.
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    pink star 28 wrote: »
    My pink glittery vibrator.

    Does it flash too?!😝
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    pink star 28pink star 28 Posts: 1,728
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    Safi74 wrote: »
    Does it flash too?!😝

    No it dosnt. Although for the price i paid for it, it shud do lol.
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    pink star 28 wrote: »
    No it dosnt. Although for the price i paid for it, it shud do lol.

    He he!!! Quality product then?!!!
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    ianradioianianradioian Posts: 75,049
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    Radiomaniac wrote: »
    Watching an old b/w film on telly while it's raining outside, with a plateful of buttered toast and a cup of tea, does for me.

    Heaven! :)
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