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Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 11)

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    blightyearblightyear Posts: 268
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    How can the dancing black man in the Quidco advert live with himself after what he has done? :o
    The "Shaking My Invisible Marraccas" part at the end makes me crack up. Poor bloke probably gets that in the street:
    "Oi Mate!!" /does shaky maraccas dance.
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    bbclassicsbbclassics Posts: 7,806
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    I find the music enticing for some reason.

    You can download a free copy of the music from here.

    http://blog.very.co.uk/2014/11/biggestchristmasyet/

    'Thimbles’ by Beuys Toys

    Think I'll pass!

    I can't believe those Aunt Bessie ads with the stupid old ladies are still on every ad break for The Chase.
    You'd have thought they would have updated the ads by now.
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    Sadly All SeeinSadly All Seein Posts: 842
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    Can't stand the vistaprint advert with the annoying bloke singing "I just wanted you to know " over and over and over again
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    bluefbbluefb Posts: 15,461
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    People's Postcode Lottery. The burly Welsh bloke reminds me of the scam artists that get featured on Watchdog.
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    danny_gamerdanny_gamer Posts: 3,369
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    blightyear wrote: »
    The "Shaking My Invisible Marraccas" part at the end makes me crack up. Poor bloke probably gets that in the street:
    "Oi Mate!!" /does shaky maraccas dance.

    :D
    I know, even when his girlfriend catches him, he just can't stop boogie-ing to Sex Bomb/Quidco 'cos they've made him so happy with 1000% APR.

    He must be an extremely desperate out of work extra but deserves all the abuse he gets!

    Meanwhile, the House of Fraser models need a good pelt with rotten tomatoes. Who comes up with these patronising sh*tverts?! :o
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    China GirlChina Girl Posts: 2,756
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    Peter Andre on every ad break for the jungle, I know Iceland sponsor it, but there's too much of him.
    And why is he treated like some sort of heart throb on all their ads, with silly women drooling over him. He's no pin up, I don't get the attraction at all.
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    MaksonMakson Posts: 30,489
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    That Lidl xmas advert is by far the most annoying ad I've seen in a long while thanks to that daft mare with her stupid musings over the turkey; "it's very succulent, isn't it? it's moist. It's juicy......it's not dry!"
    well duhhh, I think we had that already well figured out from your description>:(
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    davelovesleedsdavelovesleeds Posts: 22,671
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    bbclassics wrote: »
    Think I'll pass!

    I can't believe those Aunt Bessie ads with the stupid old ladies are still on every ad break for The Chase.
    You'd have thought they would have updated the ads by now.

    Quite, why is having Yorkshire Puddings with Roast Chicken such a big deal anyway, I've had that all my life.
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    GoCompareThisGoCompareThis Posts: 10,260
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    Vistaprint with that irritating girl banging on about her stupid dog grooming business >:(
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    Ella NutElla Nut Posts: 9,031
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    EStaffs90 wrote: »
    That Mecca Bingo (I think) one: "I'm wearing a white coat. That's how I know you like dancing cactuses."

    Really?

    It got worse. Much worse. She now introduces creme brulees with faces, one wails "they burnt my faaaace" or something. Unless I dreamt it.
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    wilehelmaswilehelmas Posts: 3,610
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    Vistaprint with that irritating girl banging on about her stupid dog grooming business >:(

    Aww, she's lovely. How can you get mad at this? There are a billion worse adverts to get mad at rather than a working person with a love of dogs. She's nice.
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    Brummie Girl Brummie Girl Posts: 22,744
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    Makson wrote: »
    That Lidl xmas advert is by far the most annoying ad I've seen in a long while thanks to that daft mare with her stupid musings over the turkey; "it's very succulent, isn't it? it's moist. It's juicy......it's not dry!"
    well duhhh, I think we had that already well figured out from your description>:(

    and the reason the turkey is succulent, moist & juicy is due to the way the person cooked it and not down to the fact it comes from Lidl so why do they think this is relevant to Lidl specifically? The Turkey would still be that way no matter which shop it was brought from.
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    Ed R.MarleyEd R.Marley Posts: 9,162
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    The song in the Nationwide advert does my head in.

    "IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII believe in youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"
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    valkayvalkay Posts: 15,726
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    bbclassics wrote: »
    Think I'll pass!

    I can't believe those Aunt Bessie ads with the stupid old ladies are still on every ad break for The Chase.
    You'd have thought they would have updated the ads by now.

    They look like young ladies made up to look like old ladies.:D
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    pinkwaferpinkwafer Posts: 933
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    Vistaprint with that irritating girl banging on about her stupid dog grooming business >:(

    Oh god yes. And her awful eshtuary twang grating on my nerves.
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    g4jcg4jc Posts: 839
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    The Alpen ad on Dave seems to sponser ever blasted programme on Dave.

    Before the start pf programme :o before the ads :o after the ads :o and at the end of programmes. :o:o:o The guy creeps me out
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    Not as disturbing as the horrific Just Eat chefs :o:o:o
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    johnanjohnan Posts: 3,368
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    pinkwafer wrote: »
    Oh god yes. And her awful eshtuary twang grating on my nerves.

    Can't deny she is quite attractive, but the voice goes right through me!
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    johnanjohnan Posts: 3,368
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    Some spasm with a horrible beard advertising whisky with a bunch of Santas, on Drama far too often.

    Whoever said beards is a "good look", beats me.
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    pumpkinlattes33pumpkinlattes33 Posts: 8,326
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    That world hunger advert with the condescending middle class girl giving a speech.
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    mel_drewmel_drew Posts: 944
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    Dunno if I'm late to the party with this one. I hear it's been out for a month, but I've only just seen Beckham advertising whisky with some other tossers who might be famous. Didn't catch the end of it. Too busy vomiting.
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    johnanjohnan Posts: 3,368
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    mel_drew wrote: »
    Dunno if I'm late to the party with this one. I hear it's been out for a month, but I've only just seen Beckham advertising whisky with some other tossers who might be famous. Didn't catch the end of it. Too busy vomiting.

    Awful, isn't it?
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    mel_drew wrote: »
    Dunno if I'm late to the party with this one. I hear it's been out for a month, but I've only just seen Beckham advertising whisky with some other tossers who might be famous. Didn't catch the end of it. Too busy vomiting.

    First time I saw that I thought it was advertising men's fragrance. It's a weird one.
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    RadiomaniacRadiomaniac Posts: 43,510
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    Just seen the Beckham ad, CRAP!
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    sausagesandwichsausagesandwich Posts: 2,593
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    johnan wrote: »
    Some spasm with a horrible beard advertising whisky with a bunch of Santas, on Drama far too often.

    Whoever said beards is a "good look", beats me.

    As if anyone brings a bottle of whisky to a party.
    £3.99 wine from Tescos is what they get round here, if they're lucky
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