Saying why do I have to pretend these flaming Queen Speeches are mine when they're not but I have to pretend that they are and act as if still the time of Henry The 8th!
At this moment deep into the night maybe she is finally handing her job over to her son Charles. Passing away peacefully in her sleep - The Queen is dead, long live The King! But let's hope she's got a fair few years in her yet to come. She'll hopefully become the longest reigning monarch come next September 2015, beating Queen Victoria. Hope she makes it.
I bet she gets up in the night for a "Royal wee" just like the rest of us. Maybe right now she's doing just that!
At this moment deep into the night maybe she is finally handing her job over to her son Charles. Passing away peacefully in her sleep - The Queen is dead, long live The King!
Saints preserve us if that dithering fruit loop gets the job. Let him carry on talking to his plants and hugging his trees.
William will make a much better King than his batty father.
At this very moment in time we're spending our precious time on the Digital Spy forums but the question is what do you think her majesty the Queen doing at this very moment in time?
She is re-enacting Jack The Ripper's exploits right now as it's dark.
Dorgis? Blebs? If you must post inane comments, please ensure they're spelt correctly.
What have I spelt incorrectly and how is it an inane comment? I didn't know 'Dorgis' existed until I read this link which was shared on the thread asking if the Queen has a passport.
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Clutching a gin bottle, singing herself to sleep
Only if she's also got a bottle of Dubonnet, apparently she likes a stiff cocktail.
Dorgis? Blebs? If you must post inane comments, please ensure they're spelt correctly.
I bet she gets up in the night for a "Royal wee" just like the rest of us. Maybe right now she's doing just that!
William will make a much better King than his batty father.
She is re-enacting Jack The Ripper's exploits right now as it's dark.
Allegedly.
Seriously. Why do you even care.
What have I spelt incorrectly and how is it an inane comment? I didn't know 'Dorgis' existed until I read this link which was shared on the thread asking if the Queen has a passport.
From the link:
Well it is World Toilet Day. Apparently.
http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2026234
The corgis are being a bit annoying.
shes wondering why that nice mr savile isnt sending her any orphen children, to rip off their heads and drink their blood....