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Winnie The Pooh banned in Polish town

steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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Winnie The Pooh has been banned in a small Polish town after councillors said he is of "dubious sexuality, inappropriately dressed and half naked".

They said author AA Milne was "disturbing".

One official is heard saying: 'It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite.'

She said: 'This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity.'

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    LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    Winnie The Pooh has been banned in a small Polish town after councillors said he is of "dubious sexuality, inappropriately dressed and half naked".

    They said author AA Milne was "disturbing".

    One official is heard saying: 'It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite.'

    She said: 'This is very disturbing but can you imagine! The author was over 60 and cut his [Pooh's] testicles off with a razor blade because he had a problem with his identity.'

    Are you sure they didn't watch The Rocky Horror Picture Show by mistake or maybe just read a description of a good party?
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    AbominationAbomination Posts: 6,483
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    Heaven forbid they glance away from the Disney version and realise the original was in his complete birthday suit! :D

    On that note, I expect to see all teddy bears in this town fully dressed and secure about their sexuality. Insecurity should not be tolerated.
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    Heaven forbid they glance away from the Disney version and realise the original was in his complete birthday suit! :D

    On that note, I expect to see all teddy bears in this town fully dressed and secure about their sexuality. Insecurity should not be tolerated.


    we should be insecure about insecurities.
    :o
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    One official is heard saying: 'It doesn't wear underpants because it doesn't have a sex. It's a hermaphrodite.'
    '
    Surely he's the exact opposite of not having a sex?
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    If anybody is disturbing then it's the councilors in that village.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 5,692
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    Are the Polish councillors aware that Winnie the Pooh isn't real?

    Or are sadistically neutered, hermaphroditic, anthropomorphic animals the norm over there?
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    GeoBa92 wrote: »
    Are the Polish councillors aware that Winnie the Pooh isn't real?

    Or are sadistically neutered, hermaphroditic, anthropomorphic animals the norm over there?
    Wasn't there a similar outrage over Donald Duck a few years back?
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    Dave1979Dave1979 Posts: 1,804
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    Wasn't there a similar outrage over Donald Duck a few years back?

    He doesn't wear pants when out and about but wraps a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower!
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    sutiesutie Posts: 32,645
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    GeoBa92 wrote: »
    Are the Polish councillors aware that Winnie the Pooh isn't real?

    Or are sadistically neutered, hermaphroditic, anthropomorphic animals the norm over there?


    1. It would seem not.

    2. Probably.
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    Steve_CardanasSteve_Cardanas Posts: 4,188
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    Just shows you is not only Britain and USA that has easily offended idiots.
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    nobabydaddynobabydaddy Posts: 2,701
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    I'm surprised they haven't banned it for it's name - Winnie sounds like Willy and Pooh is Poo...
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    SchmiznurfSchmiznurf Posts: 4,434
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    He hasn't been banned from a Polish town at all. The town council met to discuss which fictional character they would have as the face of a school playground and Winnie The Pooh was brought up to which they rejected the idea with the statements made. However, he has not been banned at all.
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    SchmiznurfSchmiznurf Posts: 4,434
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    I'm surprised they haven't banned it for it's name - Winnie sounds like Willy and Pooh is Poo...

    Except they speak Polish in Poland so those similarities carry no weight in Polish.
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    swaydogswaydog Posts: 5,653
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    Schmiznurf wrote: »
    He hasn't been banned from a Polish town at all. The town council met to discuss which fictional character they would have as the face of a school playground and Winnie The Pooh was brought up to which they rejected the idea with the statements made. However, he has not been banned at all.

    It's the statements made which is the reason for ridicule, regardless of if WtP is actually banned.
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    Schmiznurf wrote: »
    He hasn't been banned from a Polish town at all. The town council met to discuss which fictional character they would have as the face of a school playground and Winnie The Pooh was brought up to which they rejected the idea with the statements made. However, he has not been banned at all.

    http://www.newseveryday.com/articles/2408/20141120/polish-playground-bans-winnie-the-pooh-for-being-an-inappropriate-hermaphrodite.htm
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,292
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    Dave1979 wrote: »
    He doesn't wear pants when out and about but wraps a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower!

    :D:D:D Tears in my eyes laughing having just realised this
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    dee123 wrote: »
    :D:D:D Tears in my eyes laughing having just realised this
    Same way Bungle put on a nightshirt to goto bed when all day he was naked.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    "it's half naked" hahahaha :D The average teddy bear is totally naked, do they ban those too?

    It's the silly minds of grown-ups that come up with stupid things like this. Just what exactly are they afraid of?
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    muggins14 wrote: »
    "it's half naked" hahahaha :D The average teddy bear is totally naked, do they ban those too?

    It's the silly minds of grown-ups that come up with stupid things like this. Just what exactly are they afraid of?

    What would they make of Rainbow?

    Two guys who have no bottom half and one hand, one who is a very effeminate hippo sleeping everynight with a naked bear who wears a nightshirt and they all live with a man who has never knowingly engaged in any kind of relationship with any man or woman and his only friends are three singers who look like they could do a dodgy Abba night in a bar in Wolverhampton.
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    What would they make of Rainbow?

    Two guys who have no bottom half and one hand, one who is a very effeminate hippo sleeping everynight with a naked bear who wears a nightshirt and they all live with a man who has never knowingly engaged in any kind of relationship with any man or woman and his only friends are three singers who look like they could do a dodgy Abba night in a bar in Wolverhampton.
    Hahaha :D I think therapy would be called for :D
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    SchmiznurfSchmiznurf Posts: 4,434
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    steveh31 wrote: »

    Still, the only thing saying it was banned was the headline and a line in the story with no quote. Everything else says it has just been opposed as the mascot.
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    thewaywardbusthewaywardbus Posts: 2,738
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    Yet in this country we provide a special bus for him to travel between Bristol Airport and Bath........
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    degsyhufcdegsyhufc Posts: 59,251
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    Dave1979 wrote: »
    He doesn't wear pants when out and about but wraps a towel around his waist when he comes out of the shower!
    Don't most naturists do that? :D
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