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What are the rules in your house?

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For example people have to leave their shows outside etc
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    SuperDude95 wrote: »
    For example people have to leave their shows outside etc

    Leaving the shows outside is never a good idea they are better done indoors;-)
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    Zombie shutters must always be in place by last light.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    Why so many questions? :confused:

    Anyway, I can't think of any rules really. I'll think hard.
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    HBBHBB Posts: 1,095
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    The three males are not permitted to use the downstairs toilet for anything other than a quick pee.
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    HBB wrote: »
    The three males are not permitted to use the downstairs toilet for anything other than a quick pee.

    Well I would tell you where to stick that rule a toilet is a toilet.
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    SuperDude95 wrote: »
    For example people have to leave their shows outside etc

    I have that rule. I will not have Thespians projecting in my home.
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    HBBHBB Posts: 1,095
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    Well I would tell you where to stick that rule a toilet is a toilet.

    Then you would not live in my house.
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    HBB wrote: »
    Then you would not live in my house.

    What gives you the right to tell the men in your house what to do?
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    sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    No smoking apart from in the kitchen.
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    benjaminibenjamini Posts: 32,066
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    Dishes in the dish washer, not on the work top.

    Use squeegee after shower. That's it really.
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    koantemplationkoantemplation Posts: 101,293
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    Two men enter, one man leaves.
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    Toby LaRhoneToby LaRhone Posts: 12,916
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    SuperDude95 wrote: »
    For example people have to leave their shows outside etc
    Ok, no more jokes left on that one so let's assume you meant "shoes".
    Anyone entering your house has to leave their shoes outside??
    Do you live in a mosque?

    My rules:
    This chair is mine - the remote rests on the arm in front of me.
    If you ask me for it you have to tell me why before I decide.
    The toilet roll hangs from the front not the back.
    The kitchen roll is on an upright stand - the next sheet has to be facing right, not left.
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    SuperDude95 wrote: »
    For example people have to leave their shows outside etc

    I live alone, so 100% my rules.
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    Toby LaRhoneToby LaRhone Posts: 12,916
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    sodavlac wrote: »
    No smoking apart from in the kitchen.
    Presumably, you burn the food a lot?
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    Raquelos.Raquelos. Posts: 7,734
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    No eating stinky fried chicken or kebabs with chilli sauce in the living room when coming home after a drinking session. The smell the next day makes me heave, especially if I'm hung over!
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    Sansa_SnowSansa_Snow Posts: 1,217
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    What gives you the right to tell the men in your house what to do?

    I presume she is the one who has to clean up after them, seems reasonable to contain the skiddies to one toilet!
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    Sansa_Snow wrote: »
    I presume she is the one who has to clean up after them, seems reasonable to contain the skiddies to one toilet!

    Why do some woman feel they can control men?
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    kiviraatkiviraat Posts: 4,634
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    That I run a tight ship, not a shite tip :kitty:
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    QT 3.14QT 3.14 Posts: 1,771
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    How many threads is this guy going to start? All they are a random questions. Is that not classed as spamming?
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    Raquelos.Raquelos. Posts: 7,734
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    QT 3.14 wrote: »
    How many threads is this guy going to start? All they are a random questions. Is that not classed as spamming?

    I quite like this one tbf :)
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    Raquelos.Raquelos. Posts: 7,734
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    Why do some woman feel they can control men?

    Q. Why do some people feel they can control other people?

    A. Because they can.
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    HBBHBB Posts: 1,095
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    What gives you the right to tell the men in your house what to do?

    I married one and I gave birth to two.
    I do the cleaning, the washing, the shopping the cooking and I work and provide the money. I do all this because I love them and am content to take care of them.
    It's my preference that they avoid the downstairs toilet and they comply because they love me and see my point.
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    SnrDevSnrDev Posts: 6,094
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    1) no writing on the walls.

    2) obey all the rules.

    Best line ever in a sitcom. Award yerself a point when you recognise it. :)
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    HBBHBB Posts: 1,095
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    Why do some woman feel they can control men?

    I don't control these men.
    I love them, I influence them and I guide them. I also support and protect them.
    They do the same for me.
    We're all very happy.
    And that's why you would not live in my house.

    Nobody tells anybody to stick anything.
    That's just not how we speak to each other.
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    PrincessTTPrincessTT Posts: 4,300
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    The kids have 5 Golden Rules that we sit down and set together, as long as their behaviour falls within those then there are no other rules for them.

    In terms of other people in my house...

    The main rule is smoking in the daytime has to be outside smoking at night has to be in my room with the window open, no smoking in the living room under any circumstances.

    You use it, you clean it, you put it away - I don't tidy up after anyone else.
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