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'A masturbate a day keeps the haters away,'

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    Funk YouFunk You Posts: 6,864
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    I wank every day so what :D
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    Old EndeavourOld Endeavour Posts: 9,852
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    What has wanking got to do with loving yourself? They are two very different things.

    Wanking is just sexual release whereas loving yourself is just an ego thing.
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    SexbombSexbomb Posts: 20,005
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    Funk You wrote: »
    I wank every day so what :D

    I can't much anymore, i get sore and can't produce enough so it's twice a week for me :blush:
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    WanderinWonderWanderinWonder Posts: 3,719
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    Sexbomb wrote: »
    I can't much anymore, i get sore and can't produce enough so it's twice a week for me :blush:

    Thanks for that.
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    Funk YouFunk You Posts: 6,864
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    Sexbomb wrote: »
    I can't much anymore, i get sore and can't produce enough so it's twice a week for me :blush:

    Lube helps :)
    Thanks for that.

    :D:D:D:D
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    WanderinWonderWanderinWonder Posts: 3,719
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    Funk You wrote: »
    Lube helps :)



    :D:D:D:D

    Yes Johnson's baby oil is fantastic, or some good old fashioned Vaseline. :D
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    crimez83crimez83 Posts: 333
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    So is this the official Friday sex thread, or is it the postbox one? I'm not sure which one to commit to.
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    mark6226mark6226 Posts: 60
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    Only one?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,888
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    Men say they wank and no one cares.
    A woman says she masturbates and she's 'off the rails'

    Who cares if people masturbate. There's nothing wrong with it, all this 'it's dirty or shameful' calls are why some people have an unhealthy attitude to sex.
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,699
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    Men say they wank and no one cares.
    A woman says she masturbates and she's 'off the rails'

    Who cares if people masturbate. There's nothing wrong with it, all this 'it's dirty or shameful' calls are why some people have an unhealthy attitude to sex.

    Agreed :) I think they say that because its miley though
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    llgxllgx Posts: 1,590
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    Why do people have to constantly hate? She's just a young woman trying to be herself, leave her alone.
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    zwixxxzwixxx Posts: 10,295
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    Men say they wank and no one cares.
    A woman says she masturbates and she's 'off the rails'
    :confused: Is that the case nowadays ?!

    I remember when it was: A Man with a sex toy is a sad, lonely and ugly little guy who can't get laid for love nor money.
    But a Woman with a sex toy is expressing her independence, and embracing her sexuality, asserting her right to have orgasms on her own schedule, etc etc etc. :D
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    hedsashedhedsashed Posts: 2,277
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    zwixxx wrote: »
    :confused: Is that the case nowadays ?!

    I remember when it was: A Man with a sex toy is a sad, lonely and ugly little guy who can't get laid for love nor money.
    But a Woman with a sex toy is expressing her independence, and embracing her sexuality, asserting her right to have orgasms on her own schedule, etc etc etc. :D

    100% agree with this.

    I love to see a woman expressing her independence :p
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    GroutyGrouty Posts: 34,116
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    She likes to keep her hand in.
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    zwixxxzwixxx Posts: 10,295
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    "A masturbate a day keeps the haters away"

    so if I knock 365 out in a single day, I'll be hater free for a year, right ?!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    Masturbation to orgasm is so last century. I was knocking one out up to 5 times a day at one point. It was affecting my day to day concentration and making my knob sore. The euphoria of delayed, controlled (by my partner) orgasms is much more stimulating.

    Edging is the new wanking...
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    Derek FayeDerek Faye Posts: 1,081
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    Love our Miley :D

    You know, this girl is every one of us if you're her age at present :D Very horny world we're living in at the moment.
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    Matt_MaherMatt_Maher Posts: 1,491
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    In my younger days my record was 9 in one day. I have a mate who claims to have managed 16.
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    zwixxxzwixxx Posts: 10,295
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    Matt_Maher wrote: »
    In my younger days my record was 9 in one day. I have a mate who claims to have managed 16.
    Goes off to google Guiness World Records. :D
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    HildaonplutoHildaonpluto Posts: 37,697
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    Its good for lowering your blood pressure in the long term
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    trayhop123trayhop123 Posts: 886
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    16 ????????????????? ,,,,,,,,, he must have then slept for a week lol
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    I bought my girlfriend a glove for Christmas.
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    bozzimacoobozzimacoo Posts: 1,135
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    llgx wrote: »
    Why do people have to constantly hate? She's just a young woman trying to be herself, leave her alone.

    I think this is a case for Chris Crocker...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc&index=100&list=FLklHDomdeuvBdt_fX3dj3kA

    :D
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    Matt_MaherMatt_Maher Posts: 1,491
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    trayhop123 wrote: »
    16 ????????????????? ,,,,,,,,, he must have then slept for a week lol


    His mum caught him once apparently.

    I know that interracial porn is his thing and I know that he once masturbated to my other mate at a festival when they had to share a tent.
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    Matt_MaherMatt_Maher Posts: 1,491
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    Also, I used to work with a lot of girls, some were married and some just had boyfriends, all were young in their early to mid twenties.

    And almost all of them thought that they partner never masturbated because he had them!
    I told them that I 100% guarentee that he does but they wouldn't have it.
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