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How do you tell Left Twix from Right Twix?
Old Endeavour
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They are not labelled and so depending on which way up you open the package, you might be eating Left Twix thinking it's Right Twix.
I'm sure the two factories would hate that happening.
I'm sure the two factories would hate that happening.
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CARAMEL AND CHOCOLATE, as opposed to Right Twix, which is DISTINCTIVELY
CARAMEL, CHOCOLATE AND COOKIE
One has chocolate, caramel and biscuit the other has biscuit, caramel and chocolate.
Duh.
Twixes exist in the packet in a superposition of quantum states, i.e. each bar is both a left-Twix and a right-Twix. Only when you open the packet and observe the Twix do they take on distinct left and right properties.
I thought one half was cookie and the other biscuit??
EXACTLY!
I deliberately tuned into Prime Minister's Question Time and I was knocked sideways at the complete lack of discussion on this topic or twix in this case.
There must be a European Directive covering this blatant misrepresentation.
I expect Farage to raise this point in the election debates!
He will point out that Righty Twix is a fine upstanding member of this country, whilst Lefty Twix is probably not from here and so should be deported.
He will of course not comment on the fact that both Twix factories are 99% staffed by cheap labour from "bongo-bongo" land.