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CarlLewisCarlLewis Posts: 6,236
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Something bugs me about the idea of it.
Don't other people habitually smell of poo?

Do people normally clean themselves down there before they do the deed?

My last sex was with a pro who had clearly kept clean, but I'm wondering if that's the norm.
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    Sex with other people isn't the norm on DS, no.
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    Just because you have abysmal standards of personal hygiene, don't assume everyone else is as rancid as you.
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    CarlLewis wrote: »
    Something bugs me about the idea of it.
    Don't other people habitually smell of poo?

    Do people normally clean themselves down there before they do the deed?

    My last sex was with a pro who had clearly kept clean, but I'm wondering if that's the norm.
    Something tells me you're probably doing it wrong.
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    scottie2121scottie2121 Posts: 11,284
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    CarlLewis wrote: »
    Something bugs me about the idea of it.
    Don't other people habitually smell of poo?

    Do people normally clean themselves down there before they do the deed?

    My last sex was with a pro who had clearly kept clean, but I'm wondering if that's the norm.

    To find out just be more dog. Sniff! Sniff!
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    FMKKFMKK Posts: 32,074
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    idlewilde wrote: »
    Sex with other people isn't the norm on DS, no.

    :D:D:D
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    Seamus SweeneySeamus Sweeney Posts: 3,997
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    My last sex was with a pro who had clearly kept clean, but I'm wondering if that's the norm.

    :D So many places to begin with that one line..quips, questions, head/genitalia scratching..too many choices.

    I have to ask though. How do you know she had clearly kept clean..? Did you have a Maglite and shine it up her arse to see if there was any trace evidence that may offend your nostrils before starting..?

    ..
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    JimothyDJimothyD Posts: 8,868
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    You can have sex with another person?!
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    MidnightFalconMidnightFalcon Posts: 15,016
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    JimothyD wrote: »
    You can have sex with another person?!

    Not on DS apparently.
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    BelfastGuy125BelfastGuy125 Posts: 7,515
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    I like how this thread is worded in such a way that "sex with other people" seems like such a shocking concept.

    Was your "last time" with a pro, also your first perchance?
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    TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    Seamus Sweeney wrote: »
    :D So many places to begin with that one line..quips, questions, head/genitalia scratching..too many choices.

    I have to ask though. How do you know she had clearly kept clean..? Did you have a Maglite and shine it up her arse to see if there was any trace evidence that may offend your nostrils before starting..?

    ..
    My ribs hurt from laughing , hahaha
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    RadiogramRadiogram Posts: 3,515
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    They really have to ban under 18's from posting on here.
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    CarlLewisCarlLewis Posts: 6,236
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    BelfastGuy125 wrote: »
    I like how this thread is worded in such a way that "sex with other people" seems like such a shocking concept.

    Was your "last time" with a pro, also your first perchance?

    No, I've had sex several times.
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    TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    Radiogram wrote: »
    They really have to ban under 18's from posting on here.
    ...because they smell of poo?
    :D:D:D
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    CarlLewis wrote: »
    No, I've had sex several times.

    When you say pro, do you mean prostitute?
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    CarlLewisCarlLewis Posts: 6,236
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    Pumping Iron wrote: »
    When you say pro, do you mean prostitute?

    Yes..
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    TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    CarlLewis wrote: »
    No, I've had sex several times.
    First time with Hubert Cumberdale? I heard he tastes of soot and poo.
    Lastly with Marjory Stewart Baxter? She tastes like sunshine dust.
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    CarlLewis wrote: »
    Yes..

    Bit sad IMO.
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    RadiogramRadiogram Posts: 3,515
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    TeganRhan wrote: »
    ...because they smell of poo?
    :D:D:D

    I've never been in the position to sniff one so I can't comment. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    haha it's Friday..sex threads are out and about :D
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    TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    Radiogram wrote: »
    I've never been in the position to sniff one so I can't comment. :D
    I don't know why, I know it's so juvenile ... But just saying someone smells of poo makes me giggle.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    doesn't it smell of stale cheese as well :D
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    vosnevosne Posts: 14,131
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    CarlLewis wrote: »

    My last sex was with a pro who had clearly kept clean, but I'm wondering if that's the norm.

    A quick sprint or the long pump?
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    Chuck WaoChuck Wao Posts: 2,724
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    The British standards of hygeine , tho noticeably better than some , is pretty poor when compared to Far East/South-East Asians who are fairly meticulous about cleaniness.

    Reminds me of the Ozzie expression - 'Pommy Shower' - which is basically using deodorant instead of bothering to wash .
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    TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    vosne wrote: »
    A quick sprint or the long pump?
    I do hope they add them to the next Olympics. Might pay more attention to it then.
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    idlewilde wrote: »
    Sex with other people isn't the norm on DS, no.


    Hey, the OP has clearly had sex with someone else!

    Oh it was with a prostitute.

    I see your point.
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