Something bugs me about the idea of it.
Don't other people habitually smell of poo?.
Some people may smell of poo, usually men, or at least, I've never known a woman smell of poo. It's not true for most people. It's probably due to a bad diet, not wiping properly or having some issue down there.
I thought this was a perfectly valid thread. People don't seem to be taking it seriously.
Some lap dancers smell of poo.
Annoying, paying £10 for a dance and getting that.
Maybe you have a particularly sensitive nose? Or maybe you just know some rank lap dancers! incidentally, I've only been to spearmint rhino a couple of times in my life, but where are you getting a lapdance for only a tenner?! I think it was about £30 when I last went and that was many years ago. Maybe that's your problem? You get what you pay for
Maybe you have a particularly sensitive nose? Or maybe you just know some rank lap dancers! incidentally, I've only been to spearmint rhino a couple of times in my life, but where are you getting a lapdance for only a tenner?! I think it was about £30 when I last went and that was many years ago. Maybe that's your problem? You get what you pay for
£10 where I live. Also £10 from 1-5 at Browns/Horns/Griffin in east london.
I thought this was a perfectly valid thread. People don't seem to be taking it seriously.
Some lap dancers smell of poo.
Annoying, paying £10 for a dance and getting that.
Only £10 for a dance sounds a bit cheap? £20 is the usual going rate and can't say I have ever had a dance with a smelly lap dancer. They are normally immaculate and smell amazing. Drenched in perfume and that sweet smelling oil they all seems to wear. What is that oil I wonder? it's like lap dancer in a bottle!
Only £10 for a dance sounds a bit cheap? £20 is the usual going rate and can't say I have ever had a dance with a smelly lap dancer. They are normally immaculate and smell amazing. Drenched in perfume and that sweet smelling oil they all seems to wear. What is that oil I wonder? it's like lap dancer in a bottle!
I suggest you get down to a better club
It's you isn't it? Your the lap dancer drenched in perfume and sweet smelling oils. That's why your screen name is DadDancer...
Just never seen the point in it. Smacks of desperation really.
Maybe it's just me/
it's just an alternative to going to nightclubs for me and my mates, for that occasional extended lads night out. I would also be lying if I said we didn't enjoy watching beautiful and intelligent women taking their clothes off and chatting to them. ;-)
it's just an alternative to going to nightclubs for me and my mates, for that occasional extended lads night out. I would also be lying if I said we didn't enjoy watching beautiful and intelligent women taking their clothes off and chatting to them. ;-)
One time, I remember wiping and wiping and wiping and there was still poo on the paper. I eventually gave up but spent the whole day paranoid that I smelt of poo until at last I got home to have a shower. Dunno what happened. I looked on Google and they call it a 'million wiper'
Just never seen the point in it. Smacks of desperation really.
Maybe it's just me/
It's not just you RG, I think that women are the greatest invention since sliced bread, but I wouldn't dream of going to a lap dancing club/strip joint, or topless bar.
I can just imagine the women are looking out at a sea of eyeballs on stalks, and thinking, "What a bunch of losers, the only way they're going to see a pair of tits is by paying to see them."
It's not just you RG, I think that women are the greatest invention since sliced bread, but I wouldn't dream of going to a lap dancing club/strip joint, or topless bar.
I can just imagine the women are looking out at a sea of eyeballs on stalks, and thinking, "What a bunch of losers, the only way they're going to see a pair of tits is by paying to see them."
You'd be surprised. Considering the names they get called....like "Slapper" as one persons posted on here.
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Some people may smell of poo, usually men, or at least, I've never known a woman smell of poo. It's not true for most people. It's probably due to a bad diet, not wiping properly or having some issue down there.
It doesn't have to be right before you do, a shower a day should be enough to keep things fresh down there
Yes, I'd say most women shower daily so would be clean down there. It is the norm.
Some lap dancers smell of poo.
Annoying, paying £10 for a dance and getting that.
Sure you did ;-)
Seriously though, perhaps sometimes you smell of poo and that's what you sometimes smell.
Maybe you have a particularly sensitive nose? Or maybe you just know some rank lap dancers! incidentally, I've only been to spearmint rhino a couple of times in my life, but where are you getting a lapdance for only a tenner?! I think it was about £30 when I last went and that was many years ago. Maybe that's your problem? You get what you pay for
I expect the common pooey denominator in all these situations, is you.
£10 where I live. Also £10 from 1-5 at Browns/Horns/Griffin in east london.
Anyone paying a slapper to "dance" on them deserves to be shat on never mind just have the smell.
Mind you that might cost extra.
Only £10 for a dance sounds a bit cheap? £20 is the usual going rate and can't say I have ever had a dance with a smelly lap dancer. They are normally immaculate and smell amazing. Drenched in perfume and that sweet smelling oil they all seems to wear. What is that oil I wonder? it's like lap dancer in a bottle!
I suggest you get down to a better club
why?
Just never seen the point in it. Smacks of desperation really.
Maybe it's just me/
oh no! I have finally been found out!
it's just an alternative to going to nightclubs for me and my mates, for that occasional extended lads night out. I would also be lying if I said we didn't enjoy watching beautiful and intelligent women taking their clothes off and chatting to them. ;-)
Fair enough, I prefer a curry myself
That wasn't a lap dancer, it was George Michael.................
It's not just you RG, I think that women are the greatest invention since sliced bread, but I wouldn't dream of going to a lap dancing club/strip joint, or topless bar.
I can just imagine the women are looking out at a sea of eyeballs on stalks, and thinking, "What a bunch of losers, the only way they're going to see a pair of tits is by paying to see them."
Maybe there's a bit stuck up his nose.