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    Leicester_HunkLeicester_Hunk Posts: 18,316
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    They are acting as if they are celebrities, waving as they come out!!!
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    Frankie_LittleFrankie_Little Posts: 9,271
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    "pleaded guilty to the criminal damage of a police custody blanket"

    What?
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    phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    "The male defendant was sprayed..."

    ....just after the female defendant was - by the male defendant :D
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    He probably couldn't believe he pulled a "fit" bird lol.
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    He probably couldn't believe he pulled a "fit" bird lol.

    I'd say she looked quite sexy, after maybe 7 or 8 pints...
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    Danny_SilverDanny_Silver Posts: 902
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    steveh31 wrote: »
    He probably couldn't believe he pulled a "fit" bird lol.

    The fact that society thinks the female is the best looking, out of the two genders.
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    TrollHunterTrollHunter Posts: 12,496
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    It says the bloke is 30 years old. He must have had one hell of a tough paper round!
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    Chuck WaoChuck Wao Posts: 2,724
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    I'd say she looked quite sexy, after maybe 7 or 8 pints...


    To bed fair not only is he fairly ugly - looks a bit like a Chuckle brother , he's quite a bit older.
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    Chuck Wao wrote: »
    To bed fair not only is he fairly ugly - looks a bit like a Chuckle brother , he's quite a bit older.

    Now you mention it, he's the spitting image. Perhaps a career as a novelty impersonator could be on the cards, albeit for a very niche market.
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    Sorcha_27Sorcha_27 Posts: 138,945
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    "pleaded guilty to the criminal damage of a police custody blanket"

    What?

    They broke the penal code
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    Chuck WaoChuck Wao Posts: 2,724
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    Now you mention it, he's the spitting image. Perhaps a career as a novelty impersonator could be on the cards, albeit for a very niche market.

    Isnt he just .

    The boy's done quite well - considering
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    ScPDScPD Posts: 319
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    I've never seen it on the menu
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    I reckon if she had been a super fine hottie, the bizzies would have let him off with a slap on the wrist, followed by a firm high five.
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    Bulletguy1Bulletguy1 Posts: 18,429
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    What a pair of tits.
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    Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    they were reportedly dragged naked from the cubicle

    :o

    Not even just a quick knee trembler either but a full on stripped stark b*llock naked session at 8.30 :o
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    DadDancerDadDancer Posts: 3,920
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    what a total waste of time taking something so trivial to the courts. I would have thought shagging in the toilets was pretty standard in such a high class establishment. :D
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    gregrichardsgregrichards Posts: 4,913
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    What is it with people shagging in toilets? A toilet is the last place I would want any action in. They look pleased with themselves don't they I bet their parents are proud.
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    They are acting as if they are celebrities, waving as they come out!!!

    She will probably be on celebrity Big Brother soon.

    But who would want to get naked in a public loo ? ok I can more or less buy that someone might want a quickie but to get totally naked in a smelly public loo , weird.
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    QT 3.14QT 3.14 Posts: 1,771
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    What is it with people shagging in toilets? A toilet is the last place I would want any action in. They look pleased with themselves don't they I bet their parents are proud.

    Oh come on, who hasn't been overtaken by their hormones and lust in their youth and slipped off to the bogs for a crafty knee trembler with some loose bit of skirt you've just scored with? They probably used the ladies, as in my experience, they always seem to be far cleaner than the blokes bogs as they don't tend to have a trough full of stale piss just sitting there giving of it's acrid aroma.
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    gregrichardsgregrichards Posts: 4,913
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    QT 3.14 wrote: »
    Oh come on, who hasn't been overtaken by their hormones and lust in their youth and slipped off to the bogs for a crafty knee trembler with some loose bit of skirt you've just scored with? They probably used the ladies, as in my experience, they always seem to be far cleaner than the blokes bogs as they don't tend to have a trough full of stale piss just sitting there giving of it's acrid aroma.

    Not me I could never have sex in a public place no matter how gagging for it I was. The experience would be much better on a bed in a premier inn than arched over a public bog.
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    Jesus, he looks closer to 50 than 30.
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,292
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    Nasty.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 897
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    QT 3.14 wrote: »
    Oh come on, who hasn't been overtaken by their hormones and lust in their youth and slipped off to the bogs for a crafty knee trembler with some loose bit of skirt you've just scored with? They probably used the ladies, as in my experience, they always seem to be far cleaner than the blokes bogs as they don't tend to have a trough full of stale piss just sitting there giving of it's acrid aroma.

    You know that some people do in fact have a bit of dignity and some sort of standards, right?
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    grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,697
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    Jesus, he looks closer to 50 than 30.

    I thought that too, looks like one of the Chuckle Brothers :D
    I'm 32 and he looks far older than me :o
    The girl is Jeremy Kyle material :o
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    GracieLGracieL Posts: 4,312
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    Did they not learn anything from the New Zealand office bonk incident lol.
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