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Do any of you buy kinky toys?

hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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I thought this stuff went out of fashion years ago but a friend of mine is hosting one of these parties for women where they sell the underwear and the toys for the bedroom, body chocolate and stuff like that. I did notice one of those fleshlights a few years back and was going to get one. I didnt know if you could somehow clamp it to a table, maybe my computer desk and that way I could stand up and use it and get it at the right height for me. That way I can gyrate into it and watch the screen at the same time. Im single so i have no use for all the other toys at the moment.
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    FrankieFixerFrankieFixer Posts: 11,530
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    Empty Pringles tube and some microwaved tripe.
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    hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    I want something professional not home made.
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    ArcanaArcana Posts: 37,521
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    Prefer dinky toys.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    Empty Pringles tube and some microwaved tripe.

    :o Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
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    THE ROTCODTHE ROTCOD Posts: 545
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    I want something professional not home made.
    i have stoyas lifelike realistic fleshlight vagina it wasn't what i expected plus she keeps asking for it back
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    itscoldoutsideitscoldoutside Posts: 3,190
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    I think its a bit silly and could never take it seriously if you know in what sense I mean. Perhaps I am old fashioned.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    I think its a bit silly and could never take it seriously if you know in what sense I mean. Perhaps I am old fashioned.

    Typically British response! Pleasuring yourself is never silly. It's all about getting in the right headspace.
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    Will_BeeWill_Bee Posts: 1,567
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    I bought a vibrator from the pound shop. They called it a "personal massager" and it came with batteries.

    It worked ok and was good for the price, now its in a drawer somewhere.
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    itscoldoutsideitscoldoutside Posts: 3,190
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    Typically British response!Built in the 1980s, Pacers were intended for short-term use. is never silly. It's all about getting in the right headspace.

    I never said "Built in the 1980s, Pacers were intended for short-term use", but I think wearing things over your eyes and having things stroked with things is a bit silly, I would just find it funny.

    I would prefer someone to just grab hold of it.
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,926
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    i do own a fleshlight but hardly use it, it started to chafe
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    ItsTotesSoFluffItsTotesSoFluff Posts: 2,667
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    Yeah, never been to a party like that though, I just normally order from lovehoney.
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    I see this is the Friday sex thread and now I dont have any
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,926
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    i did once purchase a butt plug with a watch on it
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    Miss XYZMiss XYZ Posts: 14,023
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    Surely most adults have bought sex toys? They're so widely available these days, you can even buy them on Amazon. I've never bought any from a party, and nor would I.
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,926
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    Miss XYZ wrote: »
    Surely most adults have bought sex toys? They're so widely available these days, you can even buy them on Amazon. I've never bought any from a party, and nor would I.

    what if you got one in a goodie bag :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    I never said "Built in the 1980s, Pacers were intended for short-term use", but I think wearing things over your eyes and having things stroked with things is a bit silly, I would just find it funny.

    I would prefer someone to just grab hold of it.

    I don't understand your Pacer 1980s comment.

    Fair enough, but you just don't get it.
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    itscoldoutsideitscoldoutside Posts: 3,190
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    I don't understand your Pacer 1980s comment.

    Fair enough, but you just don't get it.

    Sorry it was meant to quote the pleasure yourself bit you said.

    Maybe its a woman thing.
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    Me and ex bought one in Malia, Crete, but it felt like it was made of granite, not like the rubbery things here, and after a few attempts she wasn't up for it anymore.
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    skp20040skp20040 Posts: 66,874
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    You know what they say

    Erotic is when you use a feather and Kinky is when you use the whole chicken
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 40,032
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    Like Lego?
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    Like Lego?

    Depends, what did you build?
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    TheMunchTheMunch Posts: 9,024
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    Miss XYZ wrote: »
    Surely most adults have bought sex toys? They're so widely available these days, you can even buy them on Amazon. I've never bought any from a party, and nor would I.

    Perhaps one of the only times someone would actually use private browsing for shopping. :p
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    Max LoveMax Love Posts: 358
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    I bought a joy stick.once :)
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    PlatinumStevePlatinumSteve Posts: 4,295
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    i did once purchase a butt plug with a watch on it

    What's the watch for?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,899
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    No.....
    THE ROTCOD wrote: »
    i have stoyas lifelike realistic fleshlight vagina it wasn't what i expected plus she keeps asking for it back

    What? :confused:
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