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Why do some women deny that 'size matters'?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    People express their opinions all the time, and remain faithful to them. What exactly is the problem if I disagree?

    "Why do women deny...?" is just an annoying question. It so clearly starts with the assumption that women who don't agree with you are lying.

    If you had asked "Why do some women say that size doesn't matter?" the obvious answer would have been "because to some women it doesn't."

    Which would answer the question nicely, with no further details needed.
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    Whitehouse95Whitehouse95 Posts: 2,599
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    I find this post quite homophobic because I'm a man and I'm a total size queen, but nobody asked me if I liked monster cocks or not. >:(
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    I find this post quite homophobic because I'm a man and I'm a total size queen, but nobody asked me if I liked monster cocks or not. >:(

    In the name of all that is good and equal, do you like monster cocks or does the size of the dudes ding don't not matter to you?
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    Fizix wrote: »
    does the size of the dudes ding don't not matter to you?

    Gives the song Gimme Dat Ding a whole new meaning!:D
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    autumnautumn Posts: 2,013
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    Namira wrote: »
    I had a boyfriend who was pretty well endowed but tbh I found sex with him pretty painful. Not to mention he thought that all he had to do was just stick it in and saw in and out and I would be all "When Harry met Sally". I think he watched too much porn. There is so much more to sex than penetration, which women don't even climax from most of the time anyway. As long as a guy isn't hiding a micro-penis down there I honestly don't care.

    Sex was painful because he was rubbish at foreplay (some men don't have skill or patience) not because he was well endowed. If it's true that most women don't climax from penetration then they are missing out on a great feeling.
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    autumnautumn Posts: 2,013
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    pope_tart wrote: »
    It matters to me.

    a willy is like a car. All of them, if in working order, will get a woman where they want to go quite adequately, however once a woman has driven a big Ferrari, she is likely to want to repeat the experience. She may get the Lada out of the garage once in a while for a bit of tootling around and be happy enough doing so, but for a really exhilarating ride you can't beat a big powerful engine ;-)

    Funny and true.
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    JurassicMarkJurassicMark Posts: 12,877
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    Bex_123 wrote: »
    Well a few of us defined extreme by the term 'micro penis' which medically is around 2.5 inches.

    There was a BBC3 documentary on a while back about a man with a 3 inch penis and he's been with his partner for 8 years, so it can't be that much of an issue to her.

    My Penis and I
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    Whitehouse95Whitehouse95 Posts: 2,599
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    Fizix wrote: »
    In the name of all that is good and equal, do you like monster cocks or does the size of the dudes ding don't not matter to you?

    Let's put it this way, my jaw has to ache after I have a good ol' gobble. ;-)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 68,508
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    autumn wrote: »
    Funny and true.

    :confused: Not to me.
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    autumnautumn Posts: 2,013
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    cas1977 wrote: »
    If I had one of those coming towards me, I'd be afraid, very afraid. And i'd be thinking two words....

    Sore and pain. :(

    Not so. That's the porn influence. Black women don't hobble around sore and in pain if their man is well endowed. Vaginas stretch to fit, if one knows what they are doing. Big men need love too.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,181
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    Of course it matters. Just watched a discussion on sexual dynamics and the tiresome lip-service paid to the issue is irritating in the extreme.

    It doesn't wash the dishes, it doesn't put up shelves and it doesn't clean the car - it only does one thing and if it can't do that to a satisfactory standard then the ladies will be far from happy.

    The forum rules prevent graphic discussion but come on, why delude men that it 'isn't important'? All things being equal between two men in terms of looks, status, wealth and personality, does anyone seriously believe that women wouldn't opt for the one hung like a six-dollar pistol over the chipolata smuggler?

    Men like big boobs, big lips and voluptuous bums. Women like big 'equipment'. Just plain biological facts. Why can't we all just be honest? And guys, when a woman tells you "it isn't what you've got but what you do with it that counts", don't believe for a minute that she doesn't spend many a lifeless love-making session with you, lost in a dreamy nostalgiac torpor for her idealised Chad Thundercock... so think on.
    Its very good for stirring your tea
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    Random42Random42 Posts: 2,290
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    Why do some women deny that size matters ?

    Why do some men refuse to accept that size isn't an issue ?

    Are you in a position to know what it is that women want ?

    Have you ever experienced what it's like to be female and have intercourse with a man ? Can you make such a sweeping generalisation based on something you'll personally never be able to experience ?
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    andersonsonsonandersonsonson Posts: 6,454
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    I think fingers could give a better orgasm for a woman than the penis, so even if you have a micro penis, you can probably still give your wife/gf great g-spot orgasms
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    I think that unless you have a massive, throbbing, pounding, punisher you should immediately commit suicide.

    Then again I am a barnacle. :D

    http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/male-barnacle-facts.jpg
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    NamiraNamira Posts: 3,099
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    I think that unless you have a massive, throbbing, pounding, punisher you should immediately commit suicide.

    Then again I am a barnacle. :D

    http://www.todayifoundout.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/male-barnacle-facts.jpg

    Jeez, imagine being a female barnacle in a "less than 50 times a male barnacle's body" radius. You're just minding your own business and then OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???!!!
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    Let's put it this way, my jaw has to ache after I have a good ol' gobble. ;-)

    I don't think you're actually supposed to gnaw on it. 😱😱😱
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    Gives the song Gimme Dat Ding a whole new meaning!:D

    Heh for some reason ding don't makes me laugh. I'm such a child at times.
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    John_HuxleyJohn_Huxley Posts: 2,140
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    This thread is hilarious.

    Of course size matters, but it seem's were operating under some incorrect assumptions.

    It is better to be 'average' or rather 'that size that can please the most women statistically' then 'big' since it is better to have a good chance of pleasuring all women then making the experience painful for a significant number just so you can impress the size queen's.
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    Whitehouse95Whitehouse95 Posts: 2,599
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    Fizix wrote: »
    I don't think you're actually supposed to gnaw on it. 😱😱😱

    Gnaw no, slurp and guzzle yes.
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    Gnaw no, slurp and guzzle yes.

    Hmm the word gobble conjured up slightly horrific visions in my mind I'm afraid.
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    Mrs ChecksMrs Checks Posts: 8,372
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    Fizix wrote: »
    Hmm the word gobble conjured up slightly horrific visions in my mind I'm afraid.

    Like a turkey? :D
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    Namira wrote: »
    Jeez, imagine being a female barnacle in a "less than 50 times a male barnacle's body" radius. You're just minding your own business and then OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT???!!!

    It certainly takes all the effort out - just lay back and let your titanic cock do all the hard work.

    I expect that male barnacles are not exactly masters of dazzling repartee anyway! :D
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    Sky_GuySky_Guy Posts: 6,859
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    Im average, and I have learnt there are far more important things in life than worrying about the size of it.
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    FizixFizix Posts: 16,932
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    Mrs Checks wrote: »
    Like a turkey? :D

    Something like that. :D
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    Bex_123Bex_123 Posts: 10,783
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    I expect that male barnacles are not exactly masters of dazzling repartee anyway! :D

    That is very barnacle-ist of you >:(
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