Emmerdaily. 1st May. May Day malarkey with Maurel.

Beaurepaire · 01/05/15 - 19:09

Open the windows Doug - it is cheaper than air freshener

CollieWobbles · 01/05/15 - 19:09

John Dough wrote: »

Have they had an explosion, fire or bus crash yet this week?:(

Congrats on the mildstone JD:cool::cool::D:)

Gulftastic · 01/05/15 - 19:09

How could they NAHT TELL HIM???!!?

chrisdebag · 01/05/15 - 19:09

:cool: Marlon going all Picnic in Needle Park on us

ArtyAttack · 01/05/15 - 19:09

Marlon going off on one. >:(

[Deleted User] · 01/05/15 - 19:09

Marlon being an absolute prat as usual, Doug should knock him out

Jewels501 · 01/05/15 - 19:09

JackKlugman wrote: »

Please tell me your joking

Apparently he buys all the mugs and flags.:)

Andrxw · 01/05/15 - 19:09

Stop shouting Moron

JackKlugman · 01/05/15 - 19:09

The house smells of pee, sh1t, vomit and shame

Just like Chris place

Sorcha_27 · 01/05/15 - 19:09

John Dough wrote: »

Most of you lor are too, God save the Empire!:cool:;-)

I quite like Charles and camilla

SULLA · 01/05/15 - 19:09

Gulftastic wrote: »

'Don't blame yourself, Laurel. Leave that to everyone else.'

She was fine till she was attacked by The Barton Thug.

JackKlugman wrote: »

Why does Marlon not just dump laurel?

Not like she has big jugs

Professional cooks have their own jugs.

John Dough wrote: »

Is that a Bible in the wrapping paper?:cool:

Daft question:o

Sunny Side Up · 01/05/15 - 19:09

I HATE Marlon! :mad:

Over acting alert again :eek:

Go Doug!

chrisdebag · 01/05/15 - 19:09

sharing a bed with Marlon would turn most women to crack meths and vodka

Gulftastic · 01/05/15 - 19:09

John Dough wrote: »

And Esher Rantzen.:o

Congrats on the mildstone, JD.

Pop Princess · 01/05/15 - 19:09

My God, this overacting by Marlon is dreadful, even by his standards.

Sez_babe · 01/05/15 - 19:09

Well said Doug

ArtyAttack · 01/05/15 - 19:10

Knock him out Doug!

[Deleted User] · 01/05/15 - 19:10

Hooray for Doug, well said that man

John Dough · 01/05/15 - 19:10

ArtyAttack wrote: »

Doug spraying again.

He scratched himself near Viv's>:( condiments back in the day.:o

owen10 · 01/05/15 - 19:10

Doug What are you on

Beaurepaire · 01/05/15 - 19:10

Have you ever stopped to find out why Laurel is like that .....

Yes she picked up a bottle or three and drank the contents

maltshovel · 01/05/15 - 19:10

Marlon's has driven half the nation to drink

Andrxw · 01/05/15 - 19:10

rhumble wrote: »

Marlon being an absolute prat as usual, Doug should knock him out

Absolutely

80's Gal · 01/05/15 - 19:10

Congrats JD

Sunny Side Up · 01/05/15 - 19:10

Go Doug! Did you hear that?! MARLON drove Laurel to drink!

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