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  Mr Dos Posts: 3,637

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  05/05/15 - 13:17 #27

  I downloaded Bates Motel, but alas it wasn't what I was expecting . . .
  
  Did you hear the one about the guy watching a porno when his flatmate came home early. He quickly switched from DVD to live TV, and his mate caught him, todger out, watching Thora Hird on a stairlift.

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  marc822 Posts: 3,118

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  05/05/15 - 13:46 #28

  I think the OP is getting turned on at the thought of being caught lol

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  gdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705

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  05/05/15 - 14:13 #29

  Mr Dos wrote: »

  I downloaded Bates Motel, but alas it wasn't what I was expecting . . .
  
  Did you hear the one about the guy watching a porno when his flatmate came home early. He quickly switched from DVD to live TV, and his mate caught him, todger out, watching Thora Hird on a stairlift.

  
  the daughter from American Beauty??
  
  

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  SaddlerSteve Posts: 4,325

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  05/05/15 - 14:22 #30

  gdjman68wasdigi wrote: »

  the daughter from American Beauty??
  
  

  
  I suggest you google Thora Hird and you'll be in for a shock.

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  Frankie_Little Posts: 9,271

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  05/05/15 - 14:34 #31

  marc822 wrote: »

  I think the OP is getting turned on at the thought of being caught lol

  Definitely, especially if he really is in his 40's and not a 17 year old.
  
  Plus the majority of mothers with teenage boys don't barge in on them without some advance warning - women aren't daft.

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  ritchie2yk Posts: 5,556

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  05/05/15 - 14:38 #32

  Gloria hunniford and Lorraine kelly lol I want to know who the celeb in question was now

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  gdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705

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  05/05/15 - 14:41 #33

  SaddlerSteve wrote: »

  I suggest you google Thora Hird and you'll be in for a shock.

  
  thats Thora Birch..
  
  ah i see..easy mix up

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  Pumping Iron Posts: 29,891

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  05/05/15 - 14:47 #34

  At least you didn't catch your mum masturbating.

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  gdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705

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  05/05/15 - 14:52 #35

  ritchie2yk wrote: »

  Gloria hunniford and Lorraine kelly lol I want to know who the celeb in question was now

  
  https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=anne+ramsey+goonies&rlz=1C1AVSX_enGB513GB513&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6spIVf_JIq-R7Aa3sIDwAg&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgrc=mEbWN1qjFckAGM%253A%3BNhquOl1_ZSyhcM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252F41.media.tumblr.com%252F66424055f76d8a34e487a70cd33c67d8%252Ftumblr_mik3lr4mUl1r8vj94o1_1280.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ftashikie.tumblr.com%252Fpost%252F43629050690%252Fmama-fratelli-anne-ramsey-the-goonies%3B720%3B406

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  ritchie2yk Posts: 5,556

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  05/05/15 - 15:01 #36

  gdjman68wasdigi wrote: »

  https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=anne+ramsey+goonies&rlz=1C1AVSX_enGB513GB513&espv=2&biw=1366&bih=667&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=6spIVf_JIq-R7Aa3sIDwAg&sqi=2&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ#imgrc=mEbWN1qjFckAGM%253A%3BNhquOl1_ZSyhcM%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252F41.media.tumblr.com%252F66424055f76d8a34e487a70cd33c67d8%252Ftumblr_mik3lr4mUl1r8vj94o1_1280.png%3Bhttp%253A%252F%252Ftashikie.tumblr.com%252Fpost%252F43629050690%252Fmama-fratelli-anne-ramsey-the-goonies%3B720%3B406

  
  Great wank bank material 😂

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  Compton_scatter Posts: 2,711

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  05/05/15 - 15:10 #37

  The real question is why you'd put this on a public forum? Is Susannah wearing a short skirt in your pics?

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  Caxton Posts: 28,881

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  05/05/15 - 15:25 #38

  Word on the grapevine is that one of the celebrities was Kay Burley:D

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  gdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705

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  05/05/15 - 15:40 #39

  Caxton wrote: »

  Word on the grapevine is that one of the celebrities was Kay Burley:D

  
  mama Fratellis a better bet

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  stv viewer Posts: 17,570

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  05/05/15 - 15:41 #40

  Caxton wrote: »

  Word on the grapevine is that one of the celebrities was Kay Burley:D

  
  Is it?

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  Misanthropy_83 Posts: 2,561

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  05/05/15 - 17:22 #41

  It was Joey Essex wasn't it?

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  JackKlugman Posts: 5,362

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  05/05/15 - 17:33 #42

  Misanthropy_83 wrote: »

  It was Joey Essex wasn't it?

  
  He was looking at images of Ed Balls

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  nathanbrazil Posts: 8,863

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  05/05/15 - 17:36 #43

  You are the third Williband brother, I claim my five pounds.

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  Sky_Guy Posts: 6,859

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  05/05/15 - 17:42 #44

  JackKlugman wrote: »

  He was looking at images of Ed Balls

  
  no, no,
  
  http://chrisspivey.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/merke.jpg

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  ba_baracus Posts: 3,236

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  05/05/15 - 18:08 #45

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9qOUDHgzpM

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  djfunnyman Posts: 12,585

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  05/05/15 - 18:11 #46

  What is the purpose of this thread?

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  ritchie2yk Posts: 5,556

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  05/05/15 - 18:37 #47

  djfunnyman wrote: »

  What is the purpose of this thread?

  
  Well it's in the advice thread so I assume he wants advice on how to not get caught again, like a lock or a sign maybe

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  JackKlugman Posts: 5,362

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  05/05/15 - 18:54 #48

  Sky_Guy wrote: »

  no, no,
  
  http://chrisspivey.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/merke.jpg

  
  Oh my god in heaven :o:o

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  gentleguy Posts: 16,358

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  05/05/15 - 19:02 #49

  aww bless you hahaha

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  Sexbomb Posts: 20,005

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  05/05/15 - 19:06 #50

  Radiomaniac wrote: »

  Who were the celebs?

  
  Katie Hopkins and Anne Widdicombe

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  coopermanyorks Posts: 21,215

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  05/05/15 - 19:14 #51

  Op,this is for you
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqJHoZBJYxI&ab_channel=GrindcoreWLKP

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