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I work as a revenue protection officer on the railway. Ask me anything.

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    Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil Posts: 490
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    stoatie wrote: »
    What was wrong with "conductor"?

    Conductors and revenue officers are two different things.
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    Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil Posts: 490
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    Elyan wrote: »
    Why are most of you arrogant pricks?

    We're not really. We have to be firm and authoritative when dealing with fare evaders but that's just what the job is.
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    Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil Posts: 490
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    soulboy77 wrote: »
    Everyday my local train is full of people sitting in First Class who haven't paid for the privilege. Why are the revenue protection officers not doing their job?

    This morning I issued 12 penalty fares to people who were sitting in first class when they shouldn't have been. I'm usually on commuter trains but we can't be everywhere all the time.

    If you have a daily grievance with this I suggest contacting the train operator and informing them of the service that's a problem .. then they can send revenue officers to deal with that train until the problem subsides.
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    Uncle_PhilUncle_Phil Posts: 490
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    Evo102 wrote: »
    As the rail network and train operating companies have been privatised, why does fare evasion remain a criminal offence? Surely it should now be a civil matter like not paying the correct fare.

    Because evading your fare is stealing. Doesn't matter if the company you're stealing from is state owned or private.
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    ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    Uncle_Phil wrote: »
    Our job is to prevent fare evasion. How would you feel if you paid £4000 for a yearly ticket but then everyone around you was just boarding the train without paying their way?

    So your job is for the benefit of paying passengers? :D

    From what I see the rail companies don't give a shit about passengers. The management are only interested in targets and making money, and the staff - especially the platform staff - are lazy fkrs who try to get away with doing as little as possible. The people in the ticket booths are invariably miserable bastards.

    And as I said earlier - the ticket inspectors are for the most part half-witted arseholes. Not much different to parking wardens.
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    ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    Uncle_Phil wrote: »
    We're not really. We have to be firm and authoritative when dealing with fare evaders but that's just what the job is.

    And here we have it.

    In your eyes, anyone who doesn't have a ticket is deliberately evading their fare, and deserves to be treated with contempt.
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    newda898newda898 Posts: 5,466
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    Elyan wrote: »
    And here we have it.

    In your eyes, anyone who doesn't have a ticket is deliberately evading their fare, and deserves to be treated with contempt.

    Just putting it out there, but why else would you not have a ticket?

    If you'd boarded at a station where there was no machine/office then you should seek out the guard to buy one.
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    Madridista23Madridista23 Posts: 9,422
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    Elyan wrote: »
    So your job is for the benefit of paying passengers? :D

    From what I see the rail companies don't give a shit about passengers. The management are only interested in targets and making money, and the staff - especially the platform staff - are lazy fkrs who try to get away with doing as little as possible. The people in the ticket booths are invariably miserable bastards.

    And as I said earlier - the ticket inspectors are for the most part half-witted arseholes. Not much different to parking wardens.
    Nicely summarised Sir. :cool:
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    Evo102Evo102 Posts: 13,630
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    Uncle_Phil wrote: »
    Because evading your fare is stealing. Doesn't matter if the company you're stealing from is state owned or private.

    Yes, but if I was caught shoplifting at my local supermarket it wouldn't be Tesco who would have me hauled in front of the Magistrates Court, it would be the police/CPS.
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    How do you get on with sleepers?
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    himerushimerus Posts: 3,040
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    Why do wasps wear rugby shirts?
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    ElyanElyan Posts: 8,781
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    newda898 wrote: »
    Just putting it out there, but why else would you not have a ticket?

    If you'd boarded at a station where there was no machine/office then you should seek out the guard to buy one.

    The vast majority of commuter trains don't have guards - or 'train managers' as they laughably call them nowadays.
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    woodrowwoodrow Posts: 770
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    Uncle_Phil wrote: »
    No. Learning to drive a train takes more than a year. You'd be surprised how much train drivers have to know.

    I wish they would teach them how to keep to a timetable. Not many know how to do that.:(
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    How is the best way to evade a fare without getting caught and prosecuted?
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    lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    Rafer wrote: »
    How is the best way to evade a fare without getting caught and prosecuted?

    Make sure you are on the train where the "revenue protection officer" is on his laptop answering questions on the net? :D
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    Make sure you are on the train where the "revenue protection officer" is on his laptop answering questions on the net? :D

    Of course. It's so simple really. :D
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    Fairyprincess0Fairyprincess0 Posts: 30,087
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    When did train fares get too expensive....

    I love train travel, but £25 return from hull to Scarborough....**** off.
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    Misanthropy_83Misanthropy_83 Posts: 2,561
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    Rafer wrote: »
    How is the best way to evade a fare without getting caught and prosecuted?

    hide in the toilet
    or knock on the toilet door when it's occupied and say in a loud gruff voice "tickets please!" the poor person inside doing a poo will hand his ticket out without looking who it is just to get them to go away and leave them to finish their bowel movement in peace.
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    GabbitasGabbitas Posts: 8,985
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    francie wrote: »
    NO
    NO
    NO
    :(

    You try to help people... :(
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    egghead1egghead1 Posts: 4,782
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    Claire Balding bad idea...??
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    EStaffs90EStaffs90 Posts: 13,722
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    How many times must a man look up before he can see the sky?
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    burton07burton07 Posts: 10,871
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    What is the difference between a duck?
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    Mr DosMr Dos Posts: 3,637
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    'ask me anything' reminds me of a famous thread on 4chan - something like :

    I'm a 13 year old girl - ask me anything

    > what's it like to be a 50 year old single bloke

    it got more profane . . .
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    AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    How many people have you thrown off a train?
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    randomelementrandomelement Posts: 107
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    Why do different companies have different rules. SWT and Great Western seem to allow people to buy tickets on the train if you talk to the Guard after getting on the train, but I've seen a TV program about GNER and you received a pently fair straight away. This seems inconsitant and confusing to passengers from other regions if travelling on to a GNER train for example.
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