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45 ISIS fighters die after eating Ramadan meal - murder or food poisoning?

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    anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    Gordie1 wrote: »
    The will of God and all that twaddle.

    God is great LOL

    Maybe they hadn't supplied their "god" with his quota of severed heads that day? :confused:
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    MudboxMudbox Posts: 10,110
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    ISIS Member: How can we all have died at the same time?
    [silence]
    GRIM REAPER:
    The salmon mousse
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    anne_666 wrote: »
    Maybe they hadn't supplied their "god" with his quota of severed heads that day? :confused:

    This thread has really cheered me up Ann.

    I hope that the scumbags died drowning in their own shit! :D
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    anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    This thread has really cheered me up Ann.

    I hope that the scumbags died drowning in their own shit! :D

    Not gruesome enough for me, but I suppose the suffering would last longer than some of their chosen barbarism against their innocent victims.
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    Welsh-ladWelsh-lad Posts: 51,932
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    How terribowel. Or fangastric.

    Depending on your point of view.
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    darkjedimasterdarkjedimaster Posts: 18,621
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    Live by the machete, die by a dodgy kebab.
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    CELT1987CELT1987 Posts: 12,359
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    Did Baldrick cook them dinner?
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    Incognito777Incognito777 Posts: 2,846
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    They died just like their prophet did then lol
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    academiaacademia Posts: 18,225
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    anne_666 wrote: »
    Maybe they hadn't supplied their "god" with his quota of severed heads that day? :confused:

    Or perhaps Allah is angry at the things being done in his name. If there was such a being, he should be.
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    anne_666anne_666 Posts: 72,891
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    They died just like their prophet did then lol

    Mmm, yes. I wonder how many virgins the savages believe that entitles them to? :D
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    duckyluckyduckylucky Posts: 13,871
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    Shame the other 100 survived
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    CELT1987 wrote: »
    Did Baldrick cook them dinner?

    If he did, then he obviously had a cunning plan ;-)
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    Croctacus wrote: »
    More to the point, who cares?

    I imagine the chef might. IS aren't likely to be content with an AA Gill mauling are they?
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    Incognito777Incognito777 Posts: 2,846
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    anne_666 wrote: »
    Mmm, yes. I wonder how many virgins the savages believe that entitles them to? :D

    Lots of bonus virgins i think. I hope those poor virgins poison them again.
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    AnnieBakerAnnieBaker Posts: 4,266
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    anne_666 wrote: »
    Was it really ? Will you show me and the rest of us disputing this Wail article, how it was?

    If you bothered to read the article, you will see it refers to the other reported incident in November. Something similar has apparently happened again, recently. Is that clear enough ?

    The question is, have some Kurds managed to infiltrate their base disgusted as chefs? Have they escaped safely? How have they managed to pull this off twice in one year, if the reports are true?
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    http://www.toughpigs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/chefs.jpg

    What we having.

    Chefs Surprise.

    What's the surprise.

    You'll see.
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    ItHasPotentialItHasPotential Posts: 7,817
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    halalalalalalalalalala
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    franciefrancie Posts: 31,089
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    You are what you eat ;-)
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    CaxtonCaxton Posts: 28,881
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    Not enough died, can we have a replay please
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    deev1ne0nedeev1ne0ne Posts: 2,161
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    Lots of bonus virgins i think. I hope those poor virgins poison them again.

    Bonus virgins.

    Thunderball virgins and scatchcard virgins next!
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    Now that is some serious cooking! :D
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Halalelujah :)
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    U96U96 Posts: 13,937
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    I told them not to eat from the Allah Snackbar.Poor hygiene.:p
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    HeartacheHeartache Posts: 4,299
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    Brilliant, almost as good, as when a group of the scum sucking cretins blew themselves up, posing for a photo, and one of them was playing with a bomb.:D
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    Incognito777Incognito777 Posts: 2,846
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    deev1ne0ne wrote: »
    Bonus virgins.

    Thunderball virgins and scatchcard virgins next!

    Also the midweek super virgin.
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