I was in the more dodgy resort of High Barnet this morning having paid a visit to my daughter
Did you pay your annual visit to the plastic surgery department of Barnet Hospital at the same time? :kitty: (Will they ever be able to do anything for your looks?!!)
Did you pay your annual visit to the plastic surgery department of Barnet Hospital at the same time? :kitty: (Will they ever be able to do anything for your looks?!!)
I've never had any plastic surgery and wouldnt need it, since I am already the most beautiful, sexy and perfect woman in the universe!! ^_^
I'm sure you only mention it since you are down there weekly having bits tinkered with in the hope of being just a tiny bit more sexy. Such a shame they never seem to be able to help you
I've never had any plastic surgery and wouldnt need it, since I am already the most beautiful, sexy and perfect woman in the universe!! ^_^
I'm sure you only mention it since you are down there weekly having bits tinkered with in the hope of being just a tiny bit more sexy. Such a shame they never seem to be able to help you
they did help him, they took 10st of him, couldn't you tell by the photo you posted ?
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In your dreams
I hope not, I don't do royalty, they are the most unsexy things on earth >:(
Martin is puny where you'd want muscles and flabby where you should be lean and toned!!
Well said Martin- at least you admit it now.
http://previews.123rf.com/images/invisiblev/invisiblev1009/invisiblev100900077/7781547-young-bodybuilder-man-on-black-background-Stock-Photo-male-model-young.jpg
Much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much, much less sexy than me.
BTW Is he having trouble with his top button? ;-)
Costa del Totteridge ;-)
You just tore that out of one of your stash of magazines!!!
I was in the more dodgy resort of High Barnet this morning having paid a visit to my daughter
Did you pay your annual visit to the plastic surgery department of Barnet Hospital at the same time? :kitty: (Will they ever be able to do anything for your looks?!!)
I've never had any plastic surgery and wouldnt need it, since I am already the most beautiful, sexy and perfect woman in the universe!! ^_^
I'm sure you only mention it since you are down there weekly having bits tinkered with in the hope of being just a tiny bit more sexy. Such a shame they never seem to be able to help you
they did help him, they took 10st of him, couldn't you tell by the photo you posted ?
1 How Martin has the cheek to call himself sexy is beyond me
2 Chin is relatively sexy and will be a worthy runner-up to moi. :cool:
3 No photos of Twass or The Sleeper so far,so I think we can safely assume that they are deluded fantasists.
This concludes the case for the prosecution.
Thank You
:cool: And I've got even sexier since that was taken!!
I'd rather see the photos, of you in the bath in yer denims when you wear a size 18, I was a chubby chaser then, second tae Martin !
I can truthfully say I have never owned a pair of jeans in size 18! Even at my most curvy it only got to 16
A chubby chaser
Are you sure you are not size 20 ?!
Get your unsexy butt round here now and check out the clothes sizes in my wardrobe
Can't get into your wardrobe, there are so many big clothes in the way ;-)
Nonsense. There are just lots and lots of sexy, slinky dresses and saucy underwear! ^_^
You dithering old bat - you have wandered into the wrong house and looking in the wrong wardrobe - that is Sonia's ;-)
http://i.imgur.com/QoQxQTw.jpg
I bet he couldn't perform anyway, did he pay you a bonus not to tell?