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I didn't know Claire Richards had lost all her weight again!

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    Rowan HedgeRowan Hedge Posts: 3,861
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    xmel05 wrote: »
    Just seeing her on loose women and I'm shocked to see that she has lost most of her weight. How did she do it?

    Two words - Gastric Band
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    Scarlett BerryScarlett Berry Posts: 21,135
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    Two words - Gastric Band

    I never thought of that..you could be on to something there.;-)
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    Pandora 9 wrote: »
    I don't think she will either because she loves her food too much.

    her favourite shop is Greggs, eating all the pies :D
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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    i must alert the comedy elders. surely such a "joke" has never before been uttered..

    they must commit it to the historical joke archives immediately ..
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    Ella71110Ella71110 Posts: 4,239
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    No idea, but you can bet your bottom dollar that there will be an EXCLUSIVE weight loss shoot in an upcoming edition of Now/Reveal/Closer/OK/Who gives a sh*t, outlining how:

    'I've never been happier'
    'Hubby can't keep his hands off me'
    'Losing this weight was so easy - read how I stopped eating 15 Gregg's cheese slices every day and the weight FELL OFF'
    'I hated being big; I feel so much healthier and sexier'
    'Read how you can buy my exclusive new bikini range and DVD online before anyone else'


    Followed, in approx 9 months by:

    'Now I'm a size 42, I have never been more confident. I've stopped with the illy fad diets now'.

    Repeat on a loop until the end of time.

    :D:D:D Sooo true Pru!
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