After Len's laboured insistance that the Salsa comes from Kingston, Jamaica (just so he could shoehorn a joke about Kingston upon thames), there has been some discussion on where Len will think the Samba comes from...
We all know it started in the King's Cross area of Sydney so the samba was less King's Cross, Sydney and more King's Cross Station. :rolleyes: Hes such a muppet! :rolleyes:
Nay - He should be forced to wear a nice polo shirt and chinos from Blue Harbour @ Marks and Spencers for the rest of the competition as a punishment for such flagrant distraction measures. It was like Marjorie Jenkins from Basingstoke drank too many sherries on a package trip to Marbella and joined in with topless flamenco cabaret act. My kidneys are still clenched from having to sit through it.
In my completely uuntrained opinion there is skirt-wafting and there is paso-skirt-wafting.
Paso-skirt-wafting is GRRR and ARGH and NNNNNGH whereas skirt wafting is ooh and ahh and eeee.
Fern did the oohaaheee instead of the GRRRARGHNNNNGH.
Quote:
Originally Posted by primer
i have 350,000 years experience as an expert performer of chasamballetangogo and i am telling you they are all rubbish.
and that is just the pros.
Or conversely:
I know nothing about nothing but... X is the best dancer I've ever seen in all my born days. His freckles alone were superb :D:rolleyes:
The attached has just made me laugh until real tears and snot came. More more more please.
I really hope Henri Didier is a real person, as I think I'm in love
Originally Posted by geordiegump
Bonjour Mes DOTS!
Mr Gump and myself are now living in France.
I still love keeping up with the DOT goings on so had a look at the show with my rustic neighbour Henri Didier...an SCD Virgin
(Before you ask, I have brought fresh baguettes, smelly cheeses and a very fine vat of vin rouge...Henri Didier has brought pickled garlic, apple brandy and his cigs.)
He wants to give you DOTS his Euro's worth...so I've put his comments below..
So, I know it was the 'Halloween Special' but even so...when Henri saw Lord Bruce Voldemort..
("À boire ou je tue le chien!"
Bring me something to drink or I kill the dog! )
*WTF were Vinthent and Diddy Dani?
("Ils sont seule haut comme trois pommes!"
literally: they are only as tall as three apples".ha! ha!)
*The irony of Victearia being a Corpse Bride wasn't lost on me and I thought Brenda was much improved in looks as a ghoul
( " Sucer les pissenlits par la racine"B(literally: "they are as dead as dandelions who have been sucked by the roots ")
*Lisa and Robin....
( " Je te vois venir avec tes gros sabots"
(literally: "I see you coming with your big clogs")
*Colin and Crotchtittya...
"Il y une couille dans le potage"( "There is a problem here"
(literally: "there is a ball (i.e., testicule) in the soup")
*Fern and Artem...
("Elle dance avec des casseroles au cul"
(literally: "she dances with saucepans hung on her arse")
*Richard and Erin...
( "Il coincer la bulle"
He is simply bumming around
After much shoulder shrugging he concluded that most of the slebs..
" Peigner la girafe"
Did something quite useless (literally: "to comb the giraffe")
He wants to watch next week's though...
When Ola came on..
" Il en a bavé des ronds de chapeau"His eyes nearly popped out of his head (literally: "he dribbled hat circles")
Comments
Mr Gump and I have just rolled around laughing at this so much we almost tipped our mobile home over! (French trailer trash:eek:)
I'm going back to watch it again...
OMG I haven't laughed so much in ages..... thankyou thankyou thankyou
Thank Sunstone!
Widdecombe has a degree in Latin, so she is officially better at Latin than Anton
Stick around...Henri Didier is coming round tomorrow for more ..
Delusional...but it brightened my morning.
I love that!
Nice one!
By the way, am I easily amused or is the forum so dull this year that no-one else can find a post worthy of sharing????
Posted by Pet monkey
Quote:
Originally Posted by primer
i have 350,000 years experience as an expert performer of chasamballetangogo and i am telling you they are all rubbish.
and that is just the pros.
Or conversely:
I know nothing about nothing but... X is the best dancer I've ever seen in all my born days. His freckles alone were superb
Must admit mimi there is a dire shortage of good giggles this year.
Indeed Buddy.
I really hope Henri Didier is a real person, as I think I'm in love
Originally Posted by geordiegump
Bonjour Mes DOTS!
Mr Gump and myself are now living in France.
I still love keeping up with the DOT goings on so had a look at the show with my rustic neighbour Henri Didier...an SCD Virgin
(Before you ask, I have brought fresh baguettes, smelly cheeses and a very fine vat of vin rouge...Henri Didier has brought pickled garlic, apple brandy and his cigs.)
He wants to give you DOTS his Euro's worth...so I've put his comments below..
So, I know it was the 'Halloween Special' but even so...when Henri saw Lord Bruce Voldemort..
("À boire ou je tue le chien!"
Bring me something to drink or I kill the dog! )
*WTF were Vinthent and Diddy Dani?
("Ils sont seule haut comme trois pommes!"
literally: they are only as tall as three apples".ha! ha!)
*The irony of Victearia being a Corpse Bride wasn't lost on me and I thought Brenda was much improved in looks as a ghoul
( " Sucer les pissenlits par la racine"B(literally: "they are as dead as dandelions who have been sucked by the roots ")
*Lisa and Robin....
( " Je te vois venir avec tes gros sabots"
(literally: "I see you coming with your big clogs")
*Colin and Crotchtittya...
"Il y une couille dans le potage"( "There is a problem here"
(literally: "there is a ball (i.e., testicule) in the soup")
*Fern and Artem...
("Elle dance avec des casseroles au cul"
(literally: "she dances with saucepans hung on her arse")
*Richard and Erin...
( "Il coincer la bulle"
He is simply bumming around
After much shoulder shrugging he concluded that most of the slebs..
" Peigner la girafe"
Did something quite useless (literally: "to comb the giraffe")
He wants to watch next week's though...
When Ola came on..
" Il en a bavé des ronds de chapeau"His eyes nearly popped out of his head (literally: "he dribbled hat circles")
Salut mes braves...
John from Wales and Hammy were the main source of hilarity .I miss them both .