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Room 101
BanglaRoad
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What three things would you place in Room 101?
! Katie Price
This woman has a master plan to take over the world Behind those dead fish eyes lies the mind of an evil genius In an underground bunker in deepest Essex she is controlling the production of orange people who are taught to be self obsessed, dispose of any sign of measurable intelligence and they are taught to butcher the beautiful English language into five or six use anytime phrases
Katie Price has to go in for the good of humanity
2 People who don't clean up after their Dog
Simple really If you have a dog and he does a poo then pick it up Not difficult for anyone
3 Adults who watch Doctor Who by choice
Grow up! Oh and don't try and tell me about it cos a smack in the chops can cause offence!
! Katie Price
This woman has a master plan to take over the world Behind those dead fish eyes lies the mind of an evil genius In an underground bunker in deepest Essex she is controlling the production of orange people who are taught to be self obsessed, dispose of any sign of measurable intelligence and they are taught to butcher the beautiful English language into five or six use anytime phrases
Katie Price has to go in for the good of humanity
2 People who don't clean up after their Dog
Simple really If you have a dog and he does a poo then pick it up Not difficult for anyone
3 Adults who watch Doctor Who by choice
Grow up! Oh and don't try and tell me about it cos a smack in the chops can cause offence!
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2, People who think saying something is "offensive" constitutes an argument or valid point.
3, Keith Lemon
That's all.
Umm, how do I get out of this room?
They seem to tangle up by themselves and for no reason. Also those bent cables, they're usually the ones that have to worm their way through small gaps but only seem to want to go in one way but the one you want.
2) changing beds
Honestly housekeepers are magicians, how the hell do they change the bed cover so quick? What's the trick? Takes me nearly an hour.
3) private numbers
What is the point of a recruitment company calling from a private number? If I miss the call, leave a number so I can get back.
2. Wasps
3. Selfish people
2. All royal families
3. Boybands.
Keith Lemon is dreadful and changing beds especially putting a duvet cover on is just about impossible for me
2. Anyone on public transport who feels it is appropriate to take off their shoes. It's not.
3. Chewing gum, more specifically, people who spit it out onto the pavement or stick it on the underside of tables/chairs etc.
Think anyone or anything that if you never had them in your life again is fair game to put in Room 101
2) People who have no respect for others or other people's property
3) People who moan about or get 'outraged' by little things that don't really matter in the wider scheme of things.
2 People with a high vis and an air of authority (mainly NCP attendants)
3 People with a Mickey Mouse degree and an air of self importance
So yeah, mainly people
2. Rats
3. Rats
Hate them and there too many around here.
Tony Blair
NIMBYS
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Anyone who lets their dog crap outside and doesn't clean it up afterwards
Intolerant people
Snobs including the inverted type.
New Years eve celebrations. The most depressing day of the year followed by the stark truth that the new year and new you really isn't going to happen.
January to March. Apart from Pancake Tuesday and Easter would anyone really miss this part of the year ? The weather is meh,Christmas is over and summer is a long way off. It's just a nothing part of the calendar.
Barbecue kits. Just why? What' so appetising about almost cremated food? This is England,not Australia.But then I am a vegetarian so they don't float my boat anyway.
Completely agree with you on number 2 OP
Going to try and keep mine topical, light hearted and inoffensive.
1) plimsolls.
Why oh why as a child did my school force us to wear these ?
Also how and why on earth are they actually in fashion these days ?
2) Werther's originals.
I love them but they are death traps.
Surly in 2014 they can slow down the slipperiness of them.
3) Pen Thieves,
It seems to be the only form of acceptable theft known to man.
From Argos and Banks to that person we all know who has never got a pen... It seems sociably acceptable to borrow a pen once then just walk off into the sunset with it.
2) Kenya Moore
3) Mayonnaise
By which they mean the attitude of people who point out things they do that are terminally stupid. It has no consideration that anybody but them has a valid opinion, and shows no understanding that opinions are graded, and it is possible to be annoyed about something or disagree without being extremist in their views.
2 People who haven't a clue what a 'straw man' argument is. It's used as a supposed Exocet in an argument to denigrate an opponents view, but shows the accuser up to be someone who doesn't know what they're talking about, is parroting a concept they haven't a clue about, and is looking desperately to destroy a strong argument in the only way their feeble mind can construct.
3 Slugs. As long as I had something else to destroy that had no use but gives me great pleasure in doing so.
2. Feminists.
3 People who don't like cats.
THIS ^ FOREVER.
2. Cliff Richard.
3. People who get drunk and then waste the time of paramedics, nurses and doctors through their own fault, when other genuinly ill people are having to wait to be seen.
2. Car drivers who don't indicate.
3. Pavement parking if there's no need for it and the driver is just being selfish and especially if that results in oil stains on the pavement.
People who take me seriously.
People who don't take my Dangerous Dog seriously.
Fireworks
People who swear as a matter of course
Yogurt.
That Hopkins troll thing.