I can serve drinks, clean, do the ironing, cook a meal, do nails, sing, twerk and once you are all high, put on a kiss-me-quick-hat and produce a little stick of Brighton rock. Will that do?
Umm...we have Hugh, Robert and Mr Darling for all of that, bar the twerking (ugh! Hugh can actually dance and Robert does a mean West Coast Swing) so we'll need to find something else for you to do.
Kiss me quick hats and brighton rock is not...quite...erm, us.
Can you do a quick course in cooking Thai food, shiatsu and origami?
Also, looks like Abbey's QS is better than Sophie's (although is Sophie first as she's second best dance of night? ) and Susanna's paso is better than Ashley's. Looks like neither AS is any good as they're in the middle and I'm trying to forget Anton is a pilot. Ewww! :rolleyes:
Zayn is tall and Asian, Liam is tall with a bit of a quiff, Louis is ickle and quite girly looking.
Sue me, I can name all the members of the Wanted too. the only one I'd fight you for is Max from the Wanted. :D
Sounds like you're talking about Zayn,,he's the most visibly tatted.
Max is good looking, but I think you could catch an STD just by being within a 200m radius of him.
Zayn's the one I look at sometimes and think he'll be very, very handsome in a couple more years.
Max is good looking, but I think you could catch an STD just by being within a 200m radius of him.
Zayn's the one I look at sometimes and think he'll be very, very handsome in a couple more years.
Hope the DO will be Fiona vs Ben, but I'm fully resigned to Mark sadly going.
Ok, something I unappreciate: the laziness of some of the pros' choreography. Kristina and Ola are the main offenders, with Iveta and Brendan getting special mentions (Mark's Paso and Rumba, and Sophie's Jive). In the case of Kristina and Ola, it's mainly that they don't seem to let their celeb actually dance - Ben's Rumba was surprisingly lovely and well-danced, but since then it's been basically the Kristina Show (although his Waltz was nice as well). Ola's very hit and miss - her Ballroom is usually pretty good, but her Latin has been very dodgy all series (apart from the Samba, now that was good). Ashley's only just managed to break into the mid 30s, and I feel that with almost any other pro, he would have managed it before now. There's only 1 pro who I think has given great choreography to their celeb all series, and that's Aljaz (honourable mentions go to Anya and Kevin, but they've both had one shocker dance).
I hope so too.
I'd add Aliona to that list too, judging on the CiN performance. James showcased Jayne brilliantly, whereas OurLeona failed to do the same for Christopher. (And didn't get him to straighten his legs!)
Max is good looking, but I think you could catch an STD just by being within a 200m radius of him.
Zayn's the one I look at sometimes and think he'll be very, very handsome in a couple more years.
I like that grubby look. Colin Farrell does it for me too. think they'd be filthy elsewhere too. :D
Cos they're 12 and he's prettier than they are with dimples. he does have gorgeous skin though, does nothing for me, way too clean looking and can't be doing with a man who takes longer to get ready than I do.
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Umm...we have Hugh, Robert and Mr Darling for all of that, bar the twerking (ugh! Hugh can actually dance and Robert does a mean West Coast Swing) so we'll need to find something else for you to do.
Kiss me quick hats and brighton rock is not...quite...erm, us.
Can you do a quick course in cooking Thai food, shiatsu and origami?
Also, looks like Abbey's QS is better than Sophie's (although is Sophie first as she's second best dance of night?
Trust you to lower the tone.
Max is good looking, but I think you could catch an STD just by being within a 200m radius of him.
Zayn's the one I look at sometimes and think he'll be very, very handsome in a couple more years.
They usually go in the order of the photos here
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/galleries/p01lpfqt
Not in the order of the blog.
Mwah.
*whispers* Zayn's lovely.
*looks around*
Who said that!?!?
Oh, I thought last week the blog had it right?
It's really not a good look on him, and I like cowboys (childhood crush on Pete Duel, never quite go over)
Natalie first then
Abbey's dress is gorgeous, Patrick's face is terrifying :eek:
I thought it was the photos that were right.
I mean, I don't like or rate her, but that's quite cruel. TTF looks ridiculous. As usual.
Cowboy paso? Whaaaaat?
How the hell did they get Nat's hair into that wig :eek:
Fiona's dress is an interesting shade - sparkly turd anyone?
Last. They're in reverse order.
I hope so too.
I'd add Aliona to that list too, judging on the CiN performance. James showcased Jayne brilliantly, whereas OurLeona failed to do the same for Christopher. (And didn't get him to straighten his legs!)
Did Susannah get tangled in the stage curtains?
Where's Natalie's hair gone??
Has Anton grown an extra head and pair of legs???
You're allowed to fancy them seeing as you're not old enough to be their mother.
She's been at the Haribo again :rolleyes: All over the place. Sugar rush, and then some. Tsk!
How are you sweetie? Are you well? Mwah!
I can see it. With wine goggles on.
I know and love you for it. Mwah.
I wouldn't have it any other way.
I'm fine, and yourself?
I like that grubby look. Colin Farrell does it for me too.
And I've been running round and round our nice clean thread like Christopher Parker with a paso cape.
Could TTF look any less masculine? :rolleyes: He looks like his mother made his outfit for a fancy dress out of one of her old ball gowns.
Mind you, don't even think Artem could carry off that outfit but then he wouldn't be stupid enough to try.
Cos they're 12 and he's prettier than they are with dimples.
Oh yes. Colin Farrell is just sex on legs.