It's the bow-tie agenda that gets me. A tiny minority of people in this country are bow-tie wearers, but insidious BBC executives keep trying to corrupt our children into thinking they're cool by forcing it into Dr. Who.
Of course, I have no problem with bow-tie wearers, you understand. People can wear what they like behind closed doors. But I don't want to see bow-ties on my television, or to be preached at about them when I sit to watch Dr. Who. Will no-one think of the children...?
Oh, god yes. They just keep banging on about how great bow-tie wearers are. Okay, I get it. Some people wear bow ties. But do they have to mention it all the time? It's really in our faces.
In fact the thread's last ever message to mankind, just before the destruction of the Earth, was misinterpreted as a suprisingly sophisticated attempt to..
...jump 5 sharks, a blue whale, a great white shark and several million planckton. All at once. When it landed it did a triple sommersault, ending with a backward roll into a fridge......
...all while whistleing "The Star Spangled Banner", but in fact the message was this:
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Oh, god yes. They just keep banging on about how great bow-tie wearers are. Okay, I get it. Some people wear bow ties. But do they have to mention it all the time? It's really in our faces.
...all while whistleing "The Star Spangled Banner", but in fact the message was this:
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
You'd have thought a progressive show like Doctor Who wouldn't have sharkjumpophobes as fans, wouldn't you?
Makes you realise how brave the Fonz was to out himself as a shark jumper way back in the seventies. I bet Bernard Manning had a field day.
BIB - I vote for that to go in the next edition of the OED!
Talking of which the sharkjumpaphobe in question has gone awfully quiet...
To whom are you referring? :rolleyes:
Apologies - the OP