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if you got murdered who would you want to solve it?

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,934
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    I'd like a detective duo of Zoe Salmon and Hettie Wainthrop to investigate my murder. I know Zoe isn't a detective, but she's lovely, and it would make a great name for an ITV detective series - Salmon and Trout.

    Definitely don't want Julie Graham investigating it. She wouldn't be so bad herself, but you can be sure that it would be badly written, everyone would make fun of it, and it would get cancelled after the first series.
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    Jackie BrownJackie Brown Posts: 3,254
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    Good question...definitely Cracker! :D
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    Mrs TeapotMrs Teapot Posts: 124,896
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    xmel05 wrote: »
    I think i would want Jessica Fletcher(Angela Lansbury off Murder, she wrote to find my killer.

    Cracker, I can't remember his proper name but I bet he'd get the profile on my killer :)

    I just spotted someone has said the same :o
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    biggebruvbiggebruv Posts: 6,626
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    anne robinson
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,038
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    Sergeant Nicholas Asswipe and Constable Fanny Batterbum!

    Or failing them, Detective Sergeant Wainwright and Detective Constable Cartwright :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 271
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    COLUMBO!......he's the best.
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    cardiffstecardiffste Posts: 152
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    Wallander (or Vallender if you are watching the original)
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    RaferRafer Posts: 14,231
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    Briggs and Louis
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    Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Mrs Teapot wrote: »
    Cracker, I can't remember his proper name but I bet he'd get the profile on my killer :)

    I just spotted someone has said the same :o

    Fitz :cool:

    He was brilliant - I loved him.
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    Color of NightColor of Night Posts: 2,208
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    Gene Hunt
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    academiaacademia Posts: 18,225
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    Foyle from 'Foyle' s War'.
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    autumnautumn Posts: 2,013
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    Famous Five or Inspector Gadget.
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    xblingxbling Posts: 2,041
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    Ooo good question!

    I'd like Bobby Goran (Vincent D'Onofrio) off Law & Order: CI
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    'Oaks Addict'Oaks Addict Posts: 1,133
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    Jonathan Creek as it means I would have had an interesting, twisty death :D
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    humdrummerhumdrummer Posts: 4,487
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    poppycat wrote: »
    Ooh I agree! I'm guessing that Rossi is the no-go? :D He reminds me of a thunderbirds puppet! And Garcia can do her computer ninja stuff and solve my murder in seconds. :D

    If none of them are available I'm going for Mac Taylor. As long as he brings Danny with him. :o:D

    You got me - yes, my one refusal would go to Rossi. But as for the rest (sigh) Agent Morgan with his muscles, loyalty and sense of humour, Agent Hotchner with that brooding, deep, smouldering performance and Dr Reid with his super intelligence coupled with that young boyish innocence....

    I'm getting carried away, sorry:o

    And as for Garcia? Awesome computing skills!
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    fluffybunyipfluffybunyip Posts: 4,909
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    Dixon Hill (sad sad sad) or Sherlock Holmes. Or Jonathan Creek!
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    HarryValleyHarryValley Posts: 16,433
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    Clouseau
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    spotyspoty Posts: 11,195
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    Who Wouldn't I want. Rosemary and Thyme.

    They would just be digging my grave while cutting a few roses, then they would fumble about and accuse the wrong person.

    But a day later they would see a buttercup in someone's hair and they would be found guilty just for that?:eek:

    Or people should be found guilty for watching the show.
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    MuggsyMuggsy Posts: 19,251
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    Sam Vimes
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,038
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    Muggsy wrote: »
    Sam Vimes

    Dammit! I never thought of him, I should be ashamed :o:D
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    Black MothBlack Moth Posts: 33
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    Morse. Shame I'd be dead, he wouldn't be able to chat me up.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,777
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    The CSI: Vegas team.
    Particularly Greg :D
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    PsychosisPsychosis Posts: 18,591
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    Richard Castle
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,111
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    xmel05 wrote: »
    I think i would want Jessica Fletcher(Angela Lansbury off Murder, she wrote to find my killer.

    I would do it myself.
    I would be 'GHOST DETECTIVE'.

    On at the local cineplex
    starring PRESTON41 is 'GHOST DETECTIVE'.
    with Robert Pattinson, as strange mumbling man, Leonardo DiCaprio is dramatic non-action man, Sam Worthington is saving the world through true love man, and Lindsay Lohan is resident skank.
    In 3D.
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    humdrummerhumdrummer Posts: 4,487
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    As a kid I had a slight crush on Bergerac. He was quite nice. I always wanted to be that posh criminal woman that he had a thing for and felt sorry for the brunette with the bad perm whenever the posh one showed up.
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