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Peter feckin Andre on Loose Women......BORING

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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    changa wrote: »
    Oh dear. Perhaps you'd better watch with a bucket by your side next week.

    Such a sacrifice you make for us :cry:

    *lowers eyes* It's just my giving nature.
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    cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    changa wrote: »
    Anyone want to talk about PAs minging cafe?

    here you go....

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1650879
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    millymilly Posts: 5,871
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    changa wrote: »
    1 out of 5. DISASTER!


    I'm not slating him BTW, just stating a fact. His cafe mings hard. The Health Inspectors said so.
    Most people have a few teething troubles at first,but now he's been informed,he can improve,he'll have a 5 star palace by the end of it.....not bad for a cafe that hasn't been open long...
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    changachanga Posts: 11,421
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    *lowers eyes* It's just my giving nature.

    You're one of the good guys lexi. A truly giving caring person. You probably love your family more than I could ever love mine or anyone else could ever love theirs. I am humbled.
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    Kay2000Kay2000 Posts: 3,906
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    milly wrote: »
    Most people have a few teething troubles at first,but now he's been informed,he can improve,he'll have a 5 star palace by the end of it.....not bad for a cafe that hasn't been open long...

    Did'nt 20 other well established cafe's get the same rating
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    cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    *lowers eyes* It's just my giving nature.

    hey, there is only room for 1 saint to be talked about on here:D you have a mountain of Everest proportions to even come close;)
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    changachanga Posts: 11,421
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    Kay2000 wrote: »
    Did'nt 20 other well established cafe's get the same rating

    Yes. Out of over 200. So bottom 10% :eek:

    It was clearly an omen when he ran out of stock on Day 1.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,540
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    changa wrote: »
    Yes. Out of over 200. So bottom 10% :eek:

    It was clearly an omen when he ran out of stock on Day 1.


    That's because it was such a success..we must stop meeting like this ;):D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,020
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    bunny55 wrote: »
    Great summary Lexi. I guess you and I, make up some of those viewing figures:D:D

    PS I loved the filmed interview for Heat.
    lexi22 wrote: »
    Top marks to the narrator again for going so far up Pete's colon, you could see her tongue poking out of his ear at times.

    Loved the opening 'setting the scene' at the CAN factory, with CP telling him how utterly brilliant he was at everything - music, singing, calendars, DOTYness, attracting women - and how busy he was going to be in the year ahead.

    Loved Pete, by then, sitting in a delighted, dizzy puddle of his own self-love, 'modestly' musing about his love life, wondering if he might have a chance with some leftover CBB tottie, and being assured by all that yes, of course he would, because, well, he's the best! But mainly because he's so modest, do you see? People don't always get that, his modesty.

    Loved the pound-shop Laurel & Hardy sketch where he and the bros 'hilariously' tried to lift a pool table into a removal van. Pete showed off his comic talents and his impro abilities. As funny if not funnier than permanent toothache.

    Loved Zanzibar where he shows how he has perfected the art of turning his back to camera with head bent to show how affected he is by it all, and how he feels it deeper and more profoundly than anyone else because, well, he's a dad, did you know?

    And really loved 'the phone call' (yes, that one), and the lingering camera, and the focus on his bewildered, tear-stained oily face and his struggle to speak. And how he cried but then bravely wiped his eyes (all on camera) to show us the viewer how he would not be beaten and that the Andres were made of sterner stuff.

    And finally, loved the trailer for next week where Pete bravely travels to Aus with his camera crew to Andrew's hospital bedside (yes! we're getting it all, it seems!) and where, no doubt, the cameras will be capturing lots more back-turning and hunched shaking shoulders as Pete suffers so the rest of us don't have to.


    You are truly going above and beyond the call of duty. I am sorry but I am not up for the job. I can't bear the ads. A colleague couldn't believe how bad they are this year. He said he was a dosser or something that ryhmes.
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    KieranDSKieranDS Posts: 16,545
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    claire33 wrote: »
    That's because it was such a success..we must stop meeting like this ;):D

    I guess the blue rinse brigade and prepubescent girls were out in force that day.
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    Goldbear86Goldbear86 Posts: 1,141
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    milly wrote: »
    Most people have a few teething troubles at first,but now he's been informed,he can improve,he'll have a 5 star palace by the end of it.....not bad for a cafe that hasn't been open long...

    I think it's terrible that a cafe that hasnt been open that long has been given such an ridiculous rating. It doesn't bode well for the future.
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    lexi22lexi22 Posts: 16,394
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    changa wrote: »
    You're one of the good guys lexi. A truly giving caring person. You probably love your family more than I could ever love mine or anyone else could ever love theirs. I am humbled.
    cazzz wrote: »
    hey, there is only room for 1 saint to be talked about on here:D you have a mountain of Everest proportions to even come close;)

    :D:D It's ok, I know my place. I'm just here to help in whatever small way I can...
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    cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    :D:D It's ok, I know my place. I'm just here to help in whatever small way I can...

    i feel like a laugh, might try and find that old thread, I know it was padlocked but maybe it didnt disappear....ah the good old days:)
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    millymilly Posts: 5,871
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    Kay2000 wrote: »
    Did'nt 20 other well established cafe's get the same rating
    Did they,didn't know about them:)
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    millymilly Posts: 5,871
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    Goldbear86 wrote: »
    I think it's terrible that a cafe that hasnt been open that long has been given such an ridiculous rating. It doesn't bode well for the future.
    Give him time,he's the andre,he'll soon have it sorted....lol
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    changachanga Posts: 11,421
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    milly wrote: »
    Did they,didn't know about them:)

    Yep, bottom twenty. And 220 other local cafes scored higher.

    Truly, The New Yuck Coffee Club.
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    lexi22 wrote: »
    :D:D It's ok, I know my place. I'm just here to help in whatever small way I can...

    He needs is own show to get him help to bring a 1 (eat at your own risk) to a 5 (safe). Oh the irony.
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    Goldbear86Goldbear86 Posts: 1,141
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    milly wrote: »
    Give him time,he's the andre,he'll soon have it sorted....lol

    I can't help but wonder If it feature on his show, everything else is!!
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    cazzzcazzz Posts: 12,218
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    goldiloks wrote: »
    He needs is own show to get him help to bring a 1 (eat at your own risk) to a 5 (safe). Oh the irony.

    in the next few weeks I expect every CAN client to be papped eating and drinking coffee at Cafe Andre. He will probably give an update in his column.
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    millymilly Posts: 5,871
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    changa wrote: »
    Yep, bottom twenty. And 220 other local cafes scored higher.

    Truly, The New Yuck Coffee Club.
    He'll sort it..he'll have 5 stars before we know it:)
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    changachanga Posts: 11,421
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    milly wrote: »
    He'll sort it..he'll have 5 stars before we know it:)

    Bu where will he find the time?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,020
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    changa wrote: »
    Bu where will he find the time?

    Don't worry he knows a couple of scrubbers.;):D
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    Azura's StarAzura's Star Posts: 3,190
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    milly wrote: »
    He'll sort it..he'll have 5 stars before we know it:)

    Yeah,maybe,if by "stars" you mean Amy the blow-up doll Childs,Kezza Katona,a Spice Girl's sister,Nicola footballer's wife and the "lovely" Claire:D
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    Goldbear86Goldbear86 Posts: 1,141
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    cazzz wrote: »
    in the next few weeks I expect every CAN client to be papped eating and drinking coffee at Cafe Andre. He will probably give an update in his column.

    And when they get mysteriously ill a few days later that will be glossed over! Although actually theres probably more mileage in that!!
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    millymilly Posts: 5,871
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    Goldbear86 wrote: »
    I can't help but wonder If it feature on his show, everything else is!!
    You'll have to stay tuned and find out...
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