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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 63
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    Lady Gaga - Alejandro

    Open lyrics are: "She's got both hands... In her pocket"
    What I thought" She's got mopeds... In a bucket"

    Listen to it and tell me that's not what she's saying!

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    Residents FanResidents Fan Posts: 9,204
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    Depeche Mode's "Barrel of a Gun". When he sings "A unbearable pain", I heard
    "The Father of All Pain" who sounds like a Clive Barker villain. ;)
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    SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    tortfeasor wrote: »
    Wamdue Project's 1999 hit and former UK #1 'King of My Castle'[...] always assumed they were:

    Must be the reason why I'm freeing my trestle.
    [...]However, the actual lyric is:

    Must be the reason why I'm freeing my trapped soul.

    I always heard as 'free in my trassle'. Until reading your post, I've long wondered what on earth a trassle is!
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    tortfeasortortfeasor Posts: 7,000
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    Thanks for making me spit coffee all over my screen in laughter!

    Ah, don't mention it! Sorry if the laughter induced coffee spitting caused any inconvenience! Silly lyrics but an otherwise good song.

    SuperAPJ wrote: »
    I always heard as 'free in my trassle'. Until reading your post, I've long wondered what on earth a trassle is!

    I know what you mean! I thought the singer was on about 'trestles' as in a structural part of the castle or even a bridge leading to the said castle ever since I'd heard the song for the second or third time. As you probably gathered from my original post on those lyrics, it wasn't until I saw this thread on DS that I actually bothered to check the lyrics; deep down I was sure I'd misheard them for years.
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    brymbo76brymbo76 Posts: 216
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    Whenever I hear songs playing on the radio over a poor sound quality factory PA system, there's always some lyrics in some songs I can't quite make out.
    Here's an example:
    Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer
    The line "Lift your hands and voices" sounds like "Put your hands in mustard"!!!
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    19921992 Posts: 4,677
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    Dont know if this has been posted but ever since some1 pointed this out I cant help but hear it every time I hear the song lol :D

    In DNA when Jade sings If I cant feel him in my veins. Sounds like I fu**ing feel him in my veins.

    :D
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    unclekevounclekevo Posts: 20,749
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    Back To Black - Amy Winehouse

    Misheard: He left no time to eat grass, a heart attack.
    Actual Lyric: He left no time to regret, kept his d**k wet.

    Gypsies Tramps And Thieves - Cher
    Misheard: Pygmies, Tramps and Things.
    Actual Lyrics: Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves
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    Daisy BennybootsDaisy Bennyboots Posts: 18,375
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    My niece thinks the Bond theme lyrics are: 'Let the skyfall, lemon crumble"
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    CollieWobblesCollieWobbles Posts: 27,290
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    Feed the world -"and there won't be snow and advoka this Christmas time"

    City on rock and roll "They built this city on the wrong damn road"

    Love is all around us - "I feel it in my thingies I feel it in my toes"

    We wish you a merry Christmas - " now bring us some friggin pudding"

    :o:o:o

    EDIT, just remembered that god awful new song, which when I first heard thought was "gangbang style":o:eek:
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    09beyoncefan09beyoncefan Posts: 2,831
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    I thought for absolutely ages that Olly Murs sang 'trouble troublemaker yeah that charming old name' rather than 'that's your middle name' :o
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 201
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    'Shamu, the mysterious whale.' - U2, Mysterious Ways
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,086
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    Mariah Carey - It's Like That

    Real Lyric - 'While the DJ keeps on spinnin' the cut'
    What I thought I heard - 'While the DJ keeps on spinnin' the c*nt'
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    jackoljackol Posts: 7,887
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    Thanks for making me spit coffee all over my screen in laughter!

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    No you didnt
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    MaksonMakson Posts: 30,513
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    "you're lost in conversation and useless at scrabble"
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    DANCE OF DEATHDANCE OF DEATH Posts: 4,781
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    When I hear Adele's Skyfall

    I keep hearing - When the Skyfall Apple Crumbles.

    It should be - Let the sky fall When it crumbles
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    the one i alwyas laugh at is Kylie's Slow

    i think she sings

    No beer tonight, so i put my best dress on

    infact its

    Knew you'd be here tonight So I put my best dress on lol
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    Leona Lewis - Don't Let Me Down

    Actual Lyrics: "Fork in the road..."
    Misheard : "F*cking around..."

    http://youtu.be/jkNzKFPTPbo?t=13s
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    RuinedGirlRuinedGirl Posts: 918
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    Rockin' around the Christmas tree: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnIqLlBwzrc

    Misheard lyric: Later we'll have some f***ing pie :eek:
    Actual lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie :o
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    misslibertinemisslibertine Posts: 14,306
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    RuinedGirl wrote: »
    Rockin' around the Christmas tree: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnIqLlBwzrc

    Misheard lyric: Later we'll have some f***ing pie :eek:
    Actual lyric: Later we'll have some pumpkin pie :o

    When I was little I used to think the line "you will get a sentimental feeling when you hear..." from the same song was "you will get a sense of mental feeling" :o
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    SuperAPJSuperAPJ Posts: 10,402
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    I was reminded of one when I heard Deep Blue Something's "Breakfast At Tiffany's" again the other day.

    Real lyric in the chorus: "we both kinda liked it"

    It wasn't until I looked up the lyrics some time ago that I learned that he wasn't singing "we're both kinda high, dear"!

    I've never understood why the film is mentioned in the song so I thought that misheard line explained the randomness! Well, I prefer my version!
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    HotelierHotelier Posts: 13,100
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    Chuck Berry 'No particular place to go"

    For ages I thought the lyric was
    "All the way home I held her crutch"
    "But the safety belt it wouldnt budge"

    In fact it's "All the way home I held a grudge"
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    CollieWobblesCollieWobbles Posts: 27,290
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    Makson wrote: »
    "you're lost in conversation and useless at scrabble"

    Those are right:) From Kylie's Your Disco Needs You.
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    Causing A Commotion - Madonna

    Misheard: We've got to get away, we're causing a commotion
    Actual: If we got together, we'd be causing a commotion
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    ashtray88ashtray88 Posts: 1,531
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    Scandalous-Mis-Teeq

    Misheard: So show me that you're gay!
    Actual: So show me that you're game!
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    oscar1oscar1 Posts: 5,082
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    Desmond Dekker -- Israelites.
    Actual --"Get up in the morning, slaving for bread, sir,
    so that every mouth can be fed.
    Poor me, the Israelite"

    Misheard -- "Get up in the morning ,BAKED BEANS FOR BREAKFAST, OH OH MY EARS ARE ALIGHT " !!

    Don't ask why !!
    Regards
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