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Size does not matter!

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    Glitterbug13Glitterbug13 Posts: 323
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    Lol! Maybe... :p
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,923
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    I'd sooner have a big vagina
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    ilovewallanderilovewallander Posts: 42,310
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    I always wipe my knob on the curtain when i finish as it keeps them moaning for hours

    Is it a net curtain? :D
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    Zizu58Zizu58 Posts: 3,658
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    so would blondes with big tits

    .... and slim hips. :)
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    ilovewallanderilovewallander Posts: 42,310
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    It has to be big enough to draw a good picture on with a felt tip pen.

    Or write a very long word on. What's that long word: floccinockinihilipilification(sp?) I'll have to look it up:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    Or write a very long word on. What's that long word: floccinockinihilipilification(sp?) I'll have to look it up:D
    That means worthless, that is cruel. :(
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    MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    Or write a very long word on. What's that long word: floccinockinihilipilification(sp?) I'll have to look it up:D

    You heard about the welshman with 'welcome to Llanfairpwllgwyngyll' written on his then?
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    annette kurtenannette kurten Posts: 39,543
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    Is it a net curtain? :D

    OY!!!!
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    ilovewallanderilovewallander Posts: 42,310
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    MAW wrote: »
    You heard about the welshman with 'welcome to Llanfairpwllgwyngyll' written on his then?

    That would be hard to beat:D
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    ilovewallanderilovewallander Posts: 42,310
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    OY!!!!

    Oh hello Mrs Kurten :o:)
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    ilovewallanderilovewallander Posts: 42,310
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    That means worthless, that is cruel. :(

    Oops I don't suppose that will do the gentlemen's confidence any good :D
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    carey579carey579 Posts: 217
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    I think that was more to do with the Greek model of physical beauty in men.

    It is true some of the Greek models were well endowed but they were mostly small and uncut.

    I think this obsession with penis size is just a recent phenomenon. What poetry or art have been created for a good looking penis?

    Also, it must only be humans to whom the penis is a big deal. No animal mates with males according to their penis size :confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    carey579 wrote: »
    I think this obsession with penis size is just a recent phenomenon. What poetry or art have been created for a good looking penis?

    Also, it must only be humans to whom the penis is a big deal. No animal mates with males according to their penis size :confused:

    More to do with the internet and porn.

    I was in the RN and saw many naked men but always flacid. I have no idea what they were like erect and porn wasn't freely available in the 60's.

    My wife claims i'm big and it hurts sometimes and i'm classed as average according to reports I have read.
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    TheMunchTheMunch Posts: 9,024
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    carey579 wrote: »
    Who cares what size Matt Bomer is, he's already hot!

    Given the context of this thread, that's an unfortunate surname. :p

    Luckily his first name isn't Max, otherwise his surname would be a spelling mistake away from being funny. Sounds like a Bart Simpson prank call.
    tothegrand wrote: »
    There is always someone worse off than you.

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    priscillapriscilla Posts: 34,370
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    I want big boobs, the only part of my body I like is my bum. So for me in terms of boob size it does matter, I really hate it.
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    LaceyLouelle3LaceyLouelle3 Posts: 9,682
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    Too big and the whole thing is uncomfortable. Average with a decent thickness is best.
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    copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    Too big and the whole thing is uncomfortable. Average with a decent thickness is best.

    I suffer from both problems...not very long and a bit on the thin side.......bit like those fun-size bananas. :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,095
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    carey579 wrote: »
    In terms of sexual attractiveness, I don't think penis size matters at all. Like when you walk down the street you judge men's looks based on their face and body not their penis. Unless you've reached the bedroom, the penis could as well be non existent. Who cares what size Matt Bomer is, he's already hot!
    Penis size does matter.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 11,133
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    Its not the size of the wand , its the magic that's in it :)
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    klendathu wrote: »
    Its not the size of the wand , its the magic that's in it :)

    If the wand is 2 inches, there's no room for magic.
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    sarahj1986sarahj1986 Posts: 11,305
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    Size is important to a certain extent. But it's how you use it that's important and a massive dick can be incredibly painful, I had sex with somebody who was well over average and it hurt and I did bleed for white a while after even with foreplay. I'd much rather have an average size dick and enjoy it than a large one and it hurt me
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    copthis1copthis1 Posts: 910
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    sarahj1986 wrote: »
    Size is important to a certain extent. But it's how you use it that's important and a massive dick can be incredibly painful, I had sex with somebody who was well over average and it hurt and I did bleed for white a while after even with foreplay. I'd much rather have an average size dick and enjoy it than a large one and it hurt me

    Gone right off my jumbo sausage in a roll.
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    ArtymagsArtymags Posts: 18,136
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    I always find that it is the motion of the ocean that is important, not the size of the boat.
    But it's no good if it's so small you can't tell if it's actually in the harbour yet.
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    Artymags wrote: »
    But it's no good if it's so small you can't tell if it's actually in the harbour yet.

    lol :D:D
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    ArtymagsArtymags Posts: 18,136
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    carey579 wrote: »
    I don't know what gives men confidence, I'm just saying to be attractive a man does not need a huge penis. In ancient Greece/Rome where the male form was celebrated, a large penis was actually seen as unattractive. Who cares if Borat is hung like a horse? :rolleyes:

    Michelangelo's David (arguably the perfect male specimen) does not have a big one :)

    Well I am going to argue about Michelangelo's David being the perfect male specimen.
    There are a lot of peculiar things size-wise about that statue.
    His dick is too small and have you ever noticed the size of his hands ????? They are absolutely HUGE. About twice the size of normal ones.in proportion to the rest of his body.
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