Mine too. Had to watch it back before I realised it wasn't actually choreographed. What a pro. Mind you, I had to watch Jake and Janette back before I realised it was actually choreographed. Then I went for counselling.
Just rewind to Pasha and the hat, it will sort out all ills:D
Lol! You had better read his Twitter feed then, he is already doing his sales pitch to get to the final. Apparently he is going to work every hour this week on his dance:D
Of course, I had to go off to Twitter to have a look. Bleuuuurrrrghhh.
First of all, I don't want to see a picture of him in his underpants, even if they are Armani. He doesn't model for them. Armani uses the likes of Beckham, Ronaldo and Nadal to show off its wares.
Secondly, I have been exposed to a torrent of smarmy tweets.
Week to ensure I perform amazingly for you all. Let's get the under dog to the final !! Hat a dream !!
Slowely but very surely Kevin is putting me right of watching my favourite show . Last night took the bloody biscuit with his hysertical jive . No concern at all for Frankie having to cope with it
Just look at me , me, me , me me me me me me me meeeeee
*wanders in, mutters quietly* I'd really like Simon and Kristina to win, he's got really good (and isn't MDF or TTF, which are both big plus points) and her routines have been really good, and generally much less desperate, plus I think she'll explode in excitement *hands in DOT badge and backs out of thread*
I wouldn't feel robbed if Simon and Kristina won. Simon has grown on me esp. since he wisely got shot of that silly gorilla crest hairstyle, and I'd be pleased for Kristina. I think she's hardworking and genuine.
I wouldn't feel robbed if Simon and Kristina won. Simon has grown on me esp. since he wisely got shot of that silly gorilla crest hairstyle, and I'd be pleased for Kristina. I think she's hardworking and genuine.
It's funny - I wouldn't mind Frankie winning because I don't want to penalise her for her pro partner but on the other hand, I'd rather Jake not win because of the message it would send out about the calibre of the pros used which I know is unfair.
But it's either Simon or Caroline all the way for me - and they do seem to have the most equal partnerships of the celebs left.
I'm rooting for Caroline but I'm not sure they'll let her win because of the Dancing on Wheels thing. I like Jake as much as I dislike Janette and what she's done with him so that's a tricky one.
Without a doubt worst win all round would be Mark.
Unpleasant personality, not really that good a dancer, and I really dislike most of what Karen has choreographed. Not to mention her goat wrangling legs which I now find draw my eye all the time.
Anyone else winning I could live with, I would rather Frankie didn't win as I think the whole Clifton thing would be unbearable next year
Without a doubt worst win all round would be Mark.
Unpleasant personality, not really that good a dancer, and I really dislike most of what Karen has choreographed. Not to mention her goat wrangling legs which I now find draw my eye all the time.
Anyone else winning I could live with, I would rather Frankie didn't win as I think the whole Clifton thing would be unbearable next year
But wouldn't that mean a guaranteed duffer? Runner up and winner in 2 years and then another contender would make it look like James Jordan has a point :D. Also, a thought to snuggle with - no pro has won twice so at least it would get it out the way ;-)
But wouldn't that mean a guaranteed duffer? Runner up and winner in 2 years and then another contender would make it look like James Jordan has a point :D. Also, a thought to snuggle with - no pro has won twice so at least it would get it out the way ;-)
But there have been a few pros that have never won and eventually buggered off. I would quite like him to fall into that category.
But there have been a few pros that have never won and eventually buggered off. I would quite like him to fall into that category.
I get the impression he will be harder to shift than Anton ;-). If he's gonna win, might as well get it over with so he can take up the steering the duffer around duties.
I like the way Simon's contribution to baby/nan/mum wars is a very normal-looking teenage daughter who's clearly teetering between pride and embarrassment and a very non-showbiz mum who's just glad he's got a steady job
The bit I specially unappreciated in the Zorba tango was the bit at the beginning where Jake was shouting GERTCHA! or whatever it was, while Janette went round the tables doing an impersonation of Angie Watts.
I like the way Simon's contribution to baby/nan/mum wars is a very normal-looking teenage daughter who's clearly teetering between pride and embarrassment and a very non-showbiz mum who's just glad he's got a steady job
The bit I specially unappreciated in the Zorba tango was the bit at the beginning where Jake was shouting GERTCHA! or whatever it was, while Janette went round the tables doing an impersonation of Angie Watts.
Was she collecting the empty glasses or drinking vodka?
I'm sorry, and you can unappreciate the question if it's been asked a million times before, but what do MDF annd TTF stand for? I can work out who, but not the meaning.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, and you can unappreciate the question if it's been asked a million times before, but what do MDF annd TTF stand for? I can work out who, but not the meaning.
Thanks.
I'm sorry, and you can unappreciate the question if it's been asked a million times before, but what do MDF annd TTF stand for? I can work out who, but not the meaning.
Thanks.
Tiny Tree Frog - so named for Kevin jumping across the floor like a frog across lilypads in one of his dances last year.
MDF - Mark as (we consider him) he's as fake and polished like the material.
TTF from last year tiny tree frog, from leaping over the lily pads is Kevin , can also at times be KFG Kevin From Grimsby
MDF Mark does fake from a rather wooden and fake performance.
The Grims include JFG or FFG joanne from Grimsby or female from Grimsby and Karen otherwise the goat wrangler due to the unfortunate things she does with her legs.
I think that is everyone currently 😃
Oops slow typer I see everyone else got in first
Completely unappreciating that if it wasn't for the bloody Waltzathon all the celeb finalists could get to the final having done all 14 styles of dance. As a viewer that would be far more satisfying.
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Just rewind to Pasha and the hat, it will sort out all ills:D
Of course, I had to go off to Twitter to have a look. Bleuuuurrrrghhh.
First of all, I don't want to see a picture of him in his underpants, even if they are Armani. He doesn't model for them. Armani uses the likes of Beckham, Ronaldo and Nadal to show off its wares.
Secondly, I have been exposed to a torrent of smarmy tweets.
*Reaches for the Motilium.*
Just look at me , me, me , me me me me me me me meeeeee
I liked his little tassel swinging head move when they were called safe
I wouldn't feel robbed if Simon and Kristina won. Simon has grown on me esp. since he wisely got shot of that silly gorilla crest hairstyle, and I'd be pleased for Kristina. I think she's hardworking and genuine.
It's funny - I wouldn't mind Frankie winning because I don't want to penalise her for her pro partner but on the other hand, I'd rather Jake not win because of the message it would send out about the calibre of the pros used which I know is unfair.
But it's either Simon or Caroline all the way for me - and they do seem to have the most equal partnerships of the celebs left.
Unpleasant personality, not really that good a dancer, and I really dislike most of what Karen has choreographed. Not to mention her goat wrangling legs which I now find draw my eye all the time.
Anyone else winning I could live with, I would rather Frankie didn't win as I think the whole Clifton thing would be unbearable next year
But wouldn't that mean a guaranteed duffer? Runner up and winner in 2 years and then another contender would make it look like James Jordan has a point
But there have been a few pros that have never won and eventually buggered off. I would quite like him to fall into that category.
I get the impression he will be harder to shift than Anton ;-). If he's gonna win, might as well get it over with so he can take up the steering the duffer around duties.
Mark Wright @MarkWright_ · 2h 2 hours ago
Once again reading your tweets I want to say thankyou thankyou thankyou for all your amazing words. It feels so humbling to have you all x
It's Uriah Heep, Shamela Stephenson and Lina Lamont all combined. He truly is a class act in utter shamelessness. In many ways it's quite impressive.
The bit I specially unappreciated in the Zorba tango was the bit at the beginning where Jake was shouting GERTCHA! or whatever it was, while Janette went round the tables doing an impersonation of Angie Watts.
Was she collecting the empty glasses or drinking vodka?
Thanks.
He's "had" rather a few by all accounts ^_^
Mark Does Fake
Tiny Tree Frog
Tiny Tree Frog - so named for Kevin jumping across the floor like a frog across lilypads in one of his dances last year.
MDF - Mark as (we consider him) he's as fake and polished like the material.
Thank you, I particularly enjoy the TTF
MDF Mark does fake from a rather wooden and fake performance.
The Grims include JFG or FFG joanne from Grimsby or female from Grimsby and Karen otherwise the goat wrangler due to the unfortunate things she does with her legs.
I think that is everyone currently 😃
Oops slow typer I see everyone else got in first