Andrex - "As clean as rain drops" "as clean as yotto???!!!" What?? Then at the end the kid says "as clean as gold pants" but it sounds like he says god pants and then he does a very annoying giggle.
Dyson - "Do you remember...?" Pretentious crap!!!
Hive - and their even longer jingle!!
Warburtons - "Dear Jonathan Warburtons..." Idiotic sandwich man in the office where women can't get enough of him.
It's actually Galaxy and yes it REALLY needs replacing. Also the woman/ computer drone is a criminal for stealing hats!
That demonstrates how ineffective some of these ads are. Several times I've only learnt what a given ad was advertising after seeing it described in this thread, due to the fact that I mentally recoil whenever it comes on screen.
Probably because royal mail are offering a shoddy service these days and with so many alternatives to most of there services out there people are starting to wise up
The dreadful Safestyle Windows is back with the shouty man, "Yer Buy one yer get on free" I still feel that he is the boss of the company who thought, I'm not paying any poncy actors to do the ad, I'll do it myself.":D
Just wish this advert would piss off already. It's put my off Kylie big time too....can't bear to listen to any of her songs any more. The same happened when Take That used their Shine song for Morrisons.
One advert that pisses me off even worse than the Go Compare man is that bloody Nescaffe advert.
Do they not understand how irritating it is that bloody whistling and the mother who just gets in your way as your trying to come down the stairs (Push her down them) or tries to wake the daughter up by banging two saucepans together. I guess shes lucky the daughter doesnt just clout her with one of them.
The dreadful Safestyle Windows is back with the shouty man, "Yer bahhh one yer ge' wohn fray". I still feel that he is the boss of the company who thought, I'm not paying any poncy actors to do the ad, I'll do it myself."
Just how many years has that advert been on now? I seem to remember it being around 2002 when it first appeared, maybe give or take a year. Too bloody long, anyway
Ronnie Corbett and that awful "Wiltshire Farm Foods" advert is constantly on throughout the day brainwashing elderly people to buy their awful products! I'm not elderly - but I have been given samples from a neighbour - they are terrible!! 'formed-meat' and goodness knows what goes into the rest - and they wouldn't feed a cat! (a cat would turn away, believe me!). The amount they charge is why they can afford to advertise so many times throughout the day to catch elderly people!!
OK: you can micro-wave them within 9 minutes - but there's not much there! And it's yukky!! :o:o
I do wish they wouldn't keep repeating the line 'Type 2 diabetes' in the Channel 4 advert for the film 'Cuban Fury'. It is like repeating 'DON'T FORGET YOU ARE ILL' to people who already have 'T2 diabetes'.
Just how many years has that advert been on now? I seem to remember it being around 2002 when it first appeared, maybe give or take a year. Too bloody long, anyway
Ha! The people in the advert probably see this and think 'God I've aged!'
Ronnie Corbett and that awful "Wiltshire Farm Foods" advert is constantly on throughout the day brainwashing elderly people to buy their awful products! I'm not elderly - but I have been given samples from a neighbour - they are terrible!! 'formed-meat' and goodness knows what goes into the rest - and they wouldn't feed a cat! (a cat would turn away, believe me!). The amount they charge is why they can afford to advertise so many times throughout the day to catch elderly people!!
OK: you can micro-wave them within 9 minutes - but there's not much there! And it's yukky!! :o:o
Suprised they allow this type of sexism in a advert. Oh yeah its allowed to because its against men.
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Dyson - "Do you remember...?" Pretentious crap!!!
Hive - and their even longer jingle!!
Warburtons - "Dear Jonathan Warburtons..." Idiotic sandwich man in the office where women can't get enough of him.
An ad warning children and parents about online predators.
I think it was one of those government ads they release designed to shock you
Probably because royal mail are offering a shoddy service these days and with so many alternatives to most of there services out there people are starting to wise up
The iceland peter andre advert
http://vsl.co.at/en/Voices_Complete/Vienna_Whistler
Just wish this advert would piss off already. It's put my off Kylie big time too....can't bear to listen to any of her songs any more. The same happened when Take That used their Shine song for Morrisons.
She looks like an ancient Louise from Eternal!.
Facebook 'friends' advert overlong and sanctimonious.
Do they not understand how irritating it is that bloody whistling and the mother who just gets in your way as your trying to come down the stairs (Push her down them) or tries to wake the daughter up by banging two saucepans together. I guess shes lucky the daughter doesnt just clout her with one of them.
"We sell these dishwasher tablets for £8, like Tesco. Unlike Tesco, we used to charge £12 to their £16."
Erm...so Tesco's deal is better then? Is this what you're advertising, Sainsburys?
I thought that too...don't want to be mean, but those Seven Seas tablets don't seem to be doing her much good!
OK: you can micro-wave them within 9 minutes - but there's not much there! And it's yukky!!
Ha! The people in the advert probably see this and think 'God I've aged!'
Glad I'm not the only one who finds this the most nauseating ad on TV at the moment.
"I was in Ibiza the other week, and I was dancing"
Suprised they allow this type of sexism in a advert. Oh yeah its allowed to because its against men.