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Do any of you buy kinky toys?

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    NoseyLouieNoseyLouie Posts: 5,651
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    i did once purchase a butt plug with a watch on it

    Meh I suppose they had to get rid of those surplus pedometer things..did it have an alarm function after so many 'steps' or the brucie bonus some may say..ooh matron an aw that..'boom tish'. :D:D Yeah I try too hard..sos :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    I see this is the Friday sex thread and now I dont have any

    The words "pulling at the weekend" seem to have taken on a different meaning since my day.
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    NoseyLouieNoseyLouie Posts: 5,651
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    The words "pulling at the weekend" seem to have taken on a different meaning since my day.

    :D:D Oh aye for sure...its all online now it seems..I am old and just here for the :D Meh..etc..meh..Yes next time I have a babysitter or my ex has the kids I will be off like a shot outside to a gig or somewhere..:)
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    EStaffs90EStaffs90 Posts: 13,722
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    Q - Does a sex addict buy kinky toys?
    A - Of course I do. :)
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    EStaffs90 wrote: »
    Q - Does a sex addict buy kinky toys?
    A - Of course I do. :)

    Give me a shout next time you're in the Liverpool area and I'll show you the sights!
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    EStaffs90 wrote: »
    Q - Does a sex addict buy kinky toys?
    A - Of course I do. :)

    If only sex addicts buy sex toys then the majority of the population must be addicts...I certainly am!!!!
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    rfonzorfonzo Posts: 11,772
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    Yeah, never been to a party like that though, I just normally order from lovehoney.

    I have heard that they are quite good there and their customer service is very good as they do not prejudge people.
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    Sweet_PrincessSweet_Princess Posts: 11,038
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    The words "pulling at the weekend" seem to have taken on a different meaning since my day.

    Are you pulling tonight though?
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,922
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    What's the watch for?

    to know what time it was
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    Summer BreezeSummer Breeze Posts: 4,399
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    Arcana wrote: »
    Prefer dinky toys.

    That made me laugh :D

    ..........................

    Not many sex toys are 'dinky' though ;-)
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    to know what time it was

    Blimy Billy. You must be very supple if you can read the time on it when you've got it in!!!
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    hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    Billy is very mobile. He does the Davina McCall yoga don't you Billy. He can scratch his head using his toes.
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    gregrichardsgregrichards Posts: 4,913
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    I thought this stuff went out of fashion years ago but a friend of mine is hosting one of these parties for women where they sell the underwear and the toys for the bedroom, body chocolate and stuff like that. I did notice one of those fleshlights a few years back and was going to get one. I didnt know if you could somehow clamp it to a table, maybe my computer desk and that way I could stand up and use it and get it at the right height for me. That way I can gyrate into it and watch the screen at the same time. Im single so i have no use for all the other toys at the moment.

    Yes you can get a suction cup accessory and secure it to a flat surface. Fleshlights are great but annoying to clean if you don't live alone you can't leave it sitting out to air dry.
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    sarahj1986sarahj1986 Posts: 11,305
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    I've been to a couple of Ann Summers parties and indeed their shops but I find their range not only quite limited but also a lot more expensive than other online shops. In their shops I find the staff a little patronising, I just want to peruse the sex toys in peace, if I need any assistance I'll ask for it. I hate them thinking I don't know what I'm after when I do.

    As for own collection, yes me and my boyfriend have a wide range of toys we like using.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    Yes you can get a suction cup accessory and secure it to a flat surface. Fleshlights are great but annoying to clean if you don't live alone you can't leave it sitting out to air dry.

    And if you do leave a dildo to air dry on a ledge, you get funny looks from the window cleaner when he knocks for his money. :blush:
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    Empty Pringles tube and some microwaved tripe.

    A smarties tube would do it for me.. :(
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    hazydayzhazydayz Posts: 6,909
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    Yes you can get a suction cup accessory and secure it to a flat surface. Fleshlights are great but annoying to clean if you don't live alone you can't leave it sitting out to air dry.

    Do you have one attached to a surface? Do you wave your hands in the air while you thrust lol.
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    Safi74Safi74 Posts: 5,580
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    Billy is very mobile. He does the Davina McCall yoga don't you Billy. He can scratch his head using his toes.

    I should've known!
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    gregrichardsgregrichards Posts: 4,913
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    Do you have one attached to a surface? Do you wave your hands in the air while you thrust lol.

    No I don't have the suction cup but I know you can get one from the website.
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    pope_tartpope_tart Posts: 3,801
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    Will_Bee wrote: »
    I bought a vibrator from the pound shop. They called it a "personal massager" and it came with batteries.

    It worked ok and was good for the price, now its in a drawer somewhere.

    I bought one of those....unfortunately it made my flatmates' tellys go funny every time I used it :(
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 567
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    hazydayz wrote: »
    Do you have one attached to a surface? Do you wave your hands in the air while you thrust lol.

    Handsfree is great for when you want to combine a bit of a boing with doing the ironing
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    riverside 57riverside 57 Posts: 14,380
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    Yes you can get a suction cup accessory and secure it to a flat surface. Fleshlights are great but annoying to clean if you don't live alone you can't leave it sitting out to air dry.

    I must admit I have occasionally wondered how the heck one of those can be cleaned. I can't help thinking they would get a bit whiffy after a few uses :p
    pope_tart wrote: »
    I bought one of those....unfortunately it made my flatmates' tellys go funny every time I used it :(

    :D:D:D This actually made me laugh!
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    BastardBeaverBastardBeaver Posts: 11,903
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    I'm quite open, sexually... But I have no ****ing idea what a fleshlight is???
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    Si_CreweSi_Crewe Posts: 40,202
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    To digress slightly, it always amazes me what poor-quality tat is sold by outfits like Anne Summers.

    Missus goes to the parties once in a while and it's all plastic handcuffs for £15 and sexy-nurse outfits for £45 when, if you really wanted to get into that stuff, you could get much better quality or much better prices by shopping on-line.

    She once bought a "corset" from an Anne Summers party with the idea that it'd work as part of a fancy-dress costume.
    Cost £60-odd and turned out to be flimsy, fragile, tat which fell to bits the first time she tried it on.
    Got on Etsy and found "proper", high-quality, corsets available for around £50.
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    Guts and GloryGuts and Glory Posts: 1,739
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    I'm quite open, sexually... But I have no ****ing idea what a fleshlight is???

    Nor did I until 10 seconds ago. Google will solve that mystery for you, although it's a pretty weird invention (the fleshlight, not Google).
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