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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    *saunters in casually* Morning all :D
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    *saunters in casually* Morning all :D

    And wot time of the morning to you call this Englandshire rools? >:(>:(>:( (see back)
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,360
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    chinchin wrote: »
    And wot time of the morning to you call this Englandshire rools? >:(>:(>:( (see back)

    *titters* ^_^
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    The_Sleeper wrote: »
    it didn't take long to warm up mind you !

    Oh I'm gutted, I've just heard Zayn Malik wants out of 1D
    I'm sure he won't be sobbing into his cold porridge this morning. More likely he'll be working out his share of the £52billion these kids are worth!
    EddyBee wrote: »
    I'm sorry but I'm determined to reach out to you. I just can't sit back.

    Out with anger, in with calm ... I want you to chant that half a dozen times first thing in the morning and last thing in the evening before bashing a saucepan hard on your head at least a dozen times. Trust me, it will make you feel better and calm you down. ;-)

    Once you come to your senses you might wish to reconsider my offer and appoint me as your management consultant on the terms outlined earlier. (I've kept my fees as low as possible ... 'mates rates, as they say'.

    PS - I've left a bottle of camomile oil behind the bar. A few drops on your pillow each evening will do you no end of good. It's expensive but you're worth it. I'll just take a bottle of your best Scotch in payment. No need to thank me.
    Bugger off with yer chanting malarky..........I'm more likely to bash you over the head with a saucepan, whilst chanting, ''if yer happy & you know it bash EddyB''.......ommmmmmmmmm.............

    MATES RATES! I think you've been chantin' so much it's addled yer brain!

    You can stick yer camomile oil where the sun don't shine, & you can cough up the money for the bottle of whiskey you STOLE! >:(
    EddyBee wrote: »
    Good evening all. Hope everyone has had a good day.



    *Grabs bottle of Scotch from behind bar and adjourns to the Snug.*
    >:(
    EddyBee wrote: »
    Here's £20 for you. You'll be sorry when SR makes me management.



    Right, I'm going to remove you from my Christmas card list.
    Hell will freeze over before that happens!
    chinchin wrote: »
    According to this I am from East Scotland:

    Can we guess which part of Britain you're from?

    http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/can-we-guess-which-part-of-britain-youre-from--eJcjWUGv0g
    twassington wrote: »
    I am also from Scotland!! What's that aboot??
    Muhahahahahaha, we're gonna take over the world!
    chinchin wrote: »
    I reckon that Sr is from Englandshire!!!!
    >:(>:(
    twassington wrote: »
    What's more, I think she must be from.............................
    MILTON KEYNES
    >:(
    chinchin wrote: »
    And wot time of the morning to you call this Englandshire rools? (see back)
    >:(>:(
    *bashes chin over the head with a saucepan* How very dare you! I have never been so insulted!
    twassington wrote: »
    *titters*
    >:(>:(
    *bashes twass over the head with a saucepan* & you can shurrup!
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,360
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    *watches SR mindlessly bashing her Ken and Barbie dolls* They're a strange lot, these Milton Keynes folks!! :p
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    twassington wrote: »
    *watches SR mindlessly bashing her Ken and Barbie dolls* They're a strange lot, these Milton Keynes folks!! :p


    :cool: *Nods sagely in agreement*
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    twassington wrote: »
    *watches SR mindlessly bashing her Ken and Barbie dolls* They're a strange lot, these Milton Keynes folks!! :p

    Stoooopid person.........yer in the wrong thread! *hauls twass off to the shoogly nail* you can dangle there & think about what you've done & said! :p
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    chinchin wrote: »
    :cool: *Nods sagely in agreement*

    >:(>:(
    *kicks chin's lardy arse down to the cellar* Go & do some work, Parton & Gorbals need sorted out!
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Stoooopid person.........yer in the wrong thread! *hauls twass off to the shoogly nail* you can dangle there & think about what you've done & said! :p

    It was only a bit of cross thread humour, lighten up! :p:p:p:p

    Mind you, I'd be a grumpy mare as well if I came from Milton Keynes :o:o:D:D
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    Poor, poor chin :cry:*slopes off to do chores*

    Byeeeeeeee peeps. :) Have a good day.
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,360
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    Tata chin :)
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    twassington wrote: »
    It was only a bit of cross thread humour, lighten up! :p:p:p

    Mind you, I'd be a grumpy mare as well if I came from Milton Keynes :o:o:D
    Indeed so.......however as it doesn't apply or concern me yer still on the shoogly nail! :p
    chinchin wrote: »
    Poor, poor chin :cry:*slopes off to do chores*

    Byeeeeeeee peeps. :) Have a good day.
    *tuts* Not before time you rolled yer sleeves up & got on with yer work!

    Byeeeeee, have a good one too. :D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,360
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    *dangles while reading Game of Thrones on Kindle* :)
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    twassington wrote: »
    *dangles while reading Game of Thrones on Kindle* :)

    *tuts loudly* ROLLEYES
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    EddyBeeEddyBee Posts: 45,619
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    twassington wrote: »
    *dangles while reading Game of Thrones on Kindle* :)

    Good morning.

    :D
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    farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Afternoon :-D

    Cold & wet, brrr.
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,360
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    It's brightened right up down south! Sun and temps in double figures :cool: Perfick! :)
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    chinchinchinchin Posts: 125,854
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    Please sign this petition and share widely peeps:

    http://www.fairtrade.org.uk/en/get-involved/current-campaigns/sugar-crash
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    Afternoon all :D *slaps twass across the legs* :p
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Afternoon all :D *slaps twass across the legs* :p

    Did you sign? >:(:p
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Afternoon all :D *slaps twass across the legs* :p

    *kicks SR in the head* :p

    Afternoon peeps!!!! :D:D
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    chinchin wrote: »
    Did you sign? >:(:p
    >:(>:(
    I hadn't realised it was compulsory!
    of course I bloody signed :p
    twassington wrote: »
    *kicks SR in the head* :p

    Afternoon peeps!!!! :D:D
    *attaches gaffer tape to twass's hairy legs & yanks it off quickly* :D
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    twassingtontwassington Posts: 163,360
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    HAH! I shaved my legs yesterday so good luck with that Englishers rool! :p:p:p:p
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    Scots roolScots rool Posts: 276,891
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    twassington wrote: »
    HAH! I shaved my legs yesterday so good luck with that Englishers rool! :p:p:p:p
    Looks like you missed some......*yanks out stray hairs with tweezers* :D
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    Scots rool wrote: »
    Looks like you missed some......*yanks out stray hairs with tweezers* :D

    :eek:>:(>:(

    *swipes tweezers and yanks hairs out of SR's nostrils    *
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