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Can't Touch This -BBC1 Saturday 6.10pm

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    testcardtestcard Posts: 8,202
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    Verence wrote: »
    He's the leader of Diversity, a dance troupe who won Britains Got Talent in 2009
    Got it - thanks. I've seen them live. They were pretty good.
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    pussyfootpussyfoot Posts: 740
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    Awful...and i usually love the Banjo :cool: The other side (ant & dec) is just as cheesily bad!
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    horwichallstarshorwichallstars Posts: 16,514
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    From my understanding ... Total Wipeout (like the voice), was a bought in format ... As we all know, the direction the BBC is being sent in is to not enter into high value contracts for externally produced formats / shows (which is why The Voice is off to ITV). This show is basically a fairly cheap to make show, with no massive prizes, which should tick all John Whittingdales boxes. I don't mind it myself ... Harmless enough
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    goldenballs147goldenballs147 Posts: 2
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    The commentary by Sue is atrociously bad. It's not funny or witty.

    The show would be semi-tolerable without it.
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    Anya DAnya D Posts: 14,945
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    Hmmm, taking nothing away from Lewis, but touching the car didn't seem that difficult.
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    kelvokelvo Posts: 3,450
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    has it finished yet?

    Take the best bits of Total Wipe Out and Ninja Warriors and then remove the audience? No tension or drama at all.

    Who thought this was a good idea? Really, really needs a studio audience to give it some OOOMPH. Sue Perkins' commentary is also the audio equivalent of mogadon.

    4/10 must try harder.
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    2shy20072shy2007 Posts: 52,579
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    What the hell did I just watch?? why the stupid repeated slo mo bits? terrible.
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    Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,923
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    this makes don't scare the hare good
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    Slow_LorisSlow_Loris Posts: 24,905
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    I quite enjoyed it but the first round did get a bit repetitive. If it is the same first round every week it will get very repetitive. Also some of the obstacles e.g. the pole vault don't look at all like that are doable.
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    Mr PerksMr Perks Posts: 1,159
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    Time was when Sue Perkins was a pretty good stand-up. Now she is reduced to Reading Out Loud vacuous scripts probably written for Richard Hammond on Total Wipeout, with suitable edits to make it fit this mess of a programme.
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    niceguy1966niceguy1966 Posts: 29,560
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    That was awful. Worse than either Total Wipeout or Ninja Warrior. Shouldn't producers improve on what's gone before?
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    ftvftv Posts: 31,668
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    I hope the BBC didn't pay more than 50p for the format, it's a complete rip-off of Total Wipeout which actually was quite enjoyable.How on earth did this get beyond the stage of a pilot ?
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    mazzy50mazzy50 Posts: 13,312
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    I thought that was absolutely terrible.

    Embarrassingly bad.
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    miss buzzybeemiss buzzybee Posts: 16,429
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    Total rubbish
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    DVDfeverDVDfever Posts: 18,535
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    Terrible beyond belief, but sometimes - just sometimes, a programme is so bad that I really enjoy tearing into it. :D

    Can't Touch This - soon to be renamed "Can't Recommission This"

    http://dvd-fever.co.uk/cant-touch-this-episode-1-the-dvdfever-review/
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    mrbernaymrbernay Posts: 146,107
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    DVDfever wrote: »
    Terrible beyond belief, but sometimes - just sometimes, a programme is so bad that I really enjoy tearing into it. :D

    Can't Touch This - soon to be renamed "Can't Recommission This"

    http://dvd-fever.co.uk/cant-touch-this-episode-1-the-dvdfever-review/

    Great review DVD :D:D
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    Trappedin80'sTrappedin80's Posts: 6,270
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    I liked it.

    Just swap Sue Perkins for Hammond and it will be fine.
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    FinalAnswer?FinalAnswer? Posts: 1,074
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    Verence wrote: »
    Seems like an indoor version of Total Wipeout which in itself was a total rip-off of Ninja Warrior

    I'd hardly call Wipeout a rip off of Ninja Warrior. The only similarities they have is that it's in the same genre as each other.

    As for Can't Touch This - can't say I was that impressed. As others have said, the lack of audience kills any atmosphere it should have.

    Game 1 felt really, really long, whilst Game 2 and 3 felt a lot better. Hopefully they have more games to show next week otherwise it's going to get boring quickly - nothing to rival the big red balls yet
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    JBOJBO Posts: 6,148
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    I didn't see it but unless they used MC Hammer for the theme music I'm out.
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    Pink KnightPink Knight Posts: 24,773
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    I kept switching between BBC1 AND ITV as every time something more shite appeared.
    Its even worse than the effort Ken Bruce did a voice over for.
    In fact Don't Scare the Hare and Epic Win were better. Never did like Total Wipeout either.

    There is no tension with pre-recorded highlights with voice overs. Unless a bit of violence is introduced as with the Japanese shows.
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    Bonnie ScotlandBonnie Scotland Posts: 2,211
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    I liked it.

    Just swap Sue Perkins for Hammond and it will be fine.

    I don't mean this with any disrespect but what is it you like about it? Genuinely intrigued. I just saw:

    lots of people falling, essentially the same clip with different people.
    no atmosphere ... whatsoever.
    presenters and voice-over even sounded bored in places.

    More suited to CBBC!
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    tsotso Posts: 25,860
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    Maccadanny wrote: »
    Inane saturday night drivel, i lasted five minutes.

    3 minutes longer than i did (intro was enough :kitty:)
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    CaligCalig Posts: 351
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    Verence wrote: »
    Something similar will probably happen with this nonsense

    2 failures in a row. I believe someone at the BBC should have their head on the chopping block!
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    ftvftv Posts: 31,668
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    Calig wrote: »
    2 failures in a row. I believe someone at the BBC should have their head on the chopping block!

    Yes I'd watch that:D
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    DVDfeverDVDfever Posts: 18,535
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    DVDfever wrote: »
    Terrible beyond belief, but sometimes - just sometimes, a programme is so bad that I really enjoy tearing into it. :D

    Can't Touch This - soon to be renamed "Can't Recommission This"

    http://dvd-fever.co.uk/cant-touch-this-episode-1-the-dvdfever-review/
    mrbernay wrote: »
    Great review DVD :D:D

    Thanks. I enjoyed writing that review more than I did watching the programme :D
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