Celeb bath rant. A celeb discusses some trendy topic, while taking a bath.
Celeb stone the crows. A celeb tries to stone crows.
Celeb wonky wheel trolly shopping. Celeb does a supermarket shop, but the trolly has other ideas.
All celeb shows are gold dust to tv producers, these will be snapped up extremely quickly no doubt, probably channel five, the key is to making celeb shows is 75% of the celebs have to be from reality tv though, this is a perfect formula.
New one for channel five, 'Village Hairy backs On Benefits' by where channel film people struggles to survive on benefits in a village and having a hairy back and finding the extra money each month for shaving equipment and waxes.
I'm sure it's being considered. They must be running short of themes now for benefit programmes.
Where you have various primate contestants sent to random planets in our solar system to bake cakes, have the judges be Shaun Rider and Cuddles the monkey from Orville fame. Each week the monkey would send back their cake and be judges in a controlled environment down here on Earth and the score telepathically communicated to the monkey on their competitive planet.
Where you have various primate contestants sent to random planets in our solar system to bake cakes, have the judges be Shaun Rider and Cuddles the monkey from Orville fame. Each week the monkey would send back their cake and be judges in a controlled environment down here on Earth and the score telepathically communicated to the monkey on their competitive planet.
I like it :cool:
how about 'knitting and tripping' with Bez, Bez and some mates knit while tripping off their heads, where will the adventure take them and what will become of their knitted creations ? :cool:
One-off special that watches what average joes search for on google.. whilst, with their mates, on their own, and with their family..Could even be a celebrity special if it took off.. lol
Celebrity glue sniffing, each week three celebs go and sit on a park bench and get off their nut on solvents, they have to cope with cold, eachother, plus police intervention and abuse from passers by :cool:
Celebrity Casket - a group of Z listers spend up to 28 days locked 6 feet under whilst having to undertake various tasks in order to win their next 24 hours of air. Bound to be a ratings winner
We have 24 hours in A&E and 24 hours in police custody
Why not have one focusing on the work of the fire service?
24 hours celebrity firefighting, Melinda Messenger, Piers Morgan, Windsor Davies and Anne Widdicombe take over a fire station for a day, and respond to public emergencies :cool:
How about we have a show where someone is given the task of making a cake for a wediding,birthday or retirement etc. It will be a very big occasion They will have a bucket or something with cards in it and on it will be a wedding,birthday etc. And ithey will have pick one from it. How the person wants the cake decorated etc will be on it.
That actually sounds quite good Ordinary members of the public having a go at making a cake for a big event. I'd probably watch that.
Pissed Busters - Chronic alcoholics Adam and Jamie must try to verify theories and claims they made the night before while absolutely hammered.
Episode 1: Did the Marie Celeste sink because it was made of toast? Do the Chinese really have no sense of whimsy and does Donald Trump's hairdo really have a fanny underneath that can dissolve pebbles?
Pissed Busters - Chronic alcoholics Adam and Jamie must try to verify theories and claims they made the night before while absolutely hammered.
Episode 1: Did the Marie Celeste sink because it was made of toast? Do the Chinese really have no sense of whimsy and does Donald Trump's hairdo really have a fanny underneath that can dissolve pebbles?
24 hours in a sweet shop, 24 hrs filming the public coming in the shop to buy papers, mags and **** :cool:
Show's title: CCTV. Or should that be CeeCeeTV. CeeCee is the name of the over friendly, overly helpful, over bright as a new button cashier.
Voiceover: Nothing gets her down, not even the yobs who come to steal her cash and booze, and threaten her violence.
"Aw," she coos. "'em yung 'uns karm round from the s-tate, don they? They 'ad a 'ard life. They don' meen no 'arm." #smileyfaceceecee #subtiltesavailableforthehardofunderstanding
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MP's have to sing in front of Cowell and judges to reach a place in the final
The winner gets to release a single for charity and become Prime Minister
Celeb stone the crows. A celeb tries to stone crows.
Celeb wonky wheel trolly shopping. Celeb does a supermarket shop, but the trolly has other ideas.
All celeb shows are gold dust to tv producers, these will be snapped up extremely quickly no doubt, probably channel five, the key is to making celeb shows is 75% of the celebs have to be from reality tv though, this is a perfect formula.
Don't make me laugh it'll never work.
I'm sure it's being considered. They must be running short of themes now for benefit programmes.
Where you have various primate contestants sent to random planets in our solar system to bake cakes, have the judges be Shaun Rider and Cuddles the monkey from Orville fame. Each week the monkey would send back their cake and be judges in a controlled environment down here on Earth and the score telepathically communicated to the monkey on their competitive planet.
I like it :cool:
how about 'knitting and tripping' with Bez, Bez and some mates knit while tripping off their heads, where will the adventure take them and what will become of their knitted creations ? :cool:
One-off special that watches what average joes search for on google.. whilst, with their mates, on their own, and with their family..Could even be a celebrity special if it took off.. lol
Comedy gold..
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Why not have one focusing on the work of the fire service?
24 hours celebrity firefighting, Melinda Messenger, Piers Morgan, Windsor Davies and Anne Widdicombe take over a fire station for a day, and respond to public emergencies :cool:
That actually sounds quite good Ordinary members of the public having a go at making a cake for a big event. I'd probably watch that.
That reminds me... Wasn't there a politician talent show back in the day?
Outlander?
Where Champagne Socialist celebs welcome an asylum seeker into their own home for a full year,and pay for their upkeep.
Episode 1 - Sherlock's Benedict opens his home,at Christmas to someone from the Calais Jungle
Episode 1: Did the Marie Celeste sink because it was made of toast? Do the Chinese really have no sense of whimsy and does Donald Trump's hairdo really have a fanny underneath that can dissolve pebbles?
The Mari Celeste didn't sink.
Show's title: CCTV. Or should that be CeeCeeTV. CeeCee is the name of the over friendly, overly helpful, over bright as a new button cashier.
Voiceover: Nothing gets her down, not even the yobs who come to steal her cash and booze, and threaten her violence.
"Aw," she coos. "'em yung 'uns karm round from the s-tate, don they? They 'ad a 'ard life. They don' meen no 'arm." #smileyfaceceecee #subtiltesavailableforthehardofunderstanding