I'm going to try to stop calling Andre a plonked...I love unicorns and I won't be able to live with myself knowing one may of passed away because of me
Detective Cheese Inspector Bennyboots of Twuntfordshire Police, Orange Squad here.
Have we not got the bottom of the two conflicting dates of Prince Peter and RomanceBot's Naturalemily 1.0's engagement yet? Come on fellow detectives, we mush have an answer. Now excuse me, I have some non-disclosure agreements to examine as well as a criminal record called Insania.
Crime can't crack itself.
Unfortunately Cheese Inspector Bennyboots, I think it's an unsolvable crime as there's definitely been 2 dates mentioned by tangoman, phone the FBI, they may have more luck untangling the mystery.
Wonderful replies it is so good to see people are interested in Peter Andre's life ... I am most satisfied that deep down the people in this thread secretly want to know everything about our musical genius ... and dear baby may one day follow in her shining fathers footsteps ... *titter* ...
I've just watched PA on JR (was primarily watching for Liam Neeson, but couldn't resist a chuckle at His Orangeness).
Every time I see him, I think he's more of a twonk than ever. Even his walk to the sofa was smug! Also, his hair is reaching true Jedward levels now. He looks ridiculous.
I think he said he proposed on New Year's Eve as well.
Also I really hope that when he said he would "let her [Emily] do her F1 year" that was just a poor choice of words. Can't help wondering if she's been consulted about the plan for her to do her F1, then get married and then have another baby. Or if Clare's just advised PA on the appropriate spacing in order to provide consistent publicity!
...the orange plonker made up a second proposal because he thought it sounded more romantic and meaningful and would appeal to his fandom and would make him look more DOTYish when he sold the story to some rag.
I'm kind of with you, sounds very much typical behaviour of perfect Pete.
Yep, this sounds the most likely.
I don't know if anyone has told you, but every time you call PA a plonker a baby unicorn dies.
So stop it.
>:(
I think we need lofiel - the thread's new international PA correspondent to clarify things.
You mean our chief correspondent, Azura's Star, is throwing the towel in, admitting defeat & passing the responsibilities on?:o
"We still haven't got a name for the baby," he admitted. "We'd narrowed it down to a list of names, she didn't look like any of them when we saw her!"
Andre having selected both the names Junior and Princess for his other offspring and having a single called Insania, I would keep him out of that particular decision. I had heard that his suggestions so far are 'Messiah', 'Vageena' and 'Biscuit-Barrel'.......
Of his proposal to Emily, Pete admitted that Emily was in tears at the sight of the ring.
I know the feeling, when Mr Jeebie got down on one knee and presented me with a ring that look like it had diamond 'flakes' I told home where to shove it.........which, when I thought about it, was clinically impossible
Apparently "Blue Angel" is now off the baby names list........since Pete found out that's what you call a lit fart, might still surface in the future though as an album title 😳
I reckon even Can now realise they have shot themselves in the foot to do a big Ok name reveal, however I think we will still have to endure a spread properly introducing baby Amelia with her big brother and sister. Interesting that he said "before you read it anywhere else" code I know ive pissed you all off but now im forgiven
P.s even more interesting Pete has revealed to Now magazine that he can't go to bed without eating chocolate first. Oh bless his cotton socks
Amelia is derived from the Germanic word amal which means "work" and the name Amelia itself means "industrious" and "fertile" (insert your own PA related jokes here)
Interestingly Amelia looks/sound similar, but is unrelated to, the Latin Aemilia, which translates into....Emily.
It is not, as far as I'm aware, in the Bible
My name's in the Bible. Not Kat, my proper real-world grownup name. It was a rumoured name for PA's little one. I find myself quite relieved that he didn't pick it. I'm not sure I could cope with any association with PA, even such a tangential one!
Amelia is derived from the Germanic word amal which means "work" and the name Amelia itself means "industrious" and "fertile" (insert your own PA related jokes here)
Interestingly Amelia looks/sound similar, but is unrelated to, the Latin Aemilia, which translates into....Emily.
It is not, as far as I'm aware, in the Bible
My name's in the Bible. Not Kat, my proper real-world grownup name. It was a rumoured name for PA's little one. I find myself quite relieved that he didn't pick it. I'm not sure I could cope with any association with PA, even such a tangential one!
Amelia was born on my daughters birthday so i won't be able to forget her birthday will I ;-)
Amelia was born on my daughters birthday so i won't be able to forget her birthday will I ;-)
Your poor daughter, forever shackled to the spawn of Andre!
I'm kidding. No disrespect to baby Amelia. She can't help having a complete pillock for a father.
Amelia, btw, is also the proper term for a particular type of birth defect involving the absence or deformation of one or more limbs (derived from the Greek word meaning "lack of"). Rather blackly comic given that PA calls Emily "Embolism".
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I'm going to try to stop calling Andre a plonked...I love unicorns and I won't be able to live with myself knowing one may of passed away because of me
Is it alright to call him a twonk
Unfortunately Cheese Inspector Bennyboots, I think it's an unsolvable crime as there's definitely been 2 dates mentioned by tangoman, phone the FBI, they may have more luck untangling the mystery.
Well he mentioned Rose, Amelia & Isabella last night & seemed particularly fond of Amelia so my guess is, that is her name.
Come now, so much pressure on a little baby!
His joke made me cringe, only PA would who onto a chat & tell a joke, even worse, he'd obviously been rehearsing it
BIB, he was delighted with himself!
I'm kind of with you, sounds very much typical behaviour of perfect Pete.
You mean our chief correspondent, Azura's Star, is throwing the towel in, admitting defeat & passing the responsibilities on?:o
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmbUNF1Q4R8
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZE0ZxCHIuc
YES VERY VERY similar you can mix and match them with out hearing a join in the tune.
Well Spotted!
Now now ...you know Andres dear friend Paulo will of been helped to write that tune by Andre when they were really close friends once ;-)
Hang on a sec while I put my Andre I care face on
Andre having selected both the names Junior and Princess for his other offspring and having a single called Insania, I would keep him out of that particular decision. I had heard that his suggestions so far are 'Messiah', 'Vageena' and 'Biscuit-Barrel'.......
Of his proposal to Emily, Pete admitted that Emily was in tears at the sight of the ring.
I know the feeling, when Mr Jeebie got down on one knee and presented me with a ring that look like it had diamond 'flakes' I told home where to shove it.........which, when I thought about it, was clinically impossible
Too similar ;-) and not for the first time
Hmm, I wonder if he'll announce it, for free, on his channel?;-)
Amelia
So lovely fans, before you read it anywhere else, here it is.
Love ya
^^^ Straight from Peter's twitter Amelia is the name they have chosen for their daughter
Or maybe she'll be nicknamed Mel, pronounced "Meal" as in Meal Ticket.
P.s even more interesting Pete has revealed to Now magazine that he can't go to bed without eating chocolate first. Oh bless his cotton socks
Im sure theres still a part two of an interview to follow, though! Kerching, baby Amelia!;-)
I don't think it is but it's a lovely traditional name. I've really enjoyed the banter on here lately, hope they have another baby very soon
That's what I thought Amelia = A meal (ticket):D
Interestingly Amelia looks/sound similar, but is unrelated to, the Latin Aemilia, which translates into....Emily.
It is not, as far as I'm aware, in the Bible
My name's in the Bible. Not Kat, my proper real-world grownup name. It was a rumoured name for PA's little one. I find myself quite relieved that he didn't pick it. I'm not sure I could cope with any association with PA, even such a tangential one!
Amelia was born on my daughters birthday so i won't be able to forget her birthday will I ;-)
Your poor daughter, forever shackled to the spawn of Andre!
I'm kidding. No disrespect to baby Amelia. She can't help having a complete pillock for a father.
Amelia, btw, is also the proper term for a particular type of birth defect involving the absence or deformation of one or more limbs (derived from the Greek word meaning "lack of"). Rather blackly comic given that PA calls Emily "Embolism".
'A' for Andre, 'ME' for Me, 'L' for Love my kids, 'IA' for I am.