I record all programmes so I can whizz through the ads. If I watch a couple of programmes saves me around 35/45 mins.
(Even more if it is a 'documentary' (bit dubious these days) where we are taken through the 'coming up in this show/next/later' and 'so far we've seen...' then the mandatory recap after the ads. that cuts out another 5/15 mins minimum)
Errr... anyway back to the ads reading this thread, I now find myself rewinding to watch ads to work out what the likes of Stinky kev et al are talking about :eek::eek::eek:
That Sainsbury's 'Mr Rabbit', 'Mr Rabbit' ad where the little girl is taking care of the chocolate rabbit and playing with it, only then to be seen chewing its ears off!
Current ad "hates":
For laser vision surgery-"It's like living life in HD"----shut up
The coffee advert where loads of people are buried up to their necks in coffee, whilst spinning around in coffee.
The shed that is a baby, the admen must have been sniffing domestos to dream that one up.
Current ad "hates":
For laser vision surgery-"It's like living life in HD"----shut up
The coffee advert where loads of people are buried up to their necks in coffee, whilst spinning around in coffee. The shed that is a baby, the admen must have been sniffing domestos to dream that one up.
I think it's been mentioned on this thread already but where is the mans head just before he gets up to attend to the shed baby? When the covers lift off the couple his head appears to be on the woman's boob.
...and of course if you watch a show on ITV4 that has been sponsored by a whisky company you get a room full of people playing charades=
Woman-"Wind the bobbin up!!!"
Man="Wind the daughter up more like"
SHUT up shut up SHUT UP!
Current ad "hates":
For laser vision surgery-"It's like living life in HD"----shut up
The coffee advert where loads of people are buried up to their necks in coffee, whilst spinning around in coffee.
The shed that is a baby, the admen must have been sniffing domestos to dream that one up.
its the way she says Haitch :mad::mad::mad:
want to scream
Also, you have to laugh at laptop adverts nowadays. There seems to be a competition to design the laptop that operates in the most different "positions", regardless of how pointlessly impractical it looks. Bonkers.
The couple on the betfair ad seem to lead a lonely existence. They get home, don't talk to each other just sit on opposite sides of the sofa gambling away on their phones and other gadgets.
The windows advert with a demented looking man dressed in a long red coat-pushing windows over and screaming"buy one get one free".Who would want to buy anything from him.
I hate the crying shed advert. I suppose the advertisers think it's funny. OH said if our shed made a noise like that he'd chop it up and have a bonfire.
Then there's the woman who has lazer eye surgery. She looks weird after. Her neck looks strange.
As for Robert Lindsay advertising Sky. He sounds totally bored. It's completely unconvincing.
Two of the BT students are much too old to be regular students so they could be studying for years and years. Terrible thought.
the worst thing of all is the trendy miidle class dicks who will be actually booking these people for their own get togethers to show their pissy friends what wags they are
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That's cos she knows she's spouting shite :mad:
want to put an axe through the tv screen every time it comes on who thinks this load of s*** up :mad:
(Even more if it is a 'documentary' (bit dubious these days) where we are taken through the 'coming up in this show/next/later' and 'so far we've seen...' then the mandatory recap after the ads. that cuts out another 5/15 mins minimum)
Errr... anyway back to the ads reading this thread, I now find myself rewinding to watch ads to work out what the likes of Stinky kev et al are talking about :eek::eek::eek:
Got to admit all this makes me feel quite nervous :eek:
:eek:Not sure I ever want to see that!
Please just piss off you walking stereotypes.
For laser vision surgery-"It's like living life in HD"----shut up
The coffee advert where loads of people are buried up to their necks in coffee, whilst spinning around in coffee.
The shed that is a baby, the admen must have been sniffing domestos to dream that one up.
I think it's been mentioned on this thread already but where is the mans head just before he gets up to attend to the shed baby? When the covers lift off the couple his head appears to be on the woman's boob.
Woman-"Wind the bobbin up!!!"
Man="Wind the daughter up more like"
SHUT up shut up SHUT UP!
its the way she says Haitch :mad::mad::mad:
want to scream
It would be better than watching them at a Halloween party or seeing one of there mothers coming round to stay
Didn't help it was immediately followed by a trailer based round an old guy 'farting like a trooper'
Delightful mealtime viewing.
Sign me up for that life betfair!!!!
I seem to have something in my eye
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Is it bad that I didn't find that advert touching at all?
Nah , I just thought of Findus lasagne and watery beer.
The credit squash and voice over plugging it over the new closing titles / music for Doctor Who have assured that I will never watch it on principle.
Then there's the woman who has lazer eye surgery. She looks weird after. Her neck looks strange.
As for Robert Lindsay advertising Sky. He sounds totally bored. It's completely unconvincing.
Two of the BT students are much too old to be regular students so they could be studying for years and years. Terrible thought.
the worst thing of all is the trendy miidle class dicks who will be actually booking these people for their own get togethers to show their pissy friends what wags they are