One time, I remember wiping and wiping and wiping and there was still poo on the paper. I eventually gave up but spent the whole day paranoid that I smelt of poo until at last I got home to have a shower. Dunno what happened. I looked on Google and they call it a 'million wiper'
If you read back on the other page I tell a delightful story about being farted ON. Hahaha
I remember a story on this forum where a guy was offered nookie by his then Girlfriend when he has a big touching cloth moment and held it on only for it to shoot out during the physical act of love !
I remember a story on this forum where a guy was offered nookie by his then Girlfriend when he has a big touching cloth moment and held it on only for it to shoot out during the physical act of love !
Exactly! The motions do things to you. If you are orgasming and your bum cheeks are clenched and toes are clenched, isn't it possible to let out a fart? It's an intense situation, you can't help or predict these things. It's nothing to be embaressed about.
One time, I remember wiping and wiping and wiping and there was still poo on the paper. I eventually gave up but spent the whole day paranoid that I smelt of poo until at last I got home to have a shower. Dunno what happened. I looked on Google and they call it a 'million wiper'
Maybe you were using the tracing paper bog roll and you had smeared it up between your shoulder blades?
Exactly! The motions do things to you. If you are orgasming and your bum cheeks are clenched and toes are clenched, isn't it possible to let out a fart? It's an intense situation, you can't help or predict these things. It's nothing to be embaressed about.
Are you trying to convince your missus what you've just done is normal?
::has vision of Hazy pointing at his phone screen going see!!! It's not just me!! ::
Are you trying to convince your missus what you've just done is normal?
::has vision of Hazy pointing at his phone screen going see!!! It's not just me!! ::
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Ok, but when you did have nookie did you worry that you may have stank of poo or pee?
Have you had this happen before.
My thoughts exactly!
What a nice little story, thanks for sharing!
If the Girl does stink of poo or general BO it does make the activity quite nasty.
And you liked it didn't you. You liked the flavour.
I remember a story on this forum where a guy was offered nookie by his then Girlfriend when he has a big touching cloth moment and held it on only for it to shoot out during the physical act of love !
Hahaha pebble dash the ceiling !!!
Maybe you were using the tracing paper bog roll and you had smeared it up between your shoulder blades?
::has vision of Hazy pointing at his phone screen going see!!! It's not just me!! ::
yes. turn her over.
It is normal.